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When I get my income taxes can I take you out?

Want to swap liquid assets? I’m accounting on taxing your booty tonight.

Your hot assets are making me want to form a partnership.

Wanna sneak out behind the hedge and play with my financial instrument?

If I was your coworker, I’d sexually harass you.

I’m getting confused here cuz our love journals are not balanced.

Honey, I’d let you touch my intangible assets.

Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.

Please, baby, let me withhold you.

You’ve got great plan assets, but too many service costs.

I think we should introduce a 3rd party to evaluate our standing position.

Let’s fill out a 1040 — you’re a 10, and I’m 40.

Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift.

You’re entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income…now let’s do it.

You’re the revenue, I am the cost.

You can call me bond…. municipal bond.

I can be your asset, you be my owner’s equity, & together we’ll fight off these expenses.

You’ll be pleasantly surprised to see what’s in my books.

I’ll let you audit my assets if you let me audit yours.

The moment I found you, my depreciation method changed from a double declining to a 150% declining balance.

In my office, ‘I.R.S.’ stands for ‘I’m really sexy.

You’ve got a lovely pair of W-2’s.

While some of your assets are obviously not impaired, I’m afraid your major asset will turn out to be immaterial.