100+ Flirty Pickup Lines, Massages, SMS, chats For WhatsApp And Instagram - Lovedit : Relationship App

100+ Flirty Pickup Lines, Massages, SMS, chats For WhatsApp And Instagram

Flirty Pickup Lines


 she- kaise ho

he- seedhe saral swabhav ka vyakti hu

he- aur aap

she- mai tedhe kadthin swabhav ki vyakti hu


she- tum mere lia kya kar sakte ho

he- agar tumhe kisi pyaz(onion) ne rulaya na to mai usse kaat ke rakh dugaaur sabji bhi bna duga


he- jiska koi nhi hota uska kya hota hai?

she- uska khuda hota hai

he- nhi ji uska arrange marriage hota hai


she- kaise ho

he- Single hu


agar koi ladki "bhaiya" bol kar chidaye to bolo

apki spelling mistake haivo saiyan hota hai



agar "bhai" bol kar koi ladki chidaye to bolna

bhai ki full form hoti haibest husband of all India


(agar koi whatsapp message delete karna par jaaye to ye reply kro)

Tumhari profile pic dekhne k baad to mera dil hi delete ho gaya haimessage kya chiz hai


she- kya kar rahe ho

he- mai to ghumne nikla tha par kho gya hu

she- kha kho gaye ho

he- apke khayalo me

     

he- gudmrng

she - abhi to sham ho rahi hai

he - but jaha tum ho waha to subha ho rahi hai

she- acha ji kaha hu me

he - mere dil me

     

He- Mere dil me aaj kya hai tu kahe to mai ye bata du,

she- bata do

He- Mere Dil me blood hai


She- tumhari koi girlfriend thi, 

he- ek baar Aryabhatt meri girlfriend ki ginti kar raha tha and us din usne shunya(zero) ki khoj ki thi

     

he- yar kal subha muje kahi jana hai tum rasta bata sakti ho 

she- kaha jana hai 

he- tumhare Dil me

     

she- ap kya karte ho

he - mai apke msg ka wait krta hu

     

he- mere phone me sab kuch perfect hai siwaye ek chiz ke, 

she- kya, 

he- isme tumhara Number nahi hai

     

he- aap Feviquick ho kya

she- kyuki jabse apko dekha hai tabse apki Photo mere Dil me chipak gayi hai

     

he- muje apka signature dekhna hai, 

she- kaise dikhau    me, 

he- ya to blank cheque me kar ke dikha 

do ya marriage certificate par

     

he- tumhare paas chabi hai kya, 

she- konse tale ki, 

he- mEre dil ke taale ki

     

he- Tum bijli vibhag ne kaam krti ho kya, 

she- nahi to, 

he- Fir tumhe dekh kar mere Dil me Current kyu lagne lagta hai

     

She- hmm, 

he- Hmm apke hain kon

     

she- aur sunao, 

he- to suno na sangmar mar ki ye minare

   

   

She- tumhari koi girlfriend thi, 

he- ek baar Aryabhatt meri girlfriend ki ginti kar raha tha and us din usne shunya(zero) ki khoj ki thi

     

he- yar kal subha muje kahi jana hai tum rasta bata sakti ho 

she- kaha jana hai 

he- tumhare Dil me

     

she- ap kya karte ho

he - mai apke msg ka wait krta hu

     

he- mere phone me sab kuch perfect hai siwaye ek chiz ke, 

she- kya, 

he- isme tumhara Number nahi hai

     

he- aap Feviquick ho kya

she- kyuki jabse apko dekha hai tabse apki Photo mere Dil me chipak gayi hai

     

he- muje apka signature dekhna hai, 

she- kaise dikhau    me, 

he- ya to blank cheque me kar ke dikha 

do ya marriage certificate par

     

he- tumhare paas chabi hai kya, 

she- konse tale ki, 

he- mEre dil ke taale ki

     

he- Tum bijli vibhag ne kaam krti ho kya, 

she- nahi to, 

he- Fir tumhe dekh kar mere Dil me Current kyu lagne lagta hai

     

She- hmm, 

he- Hmm apke hain kon

     

she- aur sunao, 

he- to suno na sangmar mar ki ye minare

      

she- ok 

he- tumhe mera nickname kaisa pata 

she- muje nhi pta

he- OK hi mera nick name hai

     

she- ok, 

he- jaanu, 

she- kya, 

he- movie ki baat krra hu yar

     

he- aap breakfast me dove khate ho kya, 

she- nhi to 

he- fir aap itne cute kaise ho

     

he- agar me apse apka Dil mangu to kya aap doge, 

she- nhi, 

he- to fir kidney hi dedo, 2 lakh me Bik jayegi

     

she- sorry, 

he- sorry mt bolo yaar agar bolna hi hai to I love you bolo and apne 3 dosto ko bolo ki vo bhi I love you bolen

     

he- mai apko propose kru to aap jhadu se maroge ya belan se 

she- mai nhi marugi, 

he- maar lena yar, muje cute ladkio se maar khana acha lgta hai

     

he- muje aapke Dil me ek Flat chahiye, 

she- le lo, 

he- kya kya facility hai,

she- sari facilities hain, he- muje bas pyar wali facility chahiye

     

She- kaise ho, 

he- apke khayalo me hun

     

She- kya kar rahe ho, 

he- doremon dekh raha hu

     

She- acha, 

he- apse acha nahi yar

     

she- kaise ho

he- seedhe saral swabhav ka vyakti hu

he- aur aap

she- mai tedhe kadthin swabhav ki vyakti hu

     

she- tum mere lia kya kar sakte ho

he- agar tumhe kisi pyaz(onion) ne rulaya na to mai usse kaat ke rakh dugaaur sabji bhi bna duga

     

he- jiska koi nhi hota uska kya hota hai?

she- uska khuda hota hai

he- nhi ji uska arrange marriage hota hai

     

she- kaise ho

he- Single hu

     

agar koi ladki "bhaiya" bol kar chidaye to bolo

apki spelling mistake haivo saiyan hota hai

     

agar "bhai" bol kar koi ladki chidaye to bolna

bhai ki full form hoti hai best husband of all India

     

(agar koi whatsapp message delete karna par jaaye to ye reply kro)

Tumhari profile pic dekhne k baad to mera dil hi delete ho gaya haimessage kya chiz hai

     

she- kya kar rahe ho

he- mai to ghumne nikla tha par kho gya hu

she- kha kho gaye ho

he- apke khayalo me

     

he- gudmrng

she - abhi to sham ho rahi hai

he - but jaha tum ho waha to subha ho rahi hai

she- acha ji kaha hu me

he - mere dil me

     

He- Mere dil me aaj kya hai tu kahe to mai ye bata du,

she- bata do

He- Mere Dil me blood hai

   

     

She- tumhari koi girlfriend thi, 

he- ek baar Aryabhatt meri girlfriend ki ginti kar raha tha and us din usne shunya(zero) ki khoj ki thi

     

he- yar kal subha muje kahi jana hai tum rasta bata sakti ho 

she- kaha jana hai 

he- tumhare Dil me

     

she- ap kya karte ho

he - mai apke msg ka wait krta hu

     

he- mere phone me sab kuch perfect hai siwaye ek chiz ke, 

she- kya, 

he- isme tumhara Number nahi hai

     

he- aap Feviquick ho kya

she- kyuki jabse apko dekha hai tabse apki Photo mere Dil me chipak gayi hai

     

he- muje apka signature dekhna hai, 

she- kaise dikhau    me, 

he- ya to blank cheque me kar ke dikha 

do ya marriage certificate par

     

he- tumhare paas chabi hai kya, 

she- konse tale ki, 

he- mEre dil ke taale ki

     

he- Tum bijli vibhag ne kaam krti ho kya, 

she- nahi to, 

he- Fir tumhe dekh kar mere Dil me Current kyu lagne lagta hai

     

She- hmm, 

he- Hmm apke hain kon

     

she- aur sunao, 

he- to suno na sangmar mar ki ye minare


she- ok 

he- tumhe mera nickname kaisa pata 

she- muje nhi pta

he- OK hi mera nick name hai

     

she- ok, 

he- jaanu, 

she- kya, 

he- movie ki baat krra hu yar

     

he- aap breakfast me dove khate ho kya, 

she- nhi to 

he- fir aap itne cute kaise ho

     

he- agar me apse apka Dil mangu to kya aap doge, 

she- nhi, 

he- to fir kidney hi dedo, 2 lakh me Bik jayegi

     

she- sorry, 

he- sorry mt bolo yaar agar bolna hi hai to I love you bolo and apne 3 dosto ko bolo ki vo bhi I love you bolen

     

he- mai apko propose kru to aap jhadu se maroge ya belan se 

she- mai nhi marugi, 

he- maar lena yar, muje cute ladkio se maar khana acha lgta hai

     

he- muje aapke Dil me ek Flat chahiye, 

she- le lo, 

he- kya kya facility hai,

she- sari facilities hain, he- muje bas pyar wali facility chahiye

     

She- kaise ho, 

he- apke khayalo me hun

     

She- kya kar rahe ho, 

he- doremon dekh raha hu

     

She- acha, 

he- apse acha nahi yar


He- Jag ghumya thare jaisa na koi, 

she- Thanks,

he- aur mara matha ghumya to fir maare jaisa na koi

     

he- kaise ho, 

she- badia, 

he- mai badia tu bhi badia, aaja shadi krle sawariya 

(sanju movie song)

     

she- kya kar rahe ho, 

he- Oxygen le raha hun

     

she- Bye, 

he- Tussi jaa re ho, tussi na jao 

     

She- acha ji, 

he- ji acha

     

She- Thik hai, 

he- sprite peeta hun,

iske clear rahta hun

     

she- who are you, 

he- Producer, 

she- konsi movie ka, 

he- plant producer

     

She- Muje kahi jaana hai, 

he- ok fir mere Dil me aa jana

     

She- Suno, 

He- hamari shadi kab hui, 

She- kya, 

he- han vo mummy ne bataya tha ki shadi ke baad ladki apne husband ko suno kah kar bulati hai

     

she- mera number kaha se mila, 

he- somvar ke vrat se bhagwan khush hue aur unhone bola maang kya mangta hai to mai maine apka number mang lia

     

he- muje ek secret information mili hai, 

She- kya, 

he- ki apka Dil chori hone wala hai, muje de do mai sambhal kar rakhuga

     

he- Tum keyboard Ho kya, 

she- kya, 

he- kyuki tum mere type ki ho

     

he- mai tumse LIC krwana chahta hun, 

she- kyu, 

he- taki tum mere sath raho, zindagi ke sath bhi aur zindagi ke baad bhi

     

he- Choti abcd badi ABCD se kitne saal choti hai, 

she- Hahaha

     

she- ap kya karte ho, 

he- Pilot hun mom dad ke paise udata hun

     

She- hate you, 

he- Aapas me prem karo desh premio

     

She- aur sunao, 

He- Suna to duga par fir tumhara kharcha ho jayega, 

she- vo kaise, 

he- sunne ke baad aap tamatar aur ande fek kar maroge to kharcha to hoga hi

     

she- mm, 

he- nopqrstuvwxyz, 

she- ye kya hai, 

he- iske aage ke alphabet

     

she- hmm, 

he- ye ladkia itna hm hm kyu karti hain

     

She- hmm, 

he- hug me more

     

she- aur sunao, 

he- suno na, suno na, sun ko na, hamsafar hami ko chun lo na

     

she- aur sunao, 

he- pahle concert rakhwao tab sunauga

     

she- aur batao, 

he- 'aur' lo bata dia

     

she- who are you, 

he- Mai message hun

     

she- Acha, 

he- kitna acha

     

she- Ok, 

he- muje apka ye Ok bolne ka andaz bhut pasand hai

     

she- aur sunao, 

He- sun sathiya

     

She- Kuch nahi, 

he- kabhi kuch kar bhi lia karo

     

She- Good, 

he- Oh good nal ishq mitha(song)

 

she- kaise ho, He- handsome hun

     

she- kaise ho, he- apke pyar me pagal hun

     

She- kya kar rahe ho, he- apne Dil ki service krwa raha hun, kharab ho gaya hai

     

She- aur batao, He- Interesting batau ya Boring She- Boring bata do, he- pakka na kyuki isme tera ghata

mera kuch nahi jaata

     

she- good, he- good hi hona chahiye kyuki bad to badman bhi hai

     

she- kya kar rahe ho, he- jis vyakti se aap sampark karna chah rahe ho vo abhi vyast hai kirpya thodi der baad try Karen

     

She- Lol, he- itna pyar, she- kya, he- tumne kaha na lots of love

     

she- jaanvar, he- haan aap meri jaan aur mai apka var( husband)

     

he- tum bijli vibhag me kaam karti, ho kya, She- nahi to, he- fir tumhe dekh kar mere Dil me bijli kyu kadakne lagti hai

     

he- mai Tumse LIC karwana chahta hun, She- kyu, he- taki tum mere sath raho, zindagi ke sath bhi and zindagi ke baad bhi

    

She- Hii, 

He- apke baare me hi soch raha tha aur aapka message aa gaya

     

She- kya kar rahe ho, 

he- aapke message ka wait

     

He- ek shayri krra hu gaur frmaeyga, 

She- bilkul, 

He- kuch is qdr aapki nazr ka jadubola kuch is qdr aapki nazr ka jaadu bola 20ki pastrie aur 15 ki coca cola

     

She- kya, 

he- ab tumhare bina raha jata nahi, aur tumhe kuch kaha jata nahi

     

She- kya kar rahe ho, he- tumhare aadhar card ko apni Zindagi se link kar raha hun

     

She- Suno, He- Sunao kabhi meri life me aakar meri life ban jao

     

She- who are you, he- mai devil Dil me aata hun samgh me nahi

     

she- kya kar rahe ho, he- Tumhari Dp dekh kar najar laga raha tha

     

She- kya kar rahe ho, He- Company ka kaam kar raha hun, She- konsi company ka, he- All time sleeping 

company

     

She- kya kar rahe ho, He- mountain dew pii raha hun, kyuki dar ke aage jeet hai 

     

He- apko lagta hai ki jo kuch v hota hai kisi reason ke lia hota hai, 

she- han, 

he- iska matlb ham mile hain iska bhi koi karan hoga

     

he- truth & dare kheloge

     

he- aap bhi vo ladies wale seriel dekhte ho tv me

     

he- tumhe aaj tak kitne ladko ne propose kia hai

she- Answer

     

He- pyar kitni bar ho sakta hai

     

SHe- Youtube par konsa channel pasand hai, 

he- HoW to impress a girl on   , Subscribe kar lo bhai waha par isse jyada dialogue milege

     

He- apko konsi Car pasand hai, 

she- answer

     

he- badi ABCD choti abcd se kitne saal choti hai, 

she- Answer

     

SHe- kaise ho, 

he- wase to thik rahta hun par, jab tumse baat hoti hai to happy ho jata hun

     

He- Tum love marriage krna chahti ho ya arrange marriage, 

she- answer

     

He- apko kaisa ladka chahiye, 

she- answer

     

He- Apni family ke baare me batao

     

He- Ap kismat par belive krti ho

     

He- aap Gym jati ho

She- nahi

he- fir bhi model lagti ho

     

He- Do you believe in God

     

He- koi aysi jagah jha aap ghumna chahte ho

     

He- kya tumhari koi crush hai

     

he- favorite song konsa hai

     

he- Future plans mai kya karna chahte ho, She- answer

     

she- apne future ke baare me kya socha hai, 

he- shadi kruga aur fir 11 bacho ki cricket team banauga aur fir unhe under 19 world cup khilana hai

     

he- aaji sunti ho

     

she- tum kya karte ho

he- astrologer hun, ladkio ka bhavishya btata hun

     

she- pagal, 

he- hnji aapke pyar me

     

she- kya chal raha hai

He- Apke pyar ka nasha chal raha hai

     

she- kaise ho, 

he- pyara hun

     

he- ek offer chal raha hai

she- kaisa offer

he- Aap bhut lucky ho islia apko meri dosti milti hai sirf 100 dollar me

     

she- who are you, he- Mai apka FF hun, 

she- Ff matlb, 

he- Facebook friend

     

she- kya kar rahe ho, 

he- Tumse GST kar raha hun, 

she- GST kaise, 

he- Girls setting by talking

     

She- kya chal raha hai

He- fogg chal raha tha, chalte chalte bhut dur nikal gaya


He- Meri Company me ek offer chal raha hai

She- kya, 

he- mujse shadi krne par mere bacho ki maa bnna free

     

She- gadhe, 

he- han tumhare pyar me akal ghas charne gayi hai, 

she- wapas kab aayegi, 

he- shadi ke baad ache acho ki akal thikane aa jati hai meri bhi aa jayegi

     

He-arz kia hai, 

She- irshad, 

He- Sukh me Love bite sab karen Dukh me kare na koi, jo dukh me love bite kare sacho premi wahi hoye

     

he- hame tumse pyar kitna ye ham nahi jaante magar jee nahi sakte

she- tumhare bina, 

he- nahi Oxygen ke bina

     

She- aap kya karte ho, 

he- mai pahle Brush karta hun, fir breakfast karta hun

     

He- muje apki dp dekh kar ek song yaad aaya, 

she- konsa, 

he- Dil ko dekho Dp na dekho, dp ne ladko ko loota Dil sacha aur dp jhuta

     

she- kya kar rahe ho, 

he- Dil ko samjha raha hun

     

she- kya kar rahe ho, 

he- man ki baat kr raha hun

     

she- hmm, 

he- hmm milege har janam, sanam teri kasam

     

He- kya aap meri friend banaogi, 

she- nahi, 

he- to fir enemy hi ban jao

     

she- aap bhut gande ho, 

he- aur aap surf excell ho, 

she- acha ji, 

he- han kyuki surf excell kahta hai daag ache hain

     

she- who are you, 

he- Lifeboy, 

she- kon life boy, 

he- are lifeboy ko nahi jante, life boy hai jaha tandrusti hai waha

     

he- hmari dosti fevicol ki tarah hai, 

she- vo kaise, he- fevicol ka majboot jod hai totega nahi

     

she- kya kar rahe ho, 

he- life ka zinga lala kar raha hun, 

she- kya, 

he- Tata sky dekh raha hun, kyuki isko laga dala to life zinga lala

     

He- maine apka new name socha hai, 

she- kya, 

he- nirma, kyuki hema rekha jaya aur sushma sabki pasand nirma

     

She- hello, 

he- hamare Dil me ghar bana kr rah lo

     

She- Bye, 

he- never say bye, only say ham hain rahi pyar ke fir milege online online

     

she- Lol, 

He- love u too, 

She- maine love you kab bola, 

he- abhi to bola Lol(lots of love)

     

She- Who are you, 

He- i am CEO of Love insurance Company

     

She- kya kar rahe ho, 

he- sat max par soryavansham dekh raha hun


she- who are you, 

he- mai sophia ka boyfriend hun, 

she- kon Sophia, 

he- sweeden ki human robot

     

she- hey bhagwan, 

he- bolo insaan

     

she- seriously, 

he- serious to hospital me hote hain

     

He- mere dil par plotting chal rahi hai, apke lia bhi ek plot kharid lu

     

she- uff, 

He- mere Dil me thodi khali se jagah thi

     

she- kya kar rahe ho

he- soch raha hun

she- kya soch rahe ho

he- kash koi mere paas bhi aata aur kahta ye lo blank cheque aur nikal jao meri beti ki zindagi se

     

she- kya kar rahe ho

he- soch raha hun, 

she- kya soch rahe ho, 

he- kash mere papa ka koi amrish puri jaisa friend hota jo kahta ki is Dosti ko rishtedari me badal lete hain

     

He- suno, 

she- sunao, 

he- mat dekh e hasina muje chupke chupke, mere dost bade kamine hain kah denge bhabhi ji namaste

     

she- apko kaise ladki Chahiye, 

he- na pimple wali na dimple wali muje to chahiye bas ek simple wali

     

She- kya kar rahe ho, 

he- kuch tufani kar raha hun, 

she- kya, 

he- thumps up pee raha hun


she- kaise ho, 

he- thoda sweet thoda salty, apko kaisa pasand hai

     

She- kaise ho, 

he- Bachpan se smart hun par kabhi ghamand nahi kia

     

she- kaise ho, 

he- apke phone ke jaisa hun, 

she- matlb, he- smart yaar

     

she- kaise ho, 

he- Sab kahte hain, smart hun apko kya lagta hai

     

she- kaise ho, 

he- Thik nahi hun, 

she- kyu kya hua, 

he- loveria hua hai doctor kahte hain bach nahi paunga

     

she- acha, 

he- Shadi ke baad hoga hamara ek pyara sa bacha

     

he- mai apko kuch donate krna chahta hun, 

she- kya, 

he- Mera Dil

     

he- maine suna hai apke Blood me magnet hai, 

she- kha se sun lia aapne, 

he- kyuki mere Blood me Iron hai aur mai apki taraf khicha chala aa raha hun

     

she- hmm, 

He- hnji miss krra hun apko, 

she- maine kab pucha, 

he- hmm ka matlb hey missing me?


he- kya kar rahe ho, 

she- Kuch nahi, 

he- mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao

   

She- kya kar rahe ho, 

He- match dekh raha tha par Dil to apka message aate hi Bold ho gaya

   

she- kya kar rahe ho, 

he- taare gin raha tha saare Gin dia bas aap rah gaye

   

She- hmm, 

he- hmm 2

   

she- kya kar rahe ho, 

he- google me search kr raha tha, aap jyda cute ho ya katrina kaif

   

She- kya kar rahe ho, 

he- soch raha hun, 

she- kya soch rahe ho,

he- ki melody itni chocolaty kyu hai

   

She- kya kar rahe ho, 

He- modi ji ke Sath chai pe charcha kr raha hun

   

she- kya kar rahe ho, 

he- apke pyar ka antidode bana raha hun

   

she- kya kar rahe ho, 

he- tress ki help kar raha hun, sans lekr aur unhe Oxygen de kar

   

she- kya kar rahe ho, 

he- apko Miss kr raha hun


She- hmm, 

he- To kab karen shadi kyuki hmm ki fullform hoti hai 'hey marry me

   

she- hmm, 

he- hmm do hamare do

   

She- hmm, 

he- kya bhains ki tarah hmm hmm krti rahti ho

   

she- Nothing, 

he- something something

   

she- Cool, 

he- Dermi cool lgata hun na islia

   

He- apke mom Dad ki love marriage , hui thi ya arrange marriage?

   

she- k, 

he- LMNOpqrstuvwxyz, 

she- ye kya hai, 

he- iske aage ke alphabets

   

She- ok, 

he- konsa wala Ok, movies ok ya Lifeok

   

she- k, 

he- wow meri Katrina

   

she- ok, 

he- ke mai hun Ok tera

   

she- Bye, 

he- abhi abhi to mile ho abhi abhi dur jaane ki baat

   

she- I hate you, 

he- Isme 'I' and 'you' to aa gaya 'Love' kaha hai

   

she- Right, 

he- apka right ya mera Right

   

he- yar phone me wallpaper lagana, hai apni pic de do, 

she- mera Kyu, 

he- kyuki aap model lagte ho

   

she- hmm, 

he- acha ji hmm bol kar conversation khtm karna chahte ho

   

she- hmm, 

he- I Hmm you 2

   

she- hmm, 

he- pmm, cmm, dmm

   

she- hm, 

he- 'H' ke baad 'i' aata hai ji 'm' nahi

   

she- hm, 

he- acha aap hotel management karte ho kyuki hm means hotel management

   

she- hmm, 

he- hmm dil de chuke sanam

   

She- kya chal raha hai,

he-mere pyar ka free trial chal raha hai

   

He- mai to prestige se bhi inkaar nahi karta, 

she- kya, 

he- are ji biwi se kare pyar vo prestige se kaise kare inkaar

   

He- maine dost ko gayab kr dia, 

she- kaise, 

he- udhar dia tha aur udhar ek jadu hai jisko de do vo gayab ho jata hai

   

she- hate you, 

he- apne suna nahi ladkio ki naa me haan hoti hai aur hate me love

   

he- TumHare Dil ka hotspot On hai shayad,

she- acha ji, 

he- hnji kyuki mere Dil ka wifi apse Connect hota ja raha hai

   

she- aur sunao, 

he- bhagwan ka dia sab kuch hai, bas kami hai to uski jo subha subha kahe choriye na maaji dekh lenge

   

she- kuch nahi, 

he- Thoda kuch bhi nahi

   

she- Good, 

he- Good ke sath 2 stars bhi do mam

   

she- kaise ho, 

he- jaisa aap chor kar gaye the


She- kya kar rahe ho, 

he- shadi kr rha hu, sari tayari ho gayi hai bas dulhan dhudna baki hai