How to talk with a girl on social media site ( Live chats sample) Hindi
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He-: friend ,dost,yaar
She-: bhut confidence hai
He-:hn wo to bachpan se hi hai jb pehla pyaar hua tha
She-: oh to bachpan se hi tharki ho
He-: thurkey ni cool kehte hai
She-: wse krte kia ho tum
He-:astrologer hu ldkion ka future btata hu
She-:mera future bhi btado
He-: tumhare future mein likha hai ki jldi ek bf bnne wala hai tumhara vo bhi smart
She-: chlo dekhte hai wase ldkio ka future btane ke alawa aur kia krte ho
He-: college jata hu....tum kia krti ho
She-:mai bi study krti hu
He-:pr mein study ni krta sirf college jata hu
She-: same here
He-: dekho kitni similarities hai hum mein
She-:coincidence bhi hoskta hai
He-: ye coincidence tumhari destiny bnne wala hai
She-: rehnedo
He-:chlo thik hai rehne diya
She-: gf kha hai tumhari
He-: meri gf mai bda intrest hai ...kia baat
She-: rehnedo mt btao
He-:tumhare ghr ke east mein rehti hai na uske ghr ke west mein rehti hai ...abi bnni nhi hai but banne wali hai
She-:logic bda lamba hai Itni bakwas kaise krlete ho
He-: bhut difficult hota hai but ab practice hogyi hai bakwas krne ki tum kaho to tumhe bhi sikha du
She-: nhi sikhna
He-:okg
She-: kia ok
He-: not ok phir
She-: kia not ok
He-: dekho abi se asr hone lg gya meri baaton ka tumpe
She-:hn mujhe bhi lgta hai jada din tumse baat ki to pgl hojaungi
He--:usse pagl hi dewaana kehte hai
She-:hahahha lol
He-:wse bhut kismat wali ho jo mujhse baat kr rhi ho
She-:ku tum prince ho kia
He-:ase smjhlo wse mujhse baat krke kesa lga
She-: tum thode kamine hlke se chalu aur bhut thode se funny ho
He-: wah abi se sochne lgi mere bare mein
She-: nhi aisa to nhi
He-:ji if u dont mind ek baat puchni thi
She-: kia baat He-:tumhara koi bf hai
she-: hota to tumhare sath timepass ku krti
he-:oho pir to baat bn gyi....tu meri gf mein tera bf tu menu kehndi nanana...ksa lga song
She-: bhut bekr but puchne ka style AXA hai....shi hai tumhara life ki koi tension hi ni
He-:asa nhi hai bs tension show ni krta
She-: kia tension hai
He-: gf chye
She-:ye bhi koi tension hai ...ku purani ko kia hua
He-:uska tum rehne hi do
She-:ku rehne de
He-:kuki mein keh rha hu
She-: kon hote ho tum kehne wale
He-:aapka freind ,dost , yar
she-:friend ho to btao pir
He-:ek ldki thi usse love krta tha .....10 class se vo bhi krti thi sab bdia tha.....3 saal tk love story aci chli bilkul siya aur ramji ki premkahani ki trh pir wo dusre college chli gyi aur mein dusre mein
She-:pir kja hua
He-:han han bta rha hu Vo college gyi to wha usse ek ldke ne propose kia audi car wala ldka tha ....or usne hn krdi ....but mujhe ni btaya dhere dhere dur hone lag gyi call pe busy rehti thi mujhe lga sch mein busy hogi bhrosa krta tha
She-: haw dhoka
He-: mein milne bulata tha milne ni ati thi....change hogyi thi kafi baat baat pe chidna baat ni krna
She-: pir kia krA tumne
He-:wo to milne aati thi nj mein hi chla gya uske college ek din us ldke ke sath dikh gyi....tb bola usne tum ku aye
She-: thppd marna tha na ek
He-:gussa aya but control krlia.....but usne kha wo rha mera bf aur abse phone mt krna mujhe....us time pee bhu rkhi thi usne to meine kuchni bola wps agya
She-:tumne glt ldki choose ki
He-: pehle to achi thi vo to college jake kharab hui jab pta chla tb 3 din tk khana ni khaya gya ab 7 month hgye hai pr yaad ajati hai ....dosto ne bola new ptale to bs new dhund rha hu is baar achi nature wali choose krunga
she-:hn shi bola dosto ne
he-: pta hai suna hai ab to usko bi xodke koi new bf bnalia usne aur ab to nasha bhi krne lg gyi
She-:usse ab bhulne ka try kro aur aage bdho
He-:hn ab to mast rehta hu ADT hogyi hai koi achi ldki tum hi btado
she-: acag
He-: wse tum achi ho kia😁
She-: ku aapko kaise lgi mei
He-:hn thik ho
She-: sirf thik
He-:nhi bhut achi ho tbi to baat krra hu tumse ...aur itna bi tharkey ni hu jitna sochri ho tum
She-;hn vo to smjh gyi mein
He-: sch btau to ye no. Bi sandeep ka ni hai meine fb pe dekha tha tumhe tumhara contact tha usme
She-: axaji han vo contact hide krna ni aya mujhe
He-:bhut masoom lgi tum ....to meine baat krr leta hu....abto usse jada tumhari yaad ayegi
She-: axag flirt bhi bde style se krre ho
He-: thnks avni ..suno abi busy hu baad mein baat krta hu
She-: ok by ....tumne naam ni btaya kis name se contact save kru
He-: suno g se save krlo
she-: achaji pir bhi naam btdo
He-:ku apne frnds ko apne is bf ka naam btana hai
she-: hup
HE-: abhishek naam to suna hi hoga
She-:nhi suna
HE-: to sunlogi
she-: axaji
He-: wse tum pyaar se abhi bhi bolskte ho
she-: ok abhiji
He-: ok by abhi, abhi ko khi jana hai
She-: ok jab aajaoge tb baat krte hai...kitni der mein aaoge
How to get your ex back ( Chats )
He-:he
she-: kia hai
he-:yaad arhi hai tumhari
She-: ku...breakup hgya kia
He-:nhi aise baat nhi hai mein nhi chahta ki tum mere bare mein galt socho
She-:kia glt
He-:yehi ki meine tumko cheat kia
She-:wo to kia hai tumne mein hi pagl thi jo tumhare pyaar mein agyi
he-:asa nhi hai sometime situation aise hoti hai ki hum bta nhi pate
She-:bhut pyaar krti thi mein tumse
He-: i knw pr pyaar to meine bhi scha wala hi kia tha tumse
she-: to phir shweta ko hn ku kia
He-:kuki mujhe pta tha ki usko tumne bheja hai...to mujhe gussa agya tha ki tum mujhe pe shak krti ho
She-:mein kia krti tum hi usko hmesha line marte rehte the
He-:yr mein to hr kisi se axe se baat krta hu mera nature hai wo
She-: to tum mujhe us time hi bta dete to syd hmara breakup nhi hota
He-:mujhr lga tum puchogi tumne 2-3 din ignore kia to mera ego hurt hgya tb meine shweta ko pta lia sirf tumhe jealous feel krane ke liye
She-: mujhe bhut gussa arha tha tumko uske sath dekh kr bt mujhe lga ki jab tmhe koi fark nhi pdta to mujhe ku pde
He-:meine bhut wait kia tum kuch to reaction do but tumne kuch react ni kia
She-: mein kia krti...mein bhut roe hu tunhare liye
He-:tumhe kia lgta hai mujhe AXA lgta hai ki tum mujhpe shak kro meine us din khana ni khaya ...aur wase bhi mein shweta ko sb kuch btata tha ki vo tumhe kuch btae pr vo to apni setting mein lgi hui thi
She-:wo bolti thi tum sbke sath aise krte ho
He-:wo mere piche pdi hui thi ...kher xodo uski ajkl kia krre ho
She-:kuchni
He-:abhi bhi pyaar krti ho mujhse
she-: Ptani
He-:mtlv nhi krti
she-:mujhe kuch snjh ni ara mera bf hai...shweta ne tumhe pta lia aur usne mujhe pta lia
He-:pyar krti ho tum usse
She-:ha aur mein cheat nhi krna chahti
He-:it means u dont love me dekho tumhara Ptani but i still love u us shweta ki wjh setum bhut dur chle gye but duri nhi chahta
She-:mein bhi tuMSe hi pyaar krti hu....but mein usko chod bhi to nhi skti
He-:hn aur vo tumhe ni xodega kuki tum itni sweet jo ho
She-:flirt krna bhule ni tum
He-:ye mera nature hai.....ab btao kia krna hai mein to nhi reh skta tunhare bina
she-:mein kia kru mein usko hurt ni krna chahti
he-; aur mujhe
she-:koi idea do breakup ka
He-:ruko abi btata hu sochke
she-:socho wse bhi tum expert ho
He-:purana wala idea use kro apni kisi freind ko bolo usse propose kre agr hn krdi to baat bn gyi aur na krdi to bolna mera dost tumhe psnd krti hai mein chahti hu tum usse accept krlo bs itna bolke ignore start krdo breakup hojega
She-:mein try krti hu...suno tunhari awaz sunni hai call kru
He-:abhi papa ke sath hu baad mein krta hu
She-:ok...i love u so much plz dubara hurt mt krna
He-:i luv u 2345,,,.....by thodi der baad call mein krta hu baat
She-:hmmm
How to impress a girl Part 1 ( Chats )
He-:hi
she-: may i knw u
He-:ya i m ur ff
She-: ff means
he-: facebook friend
She-:ok
he-:aap sbse itni seriously question krte ho kia
She-: han
He-: aca aapse to sab darte honge phir
She-:ku
He-: itne serious reply jo kr rhi ho
She-: nhi aisa to nhi hai
He-: dp mein bdi sad najr aa rhi ho
She-: nhi to
He-:aap sab kuch nhi ku bolte ho
she-:asa to nhi
He-: dekho phir se nhi
She-:AXA tik hai ab han bolungi
He-: wase mai fb mai chat krta ni hu bt aapki dp dekhi ti lga ki aap bhut sad hi baat krleni chye
She-:aca g
He-:hn kuki generally ldkia selfie lete hue faces bnati hai but aap bhut simple lg rhe ho
She-:han mein simple ldki hu
He-:kaunse college mein ho ap
She-:dit mein aur aap
He-:mein bhi pr kbi dekha ni apko college ni aate kia roz
She-:nhi mai roz ati hu aap hi kam aate honge
He-:aca g branch kia hai aapki
she-: civil aur aapki
He-: software
She-: mujhe bi leni thu bt mili ni
He-:koi ni civil bhi axi hai
She-:hmm
He-:mai aapko msg krne se pehle soch rha tha reply kroge bi aap ya nhi
She-:hn wase krti ni mai but aj Ptani mnn kia to krlia
He-: mein sochta tha meri kismat krap hai pr aj pta chla shi hai
She-:hn wase to mein msg pdti hi ni hu unknown ke , apki kismat shi mein axi hai
He-:thnku
She-:wlcm
He-:90% ldkia fb mein status single likhti hai pr hoti nhi hai ...aap ka kia seen hai
She-;line mar rhe ho
He-:check kr rha hu abi to khi line busy to nhi
She-:nhi i m single
He-:kb hua brkup
She-:6month hgye
He-:kia baat kr rhi ho yat ldkian to next day hi bf bna leti hai aur ap 6 month se single ho
She-:hn mein wase nhi hu
He-:shi mein aap bholi ho
She-: thnky… Aap bhi single hi honge
He-:hang 5 month se single hi hu
She-:wah ku hua brkup wase
He-:chodo kl ki baatein kl ki baat purani nye daur se likhenge hum milkr nyi prem kahani ...hahahaha
she-: kia
He-: kuchni ..holidays mrin kia krre ho
She-: kuchni bore aur aap
He-: yar tumhari best baat hai tumhara nature bilkul bhi atitude ni hai simple ho bhut
She-:thnku tum bi sweet ho
He-: bilkul rasgulle jase
She-:barfi jse
He-:aur kl match dekha
She-: kaunsa match
he-: meri gully ka mein 99 pe out hogya
She-: oho so sad mein ni dekh pae
He-:to dekhlo ...ajaya kro sadi gully bhul k bhi
She-:nhi hum apni gully meim khush hai
He-: AXA ji ab thoda busy hu baad mein baat krta hu
she-: okji by"
How to impress a girl part 2 ( Chats )
He-:kase ho
She-:achi hu aur aap
He-: mein bi bhut AXA hu....asa sb kehte hai
She-: shi kehte hai
He-: line mar rhi ho
She-: nhi to
he-:i knw mjak krra hu
She-:AXA
She-: tum kuch bi kr skte ho
he-: bs bs yaar ab to mein hawa mein udne lga hu....itni tareef ek sath kisi ne ni ki
She-: niche ajao pir..zameen pr..breakfast krlo pehle
He-: oho itni chinta meri nhi aaj ni aj fast hai monday ka
She-:ku
He-: kehte hai achi ldki milti hai
She-: acha jhuthe
He-: sch mein
She-: ldke bi rkhte hai kia fast
He-: hn achi ldki mil jae islie
She-: koi milli pir
He-:hn kal se asar hone lga hai ...lgta hai mil jaegi
She-:hm
He-: tum bhi start krdo fast rkhna khi aca ldka na nikl jae hath se
She-:mujhe to bina fast ke hi mil jaega
He-:hn shi kha wse to
She-:hnji
He- kia programe hai ajka phir
she- kuchni bs ghr mein
He-: bOre hore mtlv
She-:bore kha tum ho na
He-:hn shi kha boriyat bhgao tonic
She-:hn asa hi kuch
He-: aca kia baat aj bdi line marre
She- chodo ab ni marungi
He-: are mjak krra marte rho
She-:na
He-:AXA line na shi to circle hi maardo
she-: AXA baba tik hai bs...wse bi tuMSE baat krne mein mazza ata hai
He-: mujhe bhi tumne ek app ke bare mein suna hai wse
She-:konsa app
He-; whtsapp...
She-: aca tumhe ni pta kia kbse hai wo to
He-: AXA to pir add kon krega
She-: ase bolo na no. Chye
He-:hn wohi ...seedhe bolte hue shram ari thi "
How to impress a girl part 3 ( Chats )
He-:hi
She-: Hlw
He-: miss to ni kia
She-:hnji thoda sa
He-: to ek miss call dedeti
She-:mejne socha khi busy na ho ap
He-:aj mera apnj tareef sunne ka mnn krra hai
She-:AXA krlo phir
He-:pir kbi aaj tumhari krleta hu
She-: nhi rehne do
he-:ek baat puchu
she-: ji pucho
He-: single se commited kb krre apna fb status
She-; pehle koi AXA ldka to mile
He-: aca ldka kia hota hai
She-: ku btau
He-: kuki ek ldka to hai meri nzr mein
She-: AXA ldka wo hota hai jo intelligent ho aur monday ke fast rkhta ho
He-:asa ldka milna to bhut mushkil hai
She-: aca mujhe to mil gya pr
He-:kon hai wo
She-; tumhe ku btau
He-:mein nikal lunga sari details uske bare mejn
She-: tum rehnedi mujhe bhrosa hai uspr
He-:axag
She-:hng
He-:propose kb krri ho usse
She-: mein ku wo krega
He-: ho skta hai wo bi yehi sochra ho ki tum kroge
She-: but propose to usse hi krna hoga
He-:tum krdo khi uska mind change na hojae
she-: AXA tum boldo pir meri trf se
He-: bol to du pr wo hai kon
She-: tum jante ho usse
he-: AXA koi celebrity hai kia
She-:hn mere liye to hai
He-:mere samne uski iti tareef gussa ara mujhe ab
She-: jada bhole mt bno tumko pta hai
He-: are aisa bhola bnne mein to jada mazza hai
She-: aca ji jada khush mt ho tum ni ho wo
He- haw ...sucidie krne ka sbse easy tarika kia hai
She-: chup rho bde aye suicide wale
He-: mein ek ldki ko propose krne ki sochra hu...aca din kaunsa rhega
She-: ajka best hai
He-: ok tumse 5 min mein baat krta hu ...phle usse propose krleta hu
She-: jao krlo
He-: Mjk kr rha hu
She-; bhut bura mjak tha ab mt krna
He-: kal free ho to movie chlein
She-; okji
He-; kaho na pyaar hai
She-; aap kaho
He-; kia kehna hai ...movie ka name hai ye suna hai bdi aci movie hai
She-: axaji bde snjhdar ho apto
He-;hnji bachpan se
She-: vo to tv mein bi ajegi smjhdar insaan isse AXA koi aur chl lo
He-: ghr se rupy tapane pdenge mujhe
She-: mujhse lelo pir loan
He-: AXA tik hai pr intrest kitna logi
She-: jitna aapko shi lge
He-: pr mujhe to loan se jada tumpe intrest hai
She-:axaji to kl ka pkka hai na
He-: bda force krri ho ..khi pitwane ka programe to ni hai
She-:hn shi pkde ho mein hi mrungi
He-: Marlena pr sandle mehngi wali lana sasti se maar nu khaunga mein
She-;ok tik hai
He-; suno koi idea do na usse propose krna ka
He-; koi idea do na usse propose krne ka
She-: tum itne intelligent ho to khud hi sochlo
he-: are pr in mamlo mein thoda kcha hu na
She-: AXA He-:mujhe lgra wo hn nhu khegi bhav khaegi
She-: are bolo to shi ek baar
He-: AXA ok i love u
She-: thnk god mujhe to lga bologe hi ni aa jao
He-:i luv u bolna bda mushkil hai yr
She-; i love u
He-:jis din ka wait mein krra tha wo aj agya....tumhe jbse college meine dekha tha 1st time tb se hi pyaar ho gya tha mujhe
She-:mujhe pta tha ki tum mujhe dekhte ho
He-;haw aur mujhe lga tumhe kuch ni pta ....sach mein pyaar krti ho mujhse
She-:hn bhut jada ...pehl to mai tumse attracted thi but tumhari baaton se pyaar ho gya"
How to text a unknown girl ( Chats )
He-: hi
She-:??
He-: tumhara keypad khrb hai syd
She-: tumse mtlb who r u
He-:its a boy ..age -23. ...and hobby apko apna freind bnana
she- go to hell mujhe ni bnna friend
He-: why
She-: becz tum boys sirf flirt krte ho
He-: ye to hmara right hai
She-: to apne pass rkho apna right
He-: aur left
She-: vo bhi
He-:itni rude ku hore ho
She-:my life my rulZ
He-; then my gamle my foolz hahahaha
she-:ye kia hai
He-: kuchni rhyme bnara tha bs
She-:block kru kia
He-: abhi to aisa bolri ho pr jb dost bn jaogi meri tb mandir jake prasad chdaogi ki acha hua us din block ni kia
She-:asa kuchni hone wal
He-: agr block ni kia to prasad ka to Ptani pr god ko thnks to pkka bologi
she- but mein tunhari freind ku bnu
he-: enemy bnane ki wjh hoti hai friend bnane ki thodi hoti hai
She-:baatein achi bna lete ho it doesn't mean ki mein friend bn jaungi
He-: wse meine aaj tumko dekha
She-: kha
He-:sapne mein
She-: sapne mein hi dekh skte ho
He- wse krti kia ho tum
She-:tumhe ku btau
He-: b.tech kr rhi ho na
She- tumhe kaise pta
He-: abi to btaya tumne
She-: kb btaya
he-:tumne bola ku btau iska mtlv btech krri ho...kuki na btane wala course to btech hi hai
She-: asa kuchni hai
He-: to ksa kuch hai ,jsa kuch bi hai btado
She-:tumhe poem likhnr ka shauk hai kia
He-:nhi pr agr tunhara name kavita hota to mein poet bn jata .....kuki mein khi kavi na bn jau teri freindship mein kavita
she-: flirt mt kro wrna block krdungi
He-: yr itne pyaar se bhi baat mt kro mujhse
She-:kb ki meine
he-: to ab krlo
she-: mein unknown se baat ni krti
he-:same here
She-: to ku krre mujhse
He-:kuki mein kisi ko anjaan ni smjhta
She-:but mein tumhe smjhti hu
He-: dekho tum unknown se baat ni krti aur mein unjaan se ...un se un cancel hgya to bcha kja known to hum ab known hogye aur jaan to hum dono mein hai hi
She-:itna dimag chlta hai to nasa mein jao mere piche ku pde ho"
"How to talk to a girl (final part) ( Chats )
He-:hi
She-:hy
He-:yr ek baat puchu
She-:hnn
He-:tum itni cute ho kitne sare ldke msg krte honge tum sbko reply krti ho kia
She-: line to bhut marte hai but meri hi friend se no. Lekr msg krne ka dum sbme ni hota
He-:aca
She-:aur simran ne bi tareef ki tumhari
He-: kon pink
She-:hn ...agr wo blue dress mein hoti to kia bulate usse
He-: to nya ujala 4 Bondo Wala
She-:orange mein hoti to
He-:to santri
She-:yellow
He-: peeliya bs bs ab jaan loge pinky ki
She-:tumhe bdi fikr hori
He-:ku tum jealous hore kia
She-:mein ku hongi ..tum bde fast ho shaadi mein mujhe line marre the aur meri friend se no. Bhi lelia ..gf to bhut hogi tumhari
He-:asa nhi hai
She-:sb aise hi bolTE hai
He-:tumhe dekh ke confidence aagya pir socha abi ni to kbi ni
She-:pr gf to hogi
He-:meine snapdeal mein dhundi pr ni mili ...pir amazon se order ki unhone bhi out of stock btdia
She-:kia
He-:gf yr....pr 4 month hogyr mere breakup ko
She-:pta tha tum single ni hoskte
He-:pr ab hu na
She-:hua ku brkup
He-:xodo na yr
She-: ku xodo btao na
He-:shuru se btau
She-:hn
He-:mene socha college mein jate hi ldki Ptani hai
She-: AXA shuru se hi fast ho
He-:are school mein shreef tha na...college jate hi s 1st bench pr ldkian baithi hai to meine bi 1st bench pr bag rkha aur 2nd bench pe jakr baith gya
She-: smart ho
He-:hua bi bilkul wsa hi ....jab sari ldkia 1st bench pe baith gyi tb ek ldki ayi mera bag side kia aur baith gyi Mein 2nd seat se sedha 1st seat pr agya
She-: AXA.
He-:meine hi bola pir baat shuru ki to vo bda interest lenr lgi ....jse tum leri ho abi
She-; confidence shuru se hai mtlv
He-:hnji..frst day puri class chup thi kuki koi kisi ko janta ni tha bs hum dono hi aise baat krre the jaise bacpan se jante hai ek dusre ko
She-:phir.
He-: roz sath baithne lge...kismat bi shi nikli wo mere area mein hi rehti thi
She-:AXA
He-:pir roz college mein milte aur sunday ko park mein
She-:phir
He-:pir mujhe pyaar hgya propose kia usne bi 3 din baad hn krdi pir 4 month sb shi chla
She-: AXA pir
He-:pir villian ki entry hui
She-: kon
He-: uski choti bhen..mera nature bhut caring hai aur mai sbse ace se baat krta hu to uski bhen ko bi mein psnd agya
She-:aca
He-:ab wo mughe roz msg krti mein bi saali smjke reply krdeta .....jb usne thoda flirt kia to meine reply bnd krdia
She-:good
he-:to vo naraz hogyi. ..aur apni bhen ke no. Se block krdia muje...aur phone krke bola didi apse baat ni krna chahti to abse call bi mt krna
She-:haw
He-:mujhe gussa agya ... pir uska dubara call aya to bolti ki 1 din ke liye mere bf bn jao plz mein pir kbi preshan ni krungi didi se bi baat kradungi .... Meine socha ek din mein apni icha puri krna chah ri hogi to meine hn krdi ....bs yhi glti hogyi..pir usne bola mujhe propose kro meine krdia ...usne bola kl gumne chlenge meine hn krdia... Next day park gye thodi bhut selfie li pir shaam ko ghr agye mujhe lga ab syd sb shi hojrga
she-: aca
He-: hn pir uska call aya usne bola mujhe tuMSE aise umeed ni thi...meri hi bhen pe linr marre usse ptana chahre etc etc bola... Mujhe kuch snjh hi ni aya ye kia hora pir smjh aya uski choti bhen ne double game khela meine smjhane ka try kia ki meine ye ku kia pr usne bola dur rho mujhse aur meri behn se
She-: haw kitni gndi thi wo
He-:pir uski choti bhen ka phone aya bolti ab apke pass koi option ni.... mujhe gussa aya meine phone tod dia pir next day college mein smjhane ka try kja bhut pr usne ni suna kuch....meine bhut jada try kia apni limit se bi jada pr kuch ni hua
She-:acha
He-:tbse wait kr rha tha syd kia pta wo sunle meri baat pir mujhe news mili ki usne bf bnalia tb neine bi aage bdhne ki sochli ...tb tumhe deka tb lga ye achi hai
She-:suno mein kuch confess krna chahti hu ....mein shrishti nhi hu
He-: mjak mt kro yr
She-: sach mein main simran hu....jb tum shrishti ko dekhre the mujhe lga mujhe dekhre ho pir tumne mujhse baat ki mujhe aca lga .....pir tumne jb shrishti ka no. Manga meine apna dedia srry mujhe hurt hua tha islie
He-:mtlv tum pinky ho
she-: hnji simran hu mein aur pyaar se pinky aur wse bi shrishti friendship krti bi ni apse kuki uska bf hai
He-: koi ni no. Dedo olx pe bech denge uske bf ko jb purana jaega tbi to new ayega
She-:sry nhi de skti
He-: aisa ku lgra tum indirectly kehre ho ki tum single ho
she-: shi socha
He-:to thik hai ptalo pir mujhe
She-: aap sikha do mujhe ni ata
He-:AXA bt tum mujhe pyaar thodi krti ho...2 din mein pyaar thodi attraction hota hai bs
She-:agr relationship mein ajenge to pyaar bi ho hi jaega
HE-: maybe"
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"How to text an unknown girl part-4 ( Chats )
He-: hlw
She-:hi kaise ho
He-: aca hu sb kehte hai
She-:kisi ka to seedha jawab dedo
He-:ghr kha hai tunhara exactly
she-:ku
He-: shikayat krni hai
She-;AXA earth pr hai
He-: AXA mera to mars pr hai..ana kbi apna space ship lekr
she-: nhi hum earth pr hi khush hai
He-:to mein ajau apni cycle leke...mars se
She-: pirto ye jnam bi chota pdega
He-:tum bolo to tunhare liye mein is jnam se us jnam..hr jnam aane ko tyar hu tunhare pyaar ki ksm
She-:ldkion wale serial kam dekha kro
He-: agr nhi dekhunga to dialouge kaise mrunga
She-: hn ye bi shi kha
He-:suno tum delhi ke alawa kha ghumi ho
She-: haryana and lucknow...lucknow mein nana ka ghr hai
He-:agr khi gumna psnd ho to kha jaogi
She-:banglore and mumbai ...ku tum ghumare
He-:hn jb meri gf bn jaogi tb ghumaunga
She-:AXA pir to rehnedo
He-:aj mejne bghwan ko supari di agr iska breakup hojega to iphone7 gift krunga
She-: khud micromax lekr ghumre aur baghwan ko iphone doge
He-:are wah yaad hai ...mummy ko btaunga bahu jntelligent hai
She-:kitna flirt krte ho
He-: abi to Start bi ni kia meine
She-:krna bi mt
He-:suno ek baat bolni thi
She-:hnji
He-: kbi time nikl ke apne bf se breakup krlo
she-:nhi ....tum hi flirt krna bnd krdo
He-: nhi kr skta
she-mukka maru
He-:kisi ne kha hai koi mukka mare to rose do aur thppd mare to kiss
She-: AXA kisne kha hai ye lo usko de dena
He-:ghuma firake ku kh rhi ho direct hi boldo
She-:kia
He-: kuchni
She-:gud
He-:thnku yr pehli baar gud mila wrna teacher to hmesa poor deti thi
She-: ussi layak ho tum
He-:AXA tum apne bf se bhut pyaar krti ho
She-:hn
He-:to btao pyaar kia hota hai
she-:jb koi AXA lgta hai to usse pyaar hojata hai
He-:ye ni hota pyaar
She-:AXA to tum btao He-:jb hum kisi se 5 min baat kre bina reh na pae ...jb baar baar uska khyal aye
She-:aur
He-: jb uske sath hoke khushi aur uske dur hone pe kami mehsos ho...usse kehte hai pyaar
She-: kisse krte ho tum pyaar
He-: abi to kisi se bi ni ...i mean jb krunga kuki pyaar kro to scha
She-: sunne mein to bdi AXi hai tunhari baaein
he-:tumhari eyes blue hai kia
She-:ku
He-:kuki blue eyes hypnotise krdi hai menu
She-:nhi brown hai
He-:pir bi hypnotise krti hai ....color mein kia rkh hai wse bi..tbi to itne dewane hai tumhare
She-:hahahha AXA mjak hai
He-:mujhe bi sikhado ek ldki ko meine bi krna hai hypnotise
She-:kisse
He-:tumhe
she-: mujhse jada tumhe ata hai
He-: hn but ek hai usse ni kr para hu
She-:vo ni hone wali
He-:mera heart transplant krlo apne aap se khud se pyaar hojega
She-:mein khudse pyaar krti hu aur tumse nafrat
He-: itni sweet baatein khi diabetes na hojae mujhe
She-: ni hota no tension
He-:chlo by
She-:y
He-;busy
She-:ok
He-: mere dur jane ka gum to ni hora
she-: hora hai
HE-:phir to tumko mujhse pyaar hai...bye
She-: bye"
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"How to talk to a girl (final part) ( Chats )
He-:hi
She-:hy
He-:yr ek baat puchu
She-:hnn
He-:tum itni cute ho kitne sare ldke msg krte honge tum sbko reply krti ho kia
She-: line to bhut marte hai but meri hi friend se no. Lekr msg krne ka dum sbme ni hota
He-:aca
She-:aur simran ne bi tareef ki tumhari
He-: kon pink
She-:hn ...agr wo blue dress mein hoti to kia bulate usse
He-: to nya ujala 4 Bondo Wala
She-:orange mein hoti to
He-:to santri
She-:yellow
He-: peeliya bs bs ab jaan loge pinky ki
She-:tumhe bdi fikr hori
He-:ku tum jealous hore kia
She-:mein ku hongi ..tum bde fast ho shaadi mein mujhe line marre the aur meri friend se no. Bhi lelia ..gf to bhut hogi tumhari
He-:asa nhi hai
She-:sb aise hi bolTE hai
He-:tumhe dekh ke confidence aagya pir socha abi ni to kbi ni
She-:pr gf to hogi
He-:meine snapdeal mein dhundi pr ni mili ...pir amazon se order ki unhone bhi out of stock btdia
She-:kia
He-:gf yr....pr 4 month hogyr mere breakup ko
She-:pta tha tum single ni hoskte
He-:pr ab hu na
She-:hua ku brkup
He-:xodo na yr
She-: ku xodo btao na
He-:shuru se btau
She-:hn
He-:mene socha college mein jate hi ldki Ptani hai
She-: AXA shuru se hi fast ho
He-:are school mein shreef tha na...college jate hi s 1st bench pr ldkian baithi hai to meine bi 1st bench pr bag rkha aur 2nd bench pe jakr baith gya
She-: smart ho
He-:hua bi bilkul wsa hi ....jab sari ldkia 1st bench pe baith gyi tb ek ldki ayi mera bag side kia aur baith gyi Mein 2nd seat se sedha 1st seat pr agya
She-: AXA.
He-:meine hi bola pir baat shuru ki to vo bda interest lenr lgi ....jse tum leri ho abi
She-; confidence shuru se hai mtlv
He-:hnji..frst day puri class chup thi kuki koi kisi ko janta ni tha bs hum dono hi aise baat krre the jaise bacpan se jante hai ek dusre ko
She-:phir.
He-: roz sath baithne lge...kismat bi shi nikli wo mere area mein hi rehti thi
She-:AXA
He-:pir roz college mein milte aur sunday ko park mein
She-:phir
He-:pir mujhe pyaar hgya propose kia usne bi 3 din baad hn krdi pir 4 month sb shi chla
She-: AXA pir
He-:pir villian ki entry hui
She-: kon
He-: uski choti bhen..mera nature bhut caring hai aur mai sbse ace se baat krta hu to uski bhen ko bi mein psnd agya
She-:aca
He-:ab wo mughe roz msg krti mein bi saali smjke reply krdeta .....jb usne thoda flirt kia to meine reply bnd krdia
She-:good
he-:to vo naraz hogyi. ..aur apni bhen ke no. Se block krdia muje...aur phone krke bola didi apse baat ni krna chahti to abse call bi mt krna
She-:haw
He-:mujhe gussa agya ... pir uska dubara call aya to bolti ki 1 din ke liye mere bf bn jao plz mein pir kbi preshan ni krungi didi se bi baat kradungi .... Meine socha ek din mein apni icha puri krna chah ri hogi to meine hn krdi ....bs yhi glti hogyi..pir usne bola mujhe propose kro meine krdia ...usne bola kl gumne chlenge meine hn krdia... Next day park gye thodi bhut selfie li pir shaam ko ghr agye mujhe lga ab syd sb shi hojrga
she-: aca
He-: hn pir uska call aya usne bola mujhe tuMSE aise umeed ni thi...meri hi bhen pe linr marre usse ptana chahre etc etc bola... Mujhe kuch snjh hi ni aya ye kia hora pir smjh aya uski choti bhen ne double game khela meine smjhane ka try kia ki meine ye ku kia pr usne bola dur rho mujhse aur meri behn se
She-: haw kitni gndi thi wo
He-:pir uski choti bhen ka phone aya bolti ab apke pass koi option ni.... mujhe gussa aya meine phone tod dia pir next day college mein smjhane ka try kja bhut pr usne ni suna kuch....meine bhut jada try kia apni limit se bi jada pr kuch ni hua
She-:acha
He-:tbse wait kr rha tha syd kia pta wo sunle meri baat pir mujhe news mili ki usne bf bnalia tb neine bi aage bdhne ki sochli ...tb tumhe deka tb lga ye achi hai
She-:suno mein kuch confess krna chahti hu ....mein shrishti nhi hu
He-: mjak mt kro yr
She-: sach mein main simran hu....jb tum shrishti ko dekhre the mujhe lga mujhe dekhre ho pir tumne mujhse baat ki mujhe aca lga .....pir tumne jb shrishti ka no. Manga meine apna dedia srry mujhe hurt hua tha islie
He-:mtlv tum pinky ho
she-: hnji simran hu mein aur pyaar se pinky aur wse bi shrishti friendship krti bi ni apse kuki uska bf hai
He-: koi ni no. Dedo olx pe bech denge uske bf ko jb purana jaega tbi to new ayega
She-:sry nhi de skti
He-: aisa ku lgra tum indirectly kehre ho ki tum single ho
she-: shi socha
He-:to thik hai ptalo pir mujhe
She-: aap sikha do mujhe ni ata
He-:AXA bt tum mujhe pyaar thodi krti ho...2 din mein pyaar thodi attraction hota hai bs
She-:agr relationship mein ajenge to pyaar bi ho hi jaega
HE-: maybe"
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"How to text an unknown girl part-4 ( Chats )
He-: hlw
She-:hi kaise ho
He-: aca hu sb kehte hai
She-:kisi ka to seedha jawab dedo
He-:ghr kha hai tunhara exactly
she-:ku
He-: shikayat krni hai
She-;AXA earth pr hai
He-: AXA mera to mars pr hai..ana kbi apna space ship lekr
she-: nhi hum earth pr hi khush hai
He-:to mein ajau apni cycle leke...mars se
She-: pirto ye jnam bi chota pdega
He-:tum bolo to tunhare liye mein is jnam se us jnam..hr jnam aane ko tyar hu tunhare pyaar ki ksm
She-:ldkion wale serial kam dekha kro
He-: agr nhi dekhunga to dialouge kaise mrunga
She-: hn ye bi shi kha
He-:suno tum delhi ke alawa kha ghumi ho
She-: haryana and lucknow...lucknow mein nana ka ghr hai
He-:agr khi gumna psnd ho to kha jaogi
She-:banglore and mumbai ...ku tum ghumare
He-:hn jb meri gf bn jaogi tb ghumaunga
She-:AXA pir to rehnedo
He-:aj mejne bghwan ko supari di agr iska breakup hojega to iphone7 gift krunga
She-: khud micromax lekr ghumre aur baghwan ko iphone doge
He-:are wah yaad hai ...mummy ko btaunga bahu jntelligent hai
She-:kitna flirt krte ho
He-: abi to Start bi ni kia meine
She-:krna bi mt
He-:suno ek baat bolni thi
She-:hnji
He-: kbi time nikl ke apne bf se breakup krlo
she-:nhi ....tum hi flirt krna bnd krdo
He-: nhi kr skta
she-mukka maru
He-:kisi ne kha hai koi mukka mare to rose do aur thppd mare to kiss
She-: AXA kisne kha hai ye lo usko de dena
He-:ghuma firake ku kh rhi ho direct hi boldo
She-:kia
He-: kuchni
She-:gud
He-:thnku yr pehli baar gud mila wrna teacher to hmesa poor deti thi
She-: ussi layak ho tum
He-:AXA tum apne bf se bhut pyaar krti ho
She-:hn
He-:to btao pyaar kia hota hai
she-:jb koi AXA lgta hai to usse pyaar hojata hai
He-:ye ni hota pyaar
She-:AXA to tum btao He-:jb hum kisi se 5 min baat kre bina reh na pae ...jb baar baar uska khyal aye
She-:aur
He-: jb uske sath hoke khushi aur uske dur hone pe kami mehsos ho...usse kehte hai pyaar
She-: kisse krte ho tum pyaar
He-: abi to kisi se bi ni ...i mean jb krunga kuki pyaar kro to scha
She-: sunne mein to bdi AXi hai tunhari baaein
he-:tumhari eyes blue hai kia
She-:ku
He-:kuki blue eyes hypnotise krdi hai menu
She-:nhi brown hai
He-:pir bi hypnotise krti hai ....color mein kia rkh hai wse bi..tbi to itne dewane hai tumhare
She-:hahahha AXA mjak hai
He-:mujhe bi sikhado ek ldki ko meine bi krna hai hypnotise
She-:kisse
He-:tumhe
she-: mujhse jada tumhe ata hai
He-: hn but ek hai usse ni kr para hu
She-:vo ni hone wali
He-:mera heart transplant krlo apne aap se khud se pyaar hojega
She-:mein khudse pyaar krti hu aur tumse nafrat
He-: itni sweet baatein khi diabetes na hojae mujhe
She-: ni hota no tension
He-:chlo by
She-:y
He-;busy
She-:ok
He-: mere dur jane ka gum to ni hora
she-: hora hai
HE-:phir to tumko mujhse pyaar hai...bye
She-: bye"
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"How to text an unknown girl part -5 ( Chats )
She-:hi ...kiske sath busy ho
he-:kisi ke bi sath nhi
She-:to aj msg ku ni kia
He-:bs ase hi
She-:sad ho kia
He-:hmm thoda sa ....dp mein cute lg rhi ho
She-:thnks but sad ku ho
He-:tunhare karan
She-:mene kia krra
He-:yr ajeeb si feeling ho rhi hai sbke sath hote hue bi akela feel krra hu ....bechain hora hu
She-:bt meine kia kiya isme
He-:meine msg ni kia tha na aj subh se tumko islie asa ho rha tha ....smjh ni ara kia kru
She-: asa bolo na tumhe pyaar hgya mujhse
He-:wo hi darr hai mujhe bi khi pyaar na hojae
She-:to isme glt kia hai
He-:tumhara bf hai aur mai tunhar liye tdapna ni chahta mai tumse baat krre bina nhi reh pata
she-:tumhe pta meine bi subh se 20 baar phone check krlia khi msg to ni aya tumhara last mein rha ni gya to meine hi krdia
He-:mujhe bi baat krna psnd hai....pr agr aise krta rha to pyaar hojaega tumse
She-:hn mein hu itni sweet
He-:agr tumhara bf ni hota na to koi ni rok pata tumko meri mummy ki bahu bnne se
She-:axaji
He-: tunhari baaton se aisa ku lgra hai ki mein tadpu tunhare liye
She-:hn mein chahti hu taki tumhe jhtka lge ek sath
he-:mtlb
She-:mtlv mejn breakup chahti hu apne bf se
He-:mere lie
She-:hn bhudhu mujhe usse pyaar ni subh se tumhare msg ka wait krri hu Tumne kha tha jb hum kisi se 5 min bina baat kre na reh paein Jb hum hr waqt ussi ke bare mein soche Mujhe bi akelle mein bs tumhari baatein yaad ati hai
He-:sach bolri ho
She-:hn hn even mujhe kl sapna bi aya ki tum kisi aur se saadi kre ho aur meine dulhan change krdi aur mai uski jgah pr baith gyi
He-: mein khi sapna to nj dekhra khi .....kl tk to tum apne bf ke gungaan gaari thi
She-:wo to tunhe preshn krne ko bs
He-:bda mazza ata hai tunhe mujhe preshn krne mein
She-:hn lekin subh se mein khud preshn hgyi ...koi aur to ni mil gyi tumhe
He-:hn dhundne wala tha wse mein
She-:acag to pir sad ku horkhe
he-:sad word to mere shahar ki dictionary se 1994 mein delete hgya tha jb mein paida hua tha
She-:axag
He-:hmm aur aj meri dictionary mein new word add hgya hai
She-:kia
He-:nhi btaunga
She-:kitna bhaav khate ho yr
He-:asa kro 200gm khila do baki pack kradena
She-:hr jgh humuor axani btao na kaunsa word
He-:gf ggggf to bn ja meri
She-:ye to sentence hogya
He-:tumhari sasu ma ko btana pdega ki bahu bhut smart hai galtiyan pakd leti hai
She-:bdi jldi hai sasu maa ko btane ki
He-:to bolo bnoge meri gf
She-:no
He-:to wife bnogi
She-:hmm to kb karein shaadi
he-:phle ring ceremony krlete h
she- lo pehnli
He-:bhut smart ho sochra hu shaadi ke baad ek mobile company kholdu usme tumhara processor use krenge ....jaise android hota hai vse hi soniya processor
She-:wah aise khtarnak baatein kse soxhlete ho
He-:download marta hu tunhare hi mind se ...wse tunhare bf ka kia hoga
She-:dono ko chala lungi
He-:thnnk god ab mein bi apni 5 gf rkh skta hu sath
She-:tum hr baat ka unexpected jwab ku dete ho ..mujhe lga naraz hojaoge
He-:kuki mein krishn baghwan ka fan, ac, cooler sb hu aur unko koi ni smjh paya to mujhe kia smjhogi
She-:sach mein tumhe koi ni smjh skta...wse 5 gf sach main hai kia
He-:hn tumko mila kr
She-:by
he-:naam to sunlo unke soniya soniya soniya soniya soniya ....mai 5 guna Pyaar krta hu na tumse
She-:acag mein dekhri to naraz hone pr tum kaise mnaoge mujhe
He-:jadu dikhakr mnaunga
she-:jadu ata hai tumhe
He-:hmm abi dikhau She-:hn He-:send her the pic of jaadu
She-:hadd hai itna dimag pdai mein chlao scientist bn jaoge
He-: wo to bn jataa pr aapke bina je nhi pata
She-:so sweet love u so much
HE-: sch mein
She-:hnji
He-:axag
She-:kia axaji tum ni krte kia
He-karta hu na"
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"How to impress unknown girl ( Chats )
He-:hi
She-:who r u
He-:i m robot, speed 1terabyte, memory-unlimited....and recently got feeling of love
she-:why u r asking it to me
He-:robots know everything about human being living in this planet and i think you can explain it better
She-:mera no. Kha se mila
He-:mai robot hu to airtel ka server hack krdia
she-:very funny ..kia lga tumko mein maan lungi ki tum robot ho
He-:robot mein mind reader bi lga hota hai ....jisse mujhe pta chlra hai ki tum 68.45%maan chuke ho
She-:AXA to btao mere bare mein mai kia krti hu ..meri hobbies age etc
He-:ur name-veronika Age- srry ldkion ki age ni btate Education-:BSC 3rd year Hometown-:delhi Current city-:dehradun Relationship status-:single Adhar card no.- 888888888888
She-:haww itna sb kaise pta sach mein robot ho kia
He-:nhi pagli robot mobile use ni krte
She-:AXA to kon ho ap
He-:i m ur ff
she-:facebook friend
He-;nhi future friend
She-:itna confidence kse
He-:panditji ko kundli dikhai thi islia…
She-;hahaha lol
He-: wse aapko 1st time bus mein dekha tha meine soxha baat kru but aap dur the
She-:aca to no. Khase mila pir apko
He-:bs apko follow kia ek din jaha se apne recharge kraya tha wha de mil gya
She-:thnks btane ke lie ...i like the way u talk but mein unknown se baat ni krti
He-:ye to achi baat hai ...coffee p chalte hai jaan pehchn ho jaegi
She-:sry mein unknown se nhi milti
He-:AXA to unknown se known bnane ke lie koi form haai to dedo
She-:NOP
He-:AXA to dusra tarika dekhna pdega mtlv
She-:konsa
He-:whi tumhari friend ko ptana pdega
She-:hahaha AXA friend bn skte hai but only friend
He-:okg
She-;kasam khao
He-:kiske sath khau pani ke sath ya doodh ke sath
She-:kisi ke bi sath khalo
He-: ap bj ajao share krke khaenge
she-:nhi rehndo ...ap drink krte ho?
He-:hn mein to apni teacher se puch kr krt hu..mam may i drink water
She-:mjak AXA krlete ho
he-:mein to pyaa bi AXA krleta hu
She-angry
He-:are ye bi mjak tha
She-:aca aapko mere bare mein itna kse pta.
He-:thoda friend thoda fb aur baki tukka
She-:oh
He-:ab dekho i knw ki tumko tumhara adhaar card no. Yaad ni hoga islie kuch bi boldia
she-:hn sch mein mujhe ni pta
He-:mujhe bi Pta ha aapki sbse aci baat kia hai
She-:kia
He-; apka relationship status single hai
She-:hihihi
He-:aca kaisa ldka chaye
She-: smart sweet intelligent
He-:smart aur intelligent to hu bs ek shop kholdu sweet ki wo bi bn jaunga pir
She-:hihihi wse aapne apna naam ni btaya
He-:ku kundali milwani hai
She-:btao to
He-anshuman
She-:kia krte ho ap
He-:mein ek company sambhalta hu
She-:acag konsi
He-:spne dekhne ki
She-:kia hai pir apka sapna
he-:want to be a husband
she-:wo to bnjaoge
He-:i knw bnjaunga pr kisi special ka bnna hai
She-:kon hai wo
He-:bewafa hai wo jiska bnna hai
She-:kon
He-:sonam gupta aur kon hahaha
she-:AXA to tum ho uske bf
He-:hahaha mjak krra hu
she-:i knw
He-:AXA to kja chlra hai
SHe-:kuchni
HE-:tv bhi ni chlra hai kia
She-:hn chlra hai wo to
He-:to pkd ke rkho khi bhaage na
she-;hmare pass led hai
He-:acag
She-:hmm
He-:ek baat btao itne cute ho aap ab tk single kse reh gye
she-:are dhngka ldka ni mila abtk jo milte hai wo line marte hai aur mujhr wo psnd ni
He-:AXA hua meine line ni maari
she-:hn baki jo decently baat kre to mein bi baat krleti hu
He-:thnku yr mujhe decent bolne ko
she-:wlcm
He-;AXA ab by thoda pdleta hu exam aane wale hai
She-:k seeya
He-:var ramchandra ki jai"
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"How to chat with girl on fb and other social sites
He-:tenu suit suit krda and this suit made me to send u friend request
she-:oh thnku
he-:sach mein yr owsm suit hai aisa lgra designer ne tumhare liye hi bnaya hai
She-:acaji
he-:hn aur ye pink color bi aap pe suit krra ..ap apne pehnlia to kisi aur pe AXA ni lgega ab ye
She- galti se achi agyi hogi ye pic
He-:glti se achi ni ayi pic...god ne aapko swarg ke liye design kia tha glti se earth pe bhejdia
She-: bs bs itna bi mt udao mujhe hwa pe
He-:nhi yr sch mein bhut pyare ho
She-:wse ap mujhe jante ho kia jo itni tareef krre
He-:mai to katrina kaif ko bi ni janta pr phir bi tareef krta hu....pir aap to special ho
She-:lgta hai kbi aci ldkian dekhi ni apne
He-:mein to kehta hu pink color pe copyright lelo tum ab taki koi aur na pehne ab
she- wse itna flirt kaise kr lete ho..mtlv kha se laate ho aise lines wow
he-: aapko dekh ke khud nikl jati hai Mein to sochra agr aap meri friend hoti to mein bhut bda poet bn jata
She-:itni tareef mt kro nzr lg jaegi mughe…
He-:nazr lgane ke liye nazr milani pdegi aur aapko dekh ke tom cruise bhi khud ko reject krde
She-:bs bs ye jada hogya
He-:nhiji
She-:wse asa ku lgra aap bhut line marre ho mujh pr
he-:kuki maar rha hu islie…
She-:acaji
He-:mai to sochra rha hu apke bdy pr national pink day rkhwadu....
She-:AXA kitno ko keh chuke ho ye
He-:sirf aapko dekh ke lines ati hai
She-:acaji
He-:pta hai pehle tenu suit suit krda wale song pe wo aapko cast krna chahre the pr unke pass utna budget ni tha aapko afford krne lay
She-:baatein achi krlete ho ap
He-:krte kia ho ap wse
She-:mein MBA krri hu kuch bi aur kisi ko bhi bech sktihu
He-:olx company aapki hai kia
She-:aapko kse pta
He-:tbi itna chlri wo..uske add nein bhi aap hi aya kro
She-:okji acha aap kia krte ho
He-:meine btech kia hai
She-:ab kia socha hai pir
He-:ab churan ki dukan kholne ki sochra hu
She-:acaji....owsm bnde ho aap
He-:wse aap itne cute hone ke liye kia lgage ho?
She-:kuchni aap kia lgate ho
He-:mein nirma sabun hi ragd leta hu
She-:hihi wow aur kuch bolo na acha lgta hai
he-:jeevan ka hr sapna sacha lgta hai
She-:ye kia tha
He-:bs rhyme bnara tha....aapke mom dad ne konse mandir mein mannat mangi thi jo aap itne cute hue...mein bi whi jake mannat mangunga ki aap mere friend bn jao
she-:bs bs yr itni tareef mt kro mujhpe attitude ajega wrna
He-:tumpe hona chye attitude itni beautiful jo ho
She-:thnku aapse baat krke AXA lga sara mood tik hgya..thnku
He-:thks to u ...pta hai tum itni khoobsurat ho tumhe thoda attitude mai rehna chye kitna fast reply krri ho
She-:thnks
he-:tum bhut aci ho wrna aajkl ki ldkian reply bi ni krti
she-:mein wse ni hu time milta hai to reply krti hu
He-:so sweet aapki sweetness dekh ke to kaju katli bi shrma jae
she-:kia baat gajb yr
He-:pta hai agr mejn sharab peeta to aapko btadeta ki aapki eyes mein sharab se kitna jada nasha hai
She-:hnji to dekhlo na
He-:pta hai agr mein shahjha hota to aapke liye sone ka tajmahal bnwata sangmarmar to kuchni aapke samne
she-:u r so owsm thnku request bhejne ke liye ...pr aap bhut jada pyare ho hadd se jada
he-:thnku so much. Wait mein abi aya
she-:kha jare ho"
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"How to chat with ur crush-:
He-:hi
She-:kon
He-:mein whi chichora ldka hu jisne aapko farewell mein propose kia tha 12th class ki
She-:oho no. Khase mila mera
He-:friend se lia
She-:kon
he-:anjali
she-:ok
he-:i m sorry for that day
She-:its ok
he-:mujhe lga iske baad aap kbi miloge ni to josh josh mein boldia
She-:AXA
He-:mai to itna shareef tha ki mujhe pta ni tha ki i luv u nhi i like u bolna hai
She-:aca ab to pta chl gya na
He-:hnji
She-:ab bnai koi gf
He-:na yr....but kisi ko love krtahu
She-:kisse
He-:apne aap ko ...i cant live without me....mai apne aap ko paane ke liye kisi bi hadd tk ja skta hu
She-:axaji
He-:but aapko bht pyaa krta tha...but tb pta chla aapka bf hai
She-:hn tb
He-:mein sochra ta koi smart hoga ...but jb bnda dekha na yarr Bda dukh hua ldki itni achi aur ldka kameena
she-:hnn uske sath relation mein ana meri life ki sbse bdi glti thi
He-:hmm Uski wjh se ek aca ldka hath se nikl gya tumhare
She-:acaji kon hai wo
He-:mai or kon wse mein seriously aapko bht like krta tha but .....mai shy tha islie bol ni paya na baat kr paya dhngse
She-:acaji
He-:sharif tha yr mein islie ldki ptana ni ata tha
She-:AXA ab ni ho shareef
He-:na yr ab bigad gya hu
She-:kia bigd gye wse
He-:kuchni ...pta hai jb bi aapke ghr ke niche se jata hu to balcony mein dekhta hu apki syd aap dikh jao is hope se but dikhte ni
She-:AXA mein dinbhr balcony mein thodi rehti hu
He-:next time msg krunga ajana balcony pe
She-:okji
He-:pta hai aapka no. Meine 12th mein yaad krlia tha practicals ke time jb sheet pe likhte hai sb bche no. Tb meine apna likhte likhte aapka yaad krlia tha
She-:bde fast ho yr
He-:fast hota to ussi time baat krleta 3 saal thodi lgata
She-:ab bi single hi ho kia
He-:no ab mai sirf apne se pyaar krta hu.
She-:mere lie thnda pd gya pyaar mtlv
He-:mera pyaa koi chai thodi hai jo thnda pd jae.....but ab in chqqr mein ni pdta
She-:gud
He-:pta meine aapko 2 saal se ni dekha mai sochra aap dikh jao iske lie 101 pandit ko bula ke hawan krwau
she-:acaji
he-:ya pir 16somvar ke vrat rkhlu
She-:rkhlo pir hahaha
he-:wse rkhe the maine 15 ....but last somvar ko bhuk lg gyi
She-:sch bolre ya aise hi
He-:nhi ye to aise bolra
She-:asa kia
He-:are aapko dekh ke 12th mein drr lgta tha khi baat krne jau aur aap thppd na mardo islie ni ki
She-:ku lgta tha dr
He-:ptani yr itni baat agr 12th mein krta to abi mein hota tumhari kismat mein
She-:aca beta khud ki tareef krre
He-:hnji krni pdegi ab first impression aca pdna chye na.
she-:great
He-:pic to bhejo apni
She-:vrat rkho iske liye bhi
He-:somvar bhut dur hai friday ke rkhku
she-:nhi monday ke
He-:2004 mein janmashtmi ke din vrat rkha tha us din monday tha wo hi adjust krlo
She-:Nhi tb mein yha ni thi
He-:aca to 2011 mein ek din mummy se ldai hui ti to pure din khana ni khaya tha us din bhi monday tha to vo chlega kia
She-:nhi
He-:are vrat hai ya purane 500 ka note jo chal hi ni rha
she-:dialouge maare bde yhi sikhre college mein kia
He-:nhi aapse baat krne ki khushi mein apne aap aare
she-:acaji
He-:pta kl mai aapke sapne mein aane wala tha pr aap khi jarkhe the
She-:kha?
He-:aap jano aap gye the...
she-:kitna jhuth bolte ho...thak ni jate
He-:jb tk thak ta hu to glucose peeleta hu
She-:is tym glucose kon peeta hai
He-:is time to ek chiz peete hai ab btao peg small bnau ya large
ShE-:bht bigd gye.
He-:hn vo dost bolre the ki ldkio ko bigde hue ldke psnd hai
She-:aca kisne bola
he-:bolre the ki ldkio ko ldke sudharne mein bda mazza ata hai
She-:glt bolre wo sbki alg psnd hoti hai
He-:kia kru men masoom hu jisne jaise bola maanlia
she-:mt manna kro
He-:acaji wse aap bhut cute ho special cream lgate ho kia
She-:hn
He-:konsi asian paints ya nerolac
she-:dono ko mix krke lgati hu..wse i m not cute
He-:kia baat krre pichle week jb sapne mein dekha to cute lgre the
She-:kitne sapne dekhte ho
He-:bs aapke hi dekhta hu
She-:ase baatein krke kitni ldkia ptai tumne
He-:ek bi ni pr ab tution start krne ki sochra 30 din mein ldki ptao
She-:acca ldea hai
He-:ab mujhe neend ari gn
she-:itni jldi sore
he-:hmm ku
she-:thdi der mein sona mrin mom ka wait krri hu
He-:sach bolo ki drr lgra khi rohan na aje sapne mein
She-;acaji drr ni lgta mujhe.... tum sari ldkio se aise baat krte ho
He-:sari mtlv mein kisi aur se baat hi ni krta...tunhe propose krne ke baad sanyas lelia sbse
She-:acaji mtlv bhukr utr gya
He-:hnji utr gya paracetamol khake
she-:gud in faltu ki baaton mein ni pdna
He-: vse aapko kia psnd hai love marriage ya arrange
She-:kuch bi ni ...mujhe maa papa ke sath rehna hai
He-:gud.
She-: chlo by mom agyi
He-:gn
She-:gm
He-:gm vrat rkhku aapke darshan ke kie
She-:rakhlo but cheating mt krna khana mt khana
He-:are khana to kia oxygen bi ni lunga
She-:nhi oxygen lena wrna merese pehle yamraj ke darshn hojaenge
He-:very smart breakfst mein kia khate ho android ke paranthe haahaa
she- hn
He-:ye dp mejn kon hai meri maa ko psnd agyi address dedo iska
She-:shradha kapoor hai
He-:ohi ab rishta kaise bhejunga
She-:bdi jldi hori shaadi ki
He-:hn ab age hogyi
She-:phle pdlo
He-:itna to pdkia ki court marriage mein sign krsku
she-:aca gud.
HE-: kr to lu but koi aci ldki hai hi ni yha
she-:ldke bi ace ni hai wrna mein bi krleti
He-:shaadi xodo job dedo koi mujh greeb ko
She-:tum kbse greeb hogye
He-:job dedo ya source lgau
she-:kia kaam ata hai tumko
He-:pyaar krna ata hai
she-;pirto koi job ni mujhpe...jhadu poocha krloge
he-: hn ok salary kia hogi
she-:kitni chye
HE-:jada ni bs ek kiss roz
she-:ok flying kiss
He-:jadu bhi pir hawa mein lgaunga
she-:rehnedo pir kisi aur ko dhund lungi mein
He-:nhi nhi mujhe manzoor hai
she-:ab aye na line pe
He-:ok joining kbse hai
SHe-:abi se
He-:salary advance chye pr
she-:bde bigd gye
HE-:tha to shreef pyaar ne nikamma krdia
she-:dialouge bhut ace marte ho
He-:hn mujhe hero bnna hai na islie shaam ko free ho
She-:hnji
He-:to tunhaii kismat khulne wali hai
she-:ku
HE-:kuki aapko mujhse milne ka mauka milega
she-:axaji
he-:ksa feel hora hai
she-:bhut bekr ni aaungi mein
HE-:ajao plz ..meei naukri kse pkki hogi
she-:ok
HE-:mein call krunga sham ko
She-: okji"
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How to impress a girl on whtsapp ( Chats )
he -:hi
She-:hi
He-:thnks for notes
She-:wlcm
he-:wse drawing aci hai apki
She-:kisne kha aapko
He-:notebook ke piche dekha meine
She-:apne dekhlia
He-:hnji notebook baad mein kholta hu piche pehle dekhta hu
She-:glt baat aise check ni krte
He-:srry but ab to krlia
She-:its ok
He-:wse shayri bi aci likhi hai apne
She-:hey baghwan bekar hi di aapko notebook
He-:pta ek. Baar meri friend aur uski gf ki ldai hgyi thi
She-:aca
He-:to usne use mnane ke liye plan likha tha notebook ke piche
She-:kia plan
He-:yehi ki mein rora honga tb mera friend vaibhav usse bolega ki wo tere lie rora hai
She-:vaibhav mtlv tum
He-:hnji ...aur usne mujhe plan btaya hi ni likh ke bhul gya ...meine pdlia aur pir puri class ne pdlia
She-:hihi
He-:aj bi milta hai to hum usse chidate hai
She-:bde khtrnak ho bch ke rehna pdega tumse
he-:ab to tumhari shayri bi class mein famous krdunga
She-:plz mt krna yr
He-:aca maaf kia dost ho isllie
She-:thnku
he-:btech ke baad kia plan hai wse
She-:shaadi
he-:great yr
She-:ys aur tum
He-:sochra hu white house ke samne 1000acre zameen leke kheti krlu
She-:kis chiz ki kheti
He-:diamond ki
She-:diamond khet mein ni ugte
He-:are diamond Basmati rice ki baat krra
She-:hahahaha
He-:aur sath mein ek factory bi khol lu
She-:kiski
He-:garmio mein pani grm krke srdiyo mein bechunga
She-:kha se late ho aise ideas
He-:bachpn sehai talent aapko bi sikhadu
She-:nhi
He-:are fee bi kam hai
She-:ok pirto
He-:hnji wse kha se ho aap
She-: mein jaipur se
He-:ab smjh aya jaipur ko pink city ku kehte hai
She-:ku
He-:kuki jb ap blush krte ho to pink hojate ho
She-:ye tareef hai na syd
He-:hnji
She-:thnks
He-:wlcmji Gmji hppy maha shivratri
She-: gm...same to u
He-:suno aaj jada peekr gir mt jana
She-:hnji nhi girti
He-:gir gye to btdena mejn ajunga uthane
She-:hn ap to gira ke hi rhoge
He-:hn mujhe mauka mil jaega uthane ka haaha
She-:hn syd
he-:hn...tumne kabil dekhli
She-;ha
He-:mein to urvashi ka song dekhne gya tha...just interval ke baad tha dekh hi ni paya yr
She-:aca bde tharkey ho
He-:isme tharkey wali kia baat
She-:kuchni
He-:hmm vse kl english wali mam ne danta ku tumhr
She-: are meim mobile chlari rhi class mein aur mam ne dekhlia ilsie
He-:are vo to mujhe dinasour jse lgti hai
She-:hihihi
He-:ek baat puchu
She-;hnji
He-:ur teeth original hai ya new lgwaye hai
she-:kia
He-:itne perfect hai na islie puchra hu
She-:snjh ni ara tareef smjhu ya bezzti
He-:tareef bezzti krni hoti to bolta...eyes kitni xoti hai aapki
She-;kr hi di na insult apne
He-:dsti mein chlta hai yr
she-:hnji
He-:AXA vote kisse dere is baar
She-:kisi ko ni
He-:ku
she-:kuki up mein hai election jaipur mein ni
He-:wse bi 18 ke baad dete hai tum to bche ho abi
She-:itni bchi lgti hu kia mein 18 se kam ki
He-:nhi pura to suno tum to polio piyo pehle itne bche lgte ho hahahha
she-:chup kitna mjak krte ho
He-:Mjk to chlta hai dsto mein
she-:bs bs ab kitna dost aur bnoge
He-:itna ki log shak krein ki dost nhi langotia yar hai
She-:kse baaein krre
He-:gndi baat gndi baat
She-:filmy ho pure tum
He-:hnji beshrm like ranbir kapoor
She-;kia krra beshrm tumne
he-:logo ki ghnti bjake bhaa jata hu
She-:hihihi
He-:suna hai exam hone wale hai aur mjjhe to subjects ke naam bi ni pta
She-:mein btadungi
HE-:question paper bi btadena
she-:mujhe kha se pta question paper
he-:to leak krwadena
She-:khase
he-:plumber se hahahaha
she-:hup
He-:tunhare papa police mejn hai kia
she-;hnji kse pta tumhe
He-:fb mein dekha
she-:AXA
He-:ek selfie krwado apne papa ke sath
She-:ku
He-:pir jb bi chalan hoga unki pic dikhadunga ar bach jaunga na
she-:axaji asa ni hoskta Kia bolongi mein papa ko
He-:bolna college dost hai
She-:nhi
HE-:plz
she-:ok try krungi...suno ek baat pucho
He-;hnji
She-:tum pdai ku ni krte
He-:papa boLTE bheed ke sath ni chlna chye
She-:AXA hr baat mante ho papa ki
HE-:nhi jo sirf mere kaam ki hoti ha....tum manti ho apne papa ki baat
She-:hn
he-:oh pirto shaadi bi police wale se hogi
She-:kisne bola
HE-:kuki wo police mein hai islie unhe wohi psnd hoga
she-:asa kuchni meri choice puchene wo i knw
He-:AXA to mein rishta pkka smjhu
she-:hihi
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CHATTING WITH NEIGHBOUR ( Chats )
he-:hi
She-;?
He-; pehchana ni
She-:nhi
He-:jhut.
She-:sch mein
he-:hint du
She-:hmm
He-:mein tere agl bgl hu tu mere agl bgl hai
She-:shahid kapoor ho
He-:agr aap iliana ho to pir mein shahid hi hu
She-:tum btre ho ya ni
He-:insaan hu yr
She-;harkatein to janwr wali krre
He-:hn sara sheher mujhe sher ke naam se janta hai
She-:btare ho dhng se ya nhi
He-:ishaan hu yr
She-:kon ishaan
He-:apka pdosi
She-;kon pdosi
He-:ab adhaar card bheju kia
She-;hahaha axa AXA pehchan lia
He-: aapke ghr ki light khuli hai
She-:khuli nhi kholi hai
He-; aca aapka bill to lakho mein ata hoga
She-:hnji
He-:mein free krwadu kia
She-:krwado
He-:mjjhe bijli chori krna ata hai
she-:glt chori krna buri baat
He-:jb dil churana buri baat ni to pir bijli churana bura kse
She-:aca dil bi churate ho ap
He-:nhi filhaal to khudka mera dil dhundrha hu
She-:axaji kha chori hua aapka dil
He-:mein nikla tha gaddi leke ek raste pe ek sadk pe ek mod aya mein uthte dil xod aya
She-:to vo to aap chod ke aye na chori thoda hua
He-:pura to suno....jb mein wps gya mod pe to logo ne btaya...chura ke dil tera goriya chali
She-:hihi
He-:ab us goriya ko dhundra hu.
She-:dhundo dhundo
He-:agr tunhe mile to mujhe btadena....goriya ka pta btane wale ko 1lac rs dhaej dia jaega
She-:bs 1 lac
He-:aap kho to to 1 dil muft dedunga
She-:AXA ab dil aise xodoge to chOri to hoga hi ...ase mt xoda kro
He-:kia baat itni fikr meri
she-:tumhe dekh ke lgta ni itna bolte honge tum
He-; mere yha center fruit ata hai kaise jeeb laplapae
She-: aur mere yha fresh jubaan pe rkhe lgaam
He-:to mujhse center fruit lelena
She-:ok dedena
he-:aap kho to chand sitare tod lau
She-:hn ab bolre ho to le aana
He-:hn bs jata hu
She-:hnji
he- ye lo(chand sitare ka packet)
She-:oho kia baat khase laye
he-:whtsapp se udhaar pe mange
She-:owsm bnde ho yr
He-:ek song yaad ara tunhe dekh ke
She-:konsa
he-:mere upr wale apartment mejn ek chand ka tukda rehta hai.afsos ye hai ki wo humse ukhda ukhda rehta hau
She-;kha rehti hu ukhdi itne ace se baat krti hu
He-:thnku bhut sweet ho tum
She-:u to
He-:aca ek baat puchu...sach sach btana
She-:hnji pucho
He-:apne mujhe dekh ke hi ghr lia na yha
She-:nhiji papa ne lia hai ghr
He-:mtlv papa ko psnd aya hu mein
she-:wo to apko jante bi ni
He-:ku newspaper ni pdte kia tunhare papa
She-:ku tum newspaper mein aate ho kia
He-:nhi kl mein launga tumhare yha newspaper
She-:okji leana
He-:pkka ajau
she-:hnju
he-:pinky promise.
she-;hihi
He-:kia krri ho
she-:assignment bnari hu
He-:ksa assignment
She-:dowry pe sociology ka hai
He-:tnsn mtlo mein ni lunga dowry.
she-:mein dungi bi ni but lungi jrur
he-:aca kitna chyr
she-:jitna mil jae
He-:dahej mein agr pyaar chye to bhut hai mere pass.
She-:acaji"
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how to impress a girl on social media appp ( Chats )
he-:agr aap free ho to hum baat kr skte hai
She-:hnji boliye
He-:i m aman from d.dun pursuing Ba.llb from uttranchal University and msg islir kia aapko kuki sad tha to socha baat krlu kisi se sadness kam hojaegi
She-:aca he-:wse mostly ldke islie msg krte hai kuki unhe gf chye hoti hai
She-:hHHaha aap bi wse hi ho
He-:nhi mujhe ni pdna is chqqr mein mujhe bs friend chye
she-:cool yr
He-:meine to abi tk aapki dp bhi ni dekhi
She-:acaji
He-:hn meine socha friend face dekh ke thodi bnate hai
She-:sahi baat bilkul..to aap law krre ho
He-:hnju jolly llb wala
She-:mai bi yehi bolnr wali ti
He-: app sharif to ni ho na
She-:sharif ku
He-:are wo sharif ldkio se pyaar hojata hai mujhe and i hate pyaar
She-:mein mixed hu kbi sareef kbi badmash
he-:i like badmash company
She-:aca bt sharif bi hu mein
He-:koi ni fir mai badmash bna dunga hahaha
she-:apko shrif psnd ku ni wse
He-:medal thdi milta hai shreef bnke
She-:wo to badmash bnke bi ni milta
He-:pr badmash bnke majja to ata hai wo hi medal smjho
She-:u r owsmji
He-:wse apko pta ni chlra meri baato se ki mera dil tuta hai abi abi
She-:nhi to
He-:hn wo gir gya tha mera dil islie tut gya tabaur tempered bi ni lgwaya tha
She- ab kia kroge
He-:ajkl flipkart pe sale chlri to new mngaya hai
She-: ussi layak ho tum
He-:AXA tum apne bf se bhut pyaar krti ho
She-:hn
He-:to btao pyaar kia hota hai
she-:jb koi AXA lgta hai to usse pyaar hojata hai
He-:ye ni hota pyaar
She-:AXA to tum btao He-:jb hum kisi se 5 min baat kre bina reh na pae ...jb baar baar uska khyal aye
She-:aur
He-: jb uske sath hoke khushi aur uske dur hone pe kami mehsos ho...usse kehte hai pyaar
She-: kisse krte ho tum pyaar
He-: abi to kisi se bi ni ...i mean jb krunga kuki pyaar kro to scha
She-: sunne mein to bdi AXi hai tunhari baaein
he-:tumhari eyes blue hai kia
She-:ku
He-:kuki blue eyes hypnotise krdi hai menu
She-:nhi brown hai
He-:pir bi hypnotise krti hai ....color mein kia rkh hai wse bi..tbi to itne dewane hai tumhare
She-:hahahha AXA mjak hai
He-:mujhe bi sikhado ek ldki ko meine bi krna hai hypnotise
She-:kisse
He-:tumhe
she-: mujhse jada tumhe ata hai
He-: hn but ek hai usse ni kr para hu
She-:vo ni hone wali
He-:mera heart transplant krlo apne aap se khud se pyaar hojega
She-:mein khudse pyaar krti hu aur tumse nafrat
He-: itni sweet baatein khi diabetes na hojae mujhe
She-: ni hota no tension
He-:chlo by
She-:y
He-;busy
She-:ok
He-: mere dur jane ka gum to ni hora
she-: hora hai
HE-:phir to tumko mujhse pyaar hai...bye
She-: bye"
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"How to text an unknown girl part -5 ( Chats )
She-:hi ...kiske sath busy ho
he-:kisi ke bi sath nhi
She-:to aj msg ku ni kia
He-:bs ase hi
She-:sad ho kia
He-:hmm thoda sa ....dp mein cute lg rhi ho
She-:thnks but sad ku ho
He-:tunhare karan
She-:mene kia krra
He-:yr ajeeb si feeling ho rhi hai sbke sath hote hue bi akela feel krra hu ....bechain hora hu
She-:bt meine kia kiya isme
He-:meine msg ni kia tha na aj subh se tumko islie asa ho rha tha ....smjh ni ara kia kru
She-: asa bolo na tumhe pyaar hgya mujhse
He-:wo hi darr hai mujhe bi khi pyaar na hojae
She-:to isme glt kia hai
He-:tumhara bf hai aur mai tunhar liye tdapna ni chahta mai tumse baat krre bina nhi reh pata
she-:tumhe pta meine bi subh se 20 baar phone check krlia khi msg to ni aya tumhara last mein rha ni gya to meine hi krdia
He-:mujhe bi baat krna psnd hai....pr agr aise krta rha to pyaar hojaega tumse
She-:hn mein hu itni sweet
He-:agr tumhara bf ni hota na to koi ni rok pata tumko meri mummy ki bahu bnne se
She-:axaji
He-: tunhari baaton se aisa ku lgra hai ki mein tadpu tunhare liye
She-:hn mein chahti hu taki tumhe jhtka lge ek sath
he-:mtlb
She-:mtlv mejn breakup chahti hu apne bf se
He-:mere lie
She-:hn bhudhu mujhe usse pyaar ni subh se tumhare msg ka wait krri hu Tumne kha tha jb hum kisi se 5 min bina baat kre na reh paein Jb hum hr waqt ussi ke bare mein soche Mujhe bi akelle mein bs tumhari baatein yaad ati hai
He-:sach bolri ho
She-:hn hn even mujhe kl sapna bi aya ki tum kisi aur se saadi kre ho aur meine dulhan change krdi aur mai uski jgah pr baith gyi
He-: mein khi sapna to nj dekhra khi .....kl tk to tum apne bf ke gungaan gaari thi
She-:wo to tunhe preshn krne ko bs
He-:bda mazza ata hai tunhe mujhe preshn krne mein
She-:hn lekin subh se mein khud preshn hgyi ...koi aur to ni mil gyi tumhe
He-:hn dhundne wala tha wse mein
She-:acag to pir sad ku horkhe
he-:sad word to mere shahar ki dictionary se 1994 mein delete hgya tha jb mein paida hua tha
She-:axag
He-:hmm aur aj meri dictionary mein new word add hgya hai
She-:kia
He-:nhi btaunga
She-:kitna bhaav khate ho yr
He-:asa kro 200gm khila do baki pack kradena
She-:hr jgh humuor axani btao na kaunsa word
He-:gf ggggf to bn ja meri
She-:ye to sentence hogya
He-:tumhari sasu ma ko btana pdega ki bahu bhut smart hai galtiyan pakd leti hai
She-:bdi jldi hai sasu maa ko btane ki
He-:to bolo bnoge meri gf
She-:no
He-:to wife bnogi
She-:hmm to kb karein shaadi
he-:phle ring ceremony krlete h
she- lo pehnli
He-:bhut smart ho sochra hu shaadi ke baad ek mobile company kholdu usme tumhara processor use krenge ....jaise android hota hai vse hi soniya processor
She-:wah aise khtarnak baatein kse soxhlete ho
He-:download marta hu tunhare hi mind se ...wse tunhare bf ka kia hoga
She-:dono ko chala lungi
He-:thnnk god ab mein bi apni 5 gf rkh skta hu sath
She-:tum hr baat ka unexpected jwab ku dete ho ..mujhe lga naraz hojaoge
He-:kuki mein krishn baghwan ka fan, ac, cooler sb hu aur unko koi ni smjh paya to mujhe kia smjhogi
She-:sach mein tumhe koi ni smjh skta...wse 5 gf sach main hai kia
He-:hn tumko mila kr
She-:by
he-:naam to sunlo unke soniya soniya soniya soniya soniya ....mai 5 guna Pyaar krta hu na tumse
She-:acag mein dekhri to naraz hone pr tum kaise mnaoge mujhe
He-:jadu dikhakr mnaunga
she-:jadu ata hai tumhe
He-:hmm abi dikhau She-:hn He-:send her the pic of jaadu
She-:hadd hai itna dimag pdai mein chlao scientist bn jaoge
He-: wo to bn jataa pr aapke bina je nhi pata
She-:so sweet love u so much
HE-: sch mein
She-:hnji
He-:axag
She-:kia axaji tum ni krte kia
He-karta hu na"
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How to impress unknown girl ( Chats )
He-:hi
She-:who r u
He-:i m robot, speed 1terabyte, memory-unlimited....and recently got feeling of love
she-:why u r asking it to me
He-:robots know everything about human being living in this planet and i think you can explain it better
She-:mera no. Kha se mila
He-:mai robot hu to airtel ka server hack krdia
she-:very funny ..kia lga tumko mein maan lungi ki tum robot ho
He-:robot mein mind reader bi lga hota hai ....jisse mujhe pta chlra hai ki tum 68.45%maan chuke ho
She-:AXA to btao mere bare mein mai kia krti hu ..meri hobbies age etc
He-:ur name-veronika Age- srry ldkion ki age ni btate Education-:BSC 3rd year Hometown-:delhi Current city-:dehradun Relationship status-:single Adhar card no.- 888888888888
She-:haww itna sb kaise pta sach mein robot ho kia
He-:nhi pagli robot mobile use ni krte
She-:AXA to kon ho ap
He-:i m ur ff
she-:facebook friend
He-;nhi future friend
She-:itna confidence kse
He-:panditji ko kundli dikhai thi islia…
She-;hahaha lol
He-: wse aapko 1st time bus mein dekha tha meine soxha baat kru but aap dur the
She-:aca to no. Khase mila pir apko
He-:bs apko follow kia ek din jaha se apne recharge kraya tha wha de mil gya
She-:thnks btane ke lie ...i like the way u talk but mein unknown se baat ni krti
He-:ye to achi baat hai ...coffee p chalte hai jaan pehchn ho jaegi
She-:sry mein unknown se nhi milti
He-:AXA to unknown se known bnane ke lie koi form haai to dedo
She-:NOP
He-:AXA to dusra tarika dekhna pdega mtlv
She-:konsa
He-:whi tumhari friend ko ptana pdega
She-:hahaha AXA friend bn skte hai but only friend
He-:okg
She-;kasam khao
He-:kiske sath khau pani ke sath ya doodh ke sath
She-:kisi ke bi sath khalo
He-: ap bj ajao share krke khaenge
she-:nhi rehndo ...ap drink krte ho?
He-:hn mein to apni teacher se puch kr krt hu..mam may i drink water
She-:mjak AXA krlete ho
he-:mein to pyaa bi AXA krleta hu
She-angry
He-:are ye bi mjak tha
She-:aca aapko mere bare mein itna kse pta.
He-:thoda friend thoda fb aur baki tukka
She-:oh
He-:ab dekho i knw ki tumko tumhara adhaar card no. Yaad ni hoga islie kuch bi boldia
she-:hn sch mein mujhe ni pta
He-:mujhe bi Pta ha aapki sbse aci baat kia hai
She-:kia
He-; apka relationship status single hai
She-:hihihi
He-:aca kaisa ldka chaye
She-: smart sweet intelligent
He-:smart aur intelligent to hu bs ek shop kholdu sweet ki wo bi bn jaunga pir
She-:hihihi wse aapne apna naam ni btaya
He-:ku kundali milwani hai
She-:btao to
He-anshuman
She-:kia krte ho ap
He-:mein ek company sambhalta hu
She-:acag konsi
He-:spne dekhne ki
She-:kia hai pir apka sapna
he-:want to be a husband
she-:wo to bnjaoge
He-:i knw bnjaunga pr kisi special ka bnna hai
She-:kon hai wo
He-:bewafa hai wo jiska bnna hai
She-:kon
He-:sonam gupta aur kon hahaha
she-:AXA to tum ho uske bf
He-:hahaha mjak krra hu
she-:i knw
He-:AXA to kja chlra hai
SHe-:kuchni
HE-:tv bhi ni chlra hai kia
She-:hn chlra hai wo to
He-:to pkd ke rkho khi bhaage na
she-;hmare pass led hai
He-:acag
She-:hmm
He-:ek baat btao itne cute ho aap ab tk single kse reh gye
she-:are dhngka ldka ni mila abtk jo milte hai wo line marte hai aur mujhr wo psnd ni
He-:AXA hua meine line ni maari
she-:hn baki jo decently baat kre to mein bi baat krleti hu
He-:thnku yr mujhe decent bolne ko
she-:wlcm
He-;AXA ab by thoda pdleta hu exam aane wale hai
She-:k seeya
He-:var ramchandra ki jai"
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"How to chat with girl on fb and other social sites
He-:tenu suit suit krda and this suit made me to send u friend request
she-:oh thnku
he-:sach mein yr owsm suit hai aisa lgra designer ne tumhare liye hi bnaya hai
She-:acaji
he-:hn aur ye pink color bi aap pe suit krra ..ap apne pehnlia to kisi aur pe AXA ni lgega ab ye
She- galti se achi agyi hogi ye pic
He-:glti se achi ni ayi pic...god ne aapko swarg ke liye design kia tha glti se earth pe bhejdia
She-: bs bs itna bi mt udao mujhe hwa pe
He-:nhi yr sch mein bhut pyare ho
She-:wse ap mujhe jante ho kia jo itni tareef krre
He-:mai to katrina kaif ko bi ni janta pr phir bi tareef krta hu....pir aap to special ho
She-:lgta hai kbi aci ldkian dekhi ni apne
He-:mein to kehta hu pink color pe copyright lelo tum ab taki koi aur na pehne ab
she- wse itna flirt kaise kr lete ho..mtlv kha se laate ho aise lines wow
he-: aapko dekh ke khud nikl jati hai Mein to sochra agr aap meri friend hoti to mein bhut bda poet bn jata
She-:itni tareef mt kro nzr lg jaegi mughe…
He-:nazr lgane ke liye nazr milani pdegi aur aapko dekh ke tom cruise bhi khud ko reject krde
She-:bs bs ye jada hogya
He-:nhiji
She-:wse asa ku lgra aap bhut line marre ho mujh pr
he-:kuki maar rha hu islie…
She-:acaji
He-:mai to sochra rha hu apke bdy pr national pink day rkhwadu....
She-:AXA kitno ko keh chuke ho ye
He-:sirf aapko dekh ke lines ati hai
She-:acaji
He-:pta hai pehle tenu suit suit krda wale song pe wo aapko cast krna chahre the pr unke pass utna budget ni tha aapko afford krne lay
She-:baatein achi krlete ho ap
He-:krte kia ho ap wse
She-:mein MBA krri hu kuch bi aur kisi ko bhi bech sktihu
He-:olx company aapki hai kia
She-:aapko kse pta
He-:tbi itna chlri wo..uske add nein bhi aap hi aya kro
She-:okji acha aap kia krte ho
He-:meine btech kia hai
She-:ab kia socha hai pir
He-:ab churan ki dukan kholne ki sochra hu
She-:acaji....owsm bnde ho aap
He-:wse aap itne cute hone ke liye kia lgage ho?
She-:kuchni aap kia lgate ho
He-:mein nirma sabun hi ragd leta hu
She-:hihi wow aur kuch bolo na acha lgta hai
he-:jeevan ka hr sapna sacha lgta hai
She-:ye kia tha
He-:bs rhyme bnara tha....aapke mom dad ne konse mandir mein mannat mangi thi jo aap itne cute hue...mein bi whi jake mannat mangunga ki aap mere friend bn jao
she-:bs bs yr itni tareef mt kro mujhpe attitude ajega wrna
He-:tumpe hona chye attitude itni beautiful jo ho
She-:thnku aapse baat krke AXA lga sara mood tik hgya..thnku
He-:thks to u ...pta hai tum itni khoobsurat ho tumhe thoda attitude mai rehna chye kitna fast reply krri ho
She-:thnks
he-:tum bhut aci ho wrna aajkl ki ldkian reply bi ni krti
she-:mein wse ni hu time milta hai to reply krti hu
He-:so sweet aapki sweetness dekh ke to kaju katli bi shrma jae
she-:kia baat gajb yr
He-:pta hai agr mejn sharab peeta to aapko btadeta ki aapki eyes mein sharab se kitna jada nasha hai
She-:hnji to dekhlo na
He-:pta hai agr mein shahjha hota to aapke liye sone ka tajmahal bnwata sangmarmar to kuchni aapke samne
she-:u r so owsm thnku request bhejne ke liye ...pr aap bhut jada pyare ho hadd se jada
he-:thnku so much. Wait mein abi aya
she-:kha jare ho"
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"How to chat with ur crush-:
He-:hi
She-:kon
He-:mein whi chichora ldka hu jisne aapko farewell mein propose kia tha 12th class ki
She-:oho no. Khase mila mera
He-:friend se lia
She-:kon
he-:anjali
she-:ok
he-:i m sorry for that day
She-:its ok
he-:mujhe lga iske baad aap kbi miloge ni to josh josh mein boldia
She-:AXA
He-:mai to itna shareef tha ki mujhe pta ni tha ki i luv u nhi i like u bolna hai
She-:aca ab to pta chl gya na
He-:hnji
She-:ab bnai koi gf
He-:na yr....but kisi ko love krtahu
She-:kisse
He-:apne aap ko ...i cant live without me....mai apne aap ko paane ke liye kisi bi hadd tk ja skta hu
She-:axaji
He-:but aapko bht pyaa krta tha...but tb pta chla aapka bf hai
She-:hn tb
He-:mein sochra ta koi smart hoga ...but jb bnda dekha na yarr Bda dukh hua ldki itni achi aur ldka kameena
she-:hnn uske sath relation mein ana meri life ki sbse bdi glti thi
He-:hmm Uski wjh se ek aca ldka hath se nikl gya tumhare
She-:acaji kon hai wo
He-:mai or kon wse mein seriously aapko bht like krta tha but .....mai shy tha islie bol ni paya na baat kr paya dhngse
She-:acaji
He-:sharif tha yr mein islie ldki ptana ni ata tha
She-:AXA ab ni ho shareef
He-:na yr ab bigad gya hu
She-:kia bigd gye wse
He-:kuchni ...pta hai jb bi aapke ghr ke niche se jata hu to balcony mein dekhta hu apki syd aap dikh jao is hope se but dikhte ni
She-:AXA mein dinbhr balcony mein thodi rehti hu
He-:next time msg krunga ajana balcony pe
She-:okji
He-:pta hai aapka no. Meine 12th mein yaad krlia tha practicals ke time jb sheet pe likhte hai sb bche no. Tb meine apna likhte likhte aapka yaad krlia tha
She-:bde fast ho yr
He-:fast hota to ussi time baat krleta 3 saal thodi lgata
She-:ab bi single hi ho kia
He-:no ab mai sirf apne se pyaar krta hu.
She-:mere lie thnda pd gya pyaar mtlv
He-:mera pyaa koi chai thodi hai jo thnda pd jae.....but ab in chqqr mein ni pdta
She-:gud
He-:pta meine aapko 2 saal se ni dekha mai sochra aap dikh jao iske lie 101 pandit ko bula ke hawan krwau
she-:acaji
he-:ya pir 16somvar ke vrat rkhlu
She-:rkhlo pir hahaha
he-:wse rkhe the maine 15 ....but last somvar ko bhuk lg gyi
She-:sch bolre ya aise hi
He-:nhi ye to aise bolra
She-:asa kia
He-:are aapko dekh ke 12th mein drr lgta tha khi baat krne jau aur aap thppd na mardo islie ni ki
She-:ku lgta tha dr
He-:ptani yr itni baat agr 12th mein krta to abi mein hota tumhari kismat mein
She-:aca beta khud ki tareef krre
He-:hnji krni pdegi ab first impression aca pdna chye na.
she-:great
He-:pic to bhejo apni
She-:vrat rkho iske liye bhi
He-:somvar bhut dur hai friday ke rkhku
she-:nhi monday ke
He-:2004 mein janmashtmi ke din vrat rkha tha us din monday tha wo hi adjust krlo
She-:Nhi tb mein yha ni thi
He-:aca to 2011 mein ek din mummy se ldai hui ti to pure din khana ni khaya tha us din bhi monday tha to vo chlega kia
She-:nhi
He-:are vrat hai ya purane 500 ka note jo chal hi ni rha
she-:dialouge maare bde yhi sikhre college mein kia
He-:nhi aapse baat krne ki khushi mein apne aap aare
she-:acaji
He-:pta kl mai aapke sapne mein aane wala tha pr aap khi jarkhe the
She-:kha?
He-:aap jano aap gye the...
she-:kitna jhuth bolte ho...thak ni jate
He-:jb tk thak ta hu to glucose peeleta hu
She-:is tym glucose kon peeta hai
He-:is time to ek chiz peete hai ab btao peg small bnau ya large
ShE-:bht bigd gye.
He-:hn vo dost bolre the ki ldkio ko bigde hue ldke psnd hai
She-:aca kisne bola
he-:bolre the ki ldkio ko ldke sudharne mein bda mazza ata hai
She-:glt bolre wo sbki alg psnd hoti hai
He-:kia kru men masoom hu jisne jaise bola maanlia
she-:mt manna kro
He-:acaji wse aap bhut cute ho special cream lgate ho kia
She-:hn
He-:konsi asian paints ya nerolac
she-:dono ko mix krke lgati hu..wse i m not cute
He-:kia baat krre pichle week jb sapne mein dekha to cute lgre the
She-:kitne sapne dekhte ho
He-:bs aapke hi dekhta hu
She-:ase baatein krke kitni ldkia ptai tumne
He-:ek bi ni pr ab tution start krne ki sochra 30 din mein ldki ptao
She-:acca ldea hai
He-:ab mujhe neend ari gn
she-:itni jldi sore
he-:hmm ku
she-:thdi der mein sona mrin mom ka wait krri hu
He-:sach bolo ki drr lgra khi rohan na aje sapne mein
She-;acaji drr ni lgta mujhe.... tum sari ldkio se aise baat krte ho
He-:sari mtlv mein kisi aur se baat hi ni krta...tunhe propose krne ke baad sanyas lelia sbse
She-:acaji mtlv bhukr utr gya
He-:hnji utr gya paracetamol khake
she-:gud in faltu ki baaton mein ni pdna
He-: vse aapko kia psnd hai love marriage ya arrange
She-:kuch bi ni ...mujhe maa papa ke sath rehna hai
He-:gud.
She-: chlo by mom agyi
He-:gn
She-:gm
He-:gm vrat rkhku aapke darshan ke kie
She-:rakhlo but cheating mt krna khana mt khana
He-:are khana to kia oxygen bi ni lunga
She-:nhi oxygen lena wrna merese pehle yamraj ke darshn hojaenge
He-:very smart breakfst mein kia khate ho android ke paranthe haahaa
she- hn
He-:ye dp mejn kon hai meri maa ko psnd agyi address dedo iska
She-:shradha kapoor hai
He-:ohi ab rishta kaise bhejunga
She-:bdi jldi hori shaadi ki
He-:hn ab age hogyi
She-:phle pdlo
He-:itna to pdkia ki court marriage mein sign krsku
she-:aca gud.
HE-: kr to lu but koi aci ldki hai hi ni yha
she-:ldke bi ace ni hai wrna mein bi krleti
He-:shaadi xodo job dedo koi mujh greeb ko
She-:tum kbse greeb hogye
He-:job dedo ya source lgau
she-:kia kaam ata hai tumko
He-:pyaar krna ata hai
she-;pirto koi job ni mujhpe...jhadu poocha krloge
he-: hn ok salary kia hogi
she-:kitni chye
HE-:jada ni bs ek kiss roz
she-:ok flying kiss
He-:jadu bhi pir hawa mein lgaunga
she-:rehnedo pir kisi aur ko dhund lungi mein
He-:nhi nhi mujhe manzoor hai
she-:ab aye na line pe
He-:ok joining kbse hai
SHe-:abi se
He-:salary advance chye pr
she-:bde bigd gye
HE-:tha to shreef pyaar ne nikamma krdia
she-:dialouge bhut ace marte ho
He-:hn mujhe hero bnna hai na islie shaam ko free ho
She-:hnji
He-:to tunhaii kismat khulne wali hai
she-:ku
HE-:kuki aapko mujhse milne ka mauka milega
she-:axaji
he-:ksa feel hora hai
she-:bhut bekr ni aaungi mein
HE-:ajao plz ..meei naukri kse pkki hogi
she-:ok
HE-:mein call krunga sham ko
She-: okji"
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How to impress a girl on whtsapp
he -:hi
She-:hi
He-:thnks for notes
She-:wlcm
he-:wse drawing aci hai apki
She-:kisne kha aapko
He-:notebook ke piche dekha meine
She-:apne dekhlia
He-:hnji notebook baad mein kholta hu piche pehle dekhta hu
She-:glt baat aise check ni krte
He-:srry but ab to krlia
She-:its ok
He-:wse shayri bi aci likhi hai apne
She-:hey baghwan bekar hi di aapko notebook
He-:pta ek. Baar meri friend aur uski gf ki ldai hgyi thi
She-:aca
He-:to usne use mnane ke liye plan likha tha notebook ke piche
She-:kia plan
He-:yehi ki mein rora honga tb mera friend vaibhav usse bolega ki wo tere lie rora hai
She-:vaibhav mtlv tum
He-:hnji ...aur usne mujhe plan btaya hi ni likh ke bhul gya ...meine pdlia aur pir puri class ne pdlia
She-:hihi
He-:aj bi milta hai to hum usse chidate hai
She-:bde khtrnak ho bch ke rehna pdega tumse
he-:ab to tumhari shayri bi class mein famous krdunga
She-:plz mt krna yr
He-:aca maaf kia dost ho isllie
She-:thnku
he-:btech ke baad kia plan hai wse
She-:shaadi
he-:great yr
She-:ys aur tum
He-:sochra hu white house ke samne 1000acre zameen leke kheti krlu
She-:kis chiz ki kheti
He-:diamond ki
She-:diamond khet mein ni ugte
He-:are diamond Basmati rice ki baat krra
She-:hahahaha
He-:aur sath mein ek factory bi khol lu
She-:kiski
He-:garmio mein pani grm krke srdiyo mein bechunga
She-:kha se late ho aise ideas
He-:bachpn sehai talent aapko bi sikhadu
She-:nhi
He-:are fee bi kam hai
She-:ok pirto
He-:hnji wse kha se ho aap
She-: mein jaipur se
He-:ab smjh aya jaipur ko pink city ku kehte hai
She-:ku
He-:kuki jb ap blush krte ho to pink hojate ho
She-:ye tareef hai na syd
He-:hnji
She-:thnks
He-:wlcmji Gmji hppy maha shivratri
She-: gm...same to u
He-:suno aaj jada peekr gir mt jana
She-:hnji nhi girti
He-:gir gye to btdena mejn ajunga uthane
She-:hn ap to gira ke hi rhoge
He-:hn mujhe mauka mil jaega uthane ka haaha
She-:hn syd
he-:hn...tumne kabil dekhli
She-;ha
He-:mein to urvashi ka song dekhne gya tha...just interval ke baad tha dekh hi ni paya yr
She-:aca bde tharkey ho
He-:isme tharkey wali kia baat
She-:kuchni
He-:hmm vse kl english wali mam ne danta ku tumhr
She-: are meim mobile chlari rhi class mein aur mam ne dekhlia ilsie
He-:are vo to mujhe dinasour jse lgti hai
She-:hihihi
He-:ek baat puchu
She-;hnji
He-:ur teeth original hai ya new lgwaye hai
she-:kia
He-:itne perfect hai na islie puchra hu
She-:snjh ni ara tareef smjhu ya bezzti
He-:tareef bezzti krni hoti to bolta...eyes kitni xoti hai aapki
She-;kr hi di na insult apne
He-:dsti mein chlta hai yr
she-:hnji
He-:AXA vote kisse dere is baar
She-:kisi ko ni
He-:ku
she-:kuki up mein hai election jaipur mein ni
He-:wse bi 18 ke baad dete hai tum to bche ho abi
She-:itni bchi lgti hu kia mein 18 se kam ki
He-:nhi pura to suno tum to polio piyo pehle itne bche lgte ho hahahha
she-:chup kitna mjak krte ho
He-:Mjk to chlta hai dsto mein
she-:bs bs ab kitna dost aur bnoge
He-:itna ki log shak krein ki dost nhi langotia yar hai
She-:kse baaein krre
He-:gndi baat gndi baat
She-:filmy ho pure tum
He-:hnji beshrm like ranbir kapoor
She-;kia krra beshrm tumne
he-:logo ki ghnti bjake bhaa jata hu
She-:hihihi
He-:suna hai exam hone wale hai aur mjjhe to subjects ke naam bi ni pta
She-:mein btadungi
HE-:question paper bi btadena
she-:mujhe kha se pta question paper
he-:to leak krwadena
She-:khase
he-:plumber se hahahaha
she-:hup
He-:tunhare papa police mejn hai kia
she-;hnji kse pta tumhe
He-:fb mein dekha
she-:AXA
He-:ek selfie krwado apne papa ke sath
She-:ku
He-:pir jb bi chalan hoga unki pic dikhadunga ar bach jaunga na
she-:axaji asa ni hoskta Kia bolongi mein papa ko
He-:bolna college dost hai
She-:nhi
HE-:plz
she-:ok try krungi...suno ek baat pucho
He-;hnji
She-:tum pdai ku ni krte
He-:papa boLTE bheed ke sath ni chlna chye
She-:AXA hr baat mante ho papa ki
HE-:nhi jo sirf mere kaam ki hoti ha....tum manti ho apne papa ki baat
She-:hn
he-:oh pirto shaadi bi police wale se hogi
She-:kisne bola
HE-:kuki wo police mein hai islie unhe wohi psnd hoga
she-:asa kuchni meri choice puchene wo i knw
He-:AXA to mein rishta pkka smjhu
she-:hihi
"howto impress a girl on fb
he-:agr aap free ho to hum baat kr skte hai
She-:hnji boliye
He-:i m aman from d.dun pursuing Ba.llb from uttranchal University and msg islir kia aapko kuki sad tha to socha baat krlu kisi se sadness kam hojaegi
She-:aca he-:wse mostly ldke islie msg krte hai kuki unhe gf chye hoti hai
She-:hHHaha aap bi wse hi ho
He-:nhi mujhe ni pdna is chqqr mein mujhe bs friend chye
she-:cool yr
He-:meine to abi tk aapki dp bhi ni dekhi
She-:acaji
He-:hn meine socha friend face dekh ke thodi bnate hai
She-:sahi baat bilkul..to aap law krre ho
He-:hnju jolly llb wala
She-:mai bi yehi bolnr wali ti
He-: app sharif to ni ho na
She-:sharif ku
He-:are wo sharif ldkio se pyaar hojata hai mujhe and i hate pyaar
She-:mein mixed hu kbi sareef kbi badmash
he-:i like badmash company
She-:aca bt sharif bi hu mein
He-:koi ni fir mai badmash bna dunga hahaha
she-:apko shrif psnd ku ni wse
He-:medal thdi milta hai shreef bnke
She-:wo to badmash bnke bi ni milta
He-:pr badmash bnke majja to ata hai wo hi medal smjho
She-:u r owsmji
He-:wse apko pta ni chlra meri baato se ki mera dil tuta hai abi abi
She-:nhi to
He-:hn wo gir gya tha mera dil islie tut gya tabaur tempered bi ni lgwaya tha
She- ab kia kroge
He-:ajkl flipkart pe sale chlri to new mngaya hai
She-:aca agya pir
He-:nhi abi to heartless hu ajega jldi
She-;mngao pir bht jrurt pdti hai dil ki ajkl
He-:are nhi yr jldi ni hai delivery se phle hi chori hojata hai
She-:aca pir
He-:fir kia FIR likhane gya tha meine btaya unhe ki chura ke dil mera goriya chli
She-:hhahaha hmara dil bi khush hgya apse baat krke...fir kia hua
He-: fir police ne btaya dil ke to tukde krdie us goriya ne
She-:oho fevicol se chipka lete pir.
He-:nhi fir meine ek gana gaya
She-:konsa
he-:dil k 100 tukde har tukde pe tera naam hai
she-:wow kia song hai
He-:thnku wse bohemia ke fan ho tum
She-:hnji
He-:pirto pta hoga tumhe ki Ajkl jmana jaali Aajkl de log jaali
She-:aajkl de preet jaali Matam de sok jaali
He-:yes miss kudi kia kendi hai
She-;phel jaguar lelo pir jitna mrzi pyaar lelo
He-:owsm tumhe car ka shauk hai
She-:nhi bikes ka
He-;oho konsi bullet
she-:hnji
HE-:hnji ...abi tunhari pics dekhra tha bht confuse hgya
She-:kia confuse
He-:tum jada cute ho ya katrina kaif
she-:omg mai ofcourse
He-:tumse baat krke aisa lgra jse bchpn se janta honga tumko
She-:same here
He-:wo dp mein kon hai wse
She-:james Reid
He-:tunhari mausi ka beta hai kia
she-:ji nhi chinese actor hai
He-:wse sb ldkio ko chinese aur Korean actor ku psnd ate hai
She-:kuki cute smart aur gud luking hote hai...aur mera crush hai ye to wse bi
He-:AXA suna ni china ka bahishkar kro apne desh ka bhla kro
She-:hnni suna hai
He-;hn to kro pir apne aas pass dekho bhut smart ldke hai unhe crush bnao
She-:hahahaha dinner hgya
he-:hn aj 7 bje hi krlia tha
she-:ku itni jldi ku
He-:vrat tha na
She-:ku
HE-:wp 16 somvar ke vrat rkhra tha suna tha aci ldki milti hai pr yha to ulta hora lgta hai kuch gadbad hori mujhse
she-:ku kia hua
HE-:ldkian to mil ni ri ulta ldkion ko james Reid pe crush ara
She-:hahahahha sch btao kiske lie rkhre the
He-: tunhare liye
She-:mjak aca hai
He-:mein to pyaar bi aca krta hu mauka to do
she-:wah flirt bi krlete ho
He-:thnku
She-:wse mere bi vrat chlre ajkl but navratre ke
He-:wow acha hai yr bhut kam ldkian bchi hai jo ye vrat rkhti hai
She-:thnkuji
He-:aca ab ninu ari sora hu gn
she-:acaji gn"
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"How to impress an unknown girl on chat-:
He-:bargaining aci krte ho ....paltan bazar kafi ghumte ho
She-: kon ni ghumta paltan market but who r u
He-:spiderman
She-:axaji kis spider ne kata apko
He-:katne ke baad visitin card nj dia tha usne. ...vse bi jldi mein tha date pe jana tha
She-:kisko
He-:spider ko.
She-:AXA ap spider se baatei krte ho kia.
He-:hn tbi to bola i m spiderman
She-:nice joke
He-:mein joke ke liye hi famous hu
She-:oho joker ho hahahah koi aur joke sunao
He-:AXA usse pehle ek swal ap filter konsa use krte ho
She-:aqyaguard wale ho kia ap
He-:are dp mein konsa filter use kia hai miss Kent
She-:ku.
He-:aca filter hai ...islie pic mst ayi hai
She-:thnks but koi filter use ni kia
He-:ohi breakfast mein kia khate ho dove
She-:hadd hai dove kon khata hai yr.
He-:mein tbi to itna cute hu
She-:khud ki tareef
he-:apki krunga to bologe line marra
She-:smart han...koi book hai kia tumpe faltu ki baaton ki
He-:nhi app install hai mind mein
She-:hahaha mera no. Kha se mila
He-;ap hi ne dia
She-:meine kb dia
He-:6 month pehle
She-:aca to ab yaad kse ayi
He-:waiting list bhut lmbi thi na
She-:kitna fekte ho
He-:jitna ap catch krte ho
she-:bhut tez lgre ho tum
He-:spiderman to tez hi hota hai
she-:pichle jnam mein birbal the kia
He-:kse pta
She-:sari baaton ke jwab hai apke pass
he-:thnks tareef ke lie .....aur ap beautiful the kia
She-:vo to is jnam mein bi hu hahaha
He-: apni tareef khud
She-:aapki karungi to bologe line marri hai
He-:smart ...koi nu aap chaho to line kia circle bi maarlo
She-haha
He-:wse suna hai aap china mein rehte the phle
She-:kha se suna
he-:aapki ankho se
She-:aankho ki language bi smjhte ho
He-:hn xoti xoti aankhein china mein hoti hai na
she-:haww insult
He-:dosti mein insult na kro to mazza ni ata
She-:dost kb bne hum
He-:jb se tere naina mere naino se lage re
She-:hahaha
he-:match dekhte ho ap
She-:hn He-:to ajao meri gully mein match chlra hai
She-:aca Cricket khelna ata bi hai
He-:cricket kon bolra mein to ludo khelra hu
She-:itni baatein kha se late ho
He-:kidney se sochke
she-:dil se bi sochlia kro
He-:ye dil wala emoji na bhejo emotional ldka hu pyaar hojata hai
She-:itni baatein krte ho gf to hogi
he-:mein nanha munna rahi hu desh ka sipahi hu gf ni bnata
she-:hahahaha bht smart ho ap
HE-:Bchpn se bs ghmmnd nu krta
she-:krna bi mt
he-:aca ek baat pucho guussa to ni kroge
she-:pucho
he-:agr mein aapko propose kru to jhadu se maroge ya belan se
She-:dono se
He-:maar lena wse bi ldkion se maar khane mein mazza ata ha
She-:funny ho ap bhut"
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"Ldki se pic kaise maange-:
1. He-:miss universe k lie direct selection hore hai bs aapki adhaar card ki pic chye
She-:adhaar card wali nhi
He-:to candy cam wali dedo
2.he-:ek doubt tha yr
She-:kia
He-:dost bolte hai himachal ki ldkian bht cute hoti hai
She-:hn wo to hai
he-:to soch rha hu aapko dekh ke sure krlu sach bolte hai wo ya nhi
3. he-:yr agr mein 16 somvar ke vrat rkho to aapke darshan hojaenge kia
She-:nhi
He-:20
She-:no
He-:tunhare lie to mnnat mangni pdegi
she-:hahaha
4. He-:wse jaanke bura lga
She-:ku kia hua
He-:aap abi bi nokia 3310 se whtsapp chlate ho tbi to apne apni pic nhi lgai hai"
How To Imptress A Girl chat
She-:hi kse ho
He-:cute hu asa sb kehte hai
She-:shi kehte hai wse itni bi baat mt kro gf se ki dsto ko bhul jao
He-:gf to hai ni koi ...post ekdum khali hai
She-:acaji
he-:dp mein dhinchak puja ku lgai haj
she-:wo savi parmar hai mujhe psnd hai bhut
He-:aca to pir dhinchak puja ke goggles ku pehn rkhe
She-:syd chura lie
He-:wse hai to cute soch rha hu gf wali post inhe dedu
She-:hn bnalo tum bi cute ho
he-;candy cam se pic li hai na islie
She-:hahahaha kia krre ho
he-:apko ptane ki koshish
She-:ab btadia na ab fyda ni nhi ptungi mein
He-:hn apki to umar nikl gyi
She-:marne ki umr hgyi meri
He-:na re pagl pyaar ki umar hoti hai marne ki nhi
She-:hn bhul gyi abi pyaar bi krna hai aur shaadi bi
He-:badam khaya kro memory bdegi
She-:bournvita se kuchni hoga kia
He-:na ek baat btao
She-:pucho
He-:patna kha hai
She-:bihar mein
He-:oho yhi pat jao na bihar kon jaega ab
She-;lgra tha mujhe kuch asa bologe
He-:AXA kse
she-:smart hu bchpn se
He-:kuki bchpn mein fair and lovely khali thi kja hahahaha
she-:nhi natural beauty hai
He-:to pir pic ku ni lgai apni
She-:ase
he-:ab dekho slowly slowly pic mangne k bahana krunga
She-:ab bta dia na ab ni dungi
He-:adhaar card dedo pir
She-:nhi
He-: dedo wrna nass katlunga
She-:kaatlo
He-; apnj ni aapki
She-:AXA kaatlo mein ni drti
He-:ok knife do
She-:ok
He-:ab knife ka emoji bhejoge
She- wah kse pta tez admi
He-:smart mein bi hu bachpn se
She-:tumne bi fair and lovely khai mtlv
He-:nhi meri mom ne android ke pranthe khilae the
She-:mom ko thnks bolna itna smart bnane k lie
He-:thnks apki trf se bolna hai ya apni
She-:2no
he-:omg ab hm dono ek sath thnks bi bolne lge
She-:hn hum bne tum bne.....
He-:apni gf bf ke lie
she-:wah snart admi
He-:hn android ke paranthe ke sath i phone ki chatni bi khai thu
She-:so funny u r
he-:meine thdi der pehle bola tha pic mangne wala hu
She-:jruri hai kia dena
He-:nhi jruri ni koi njk krra tha
she-:dekhlo pic
HE-:palat kr dekho gas khuli hau aag lg jaegi
she-:thnku btane ke lie
He-:plz aag ke pass mt jNa
She-:ku
He-:bomb lgri ho fatt jaogi
She-:hahaha
He-:chlo ek game khelte hai
She-:konsa
he-:ek word do mein shaayri bnaunga pir nein dunga tum bnana
She-:ok but mujhe shaayri bnana nu ata
He-:try krna
She-:ok Ye lo word jaan
he-:tum meri jaan ho ye jaan lo Baby thoda mere upr bi dhyaan do mai tumse pyar krta hu ye maanlo kahne hai tumhe vo 3 word lao aapna kaan do She-:wow yr He-:sry thdi bekr bn gyi
she-:nhi bt aci hai he-:hahaha are ye to apni tareef krwane ki ninja technique hai
She-:bhyii tumse kon jeete baato mein
He-: ab apka word hai kacha jo pehnte hai
SHe-: ye ksa word hai dusr do koi
he-:nhi
she-;ok ill try Mumy boli pass aao Apni kmar ka size btao
HE-:owsm yr
she-:aage ni bnri
He-:koi nu mein aapko harne ni dunga mein krta hu kuch
She-;ok mein bi try krti hu
He-:tu mera kacha Mai tera nada Meine ek baar ek ldki ko tada Pir uske bhai ne duada duada ke maara
She-:hahahah meine bi sochlia hai
He-:aca
she-:mumy gyi market Wha se layi kacha jo mujhse baat kr rha hai Vo hai dil ka aca
HE-:hahaha mera hai 3 saal ka bcha
she-:hahha ab mein du word
HE-:nhi ab sone jara hu
she-:iti jldi
he-:hnji
she-;ok gn sd TCR by
HE-;by
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Dost ki gf se badla part 1-:
He-:yr tumhare yha polytechnic hota ha kia
She-:hn ku krna hai apko
he-:nhi. Bhen ko
she-:AXA
He-:admision kbse honge aur fee kia hogi
She-:admission to chlre hai &fee 35k hai syd
He-:thnks wse mujhe lga ap reply ni kroge
she-:ku
He-:bcz of ankit
She-:bt ab hmara breakup hgya hai
He-:i knw
She-:an how's ur gf
He-:mein to 21 yrs se single hu
She-:mtlb gf ni bnai kbi kia
He-:paida hote hi nurse ko gf bnaya tha
She-:nice joke
He-:thnks
She-:wlcm
He-:ankit ki mujhse bi ldai hgyi hai
She-:ku
He-:meine bola ki usne apke sath glt kia to chilla utha merep
She-:asa hi hai wo
He-:kher xodo aage bdo
She-:mein bd chuki hu
He-;paidal bd rhe ho ya scooty mein
She-:mtlv He-:just kidding
She-:oh ab smjhi
He-:wow bdi jldi light jali tunhare dimag ki
She-:hahaha
He-:hahaha=3ha hoskta hai😅
She-:hn 3ha hi hoga
He-:mtlv apko fee nhi ati
She-:ku
He-:jha pe koi sign ni hota wha multiply hota hai ...it means ha ki power hoga
She-:bhut intelligent ho
He-:maths wali teacher cute thi na islie
She-;kbi teacher kbi nurse kbi normal ldki psnd ni ayi
He-:ati hai but unko mein psnd ni ata gnde ldke psnd aate hai
She-:meri baat krre ho na
He-:nhiji aapko psnd krne ka spna to sapne mein bi ni dekh skta
she-:ku itni buri hu
He-:nhi ap mercedes ho aur mein splendour
She-:so sweet of uðŸ˜
He-:bde bhole ho meri bi aci yareef krdete
she-:ok to aap maruti 800 ok
He-:rehne do splendour hi tik hu
She-:ha
He-:smart ho kafi mind ka Software update krwaya hai kia
She-:hein wo kaise hota hai
He-;dimg ki jgh smartphone daaldo hojega update
She-:tumne bi aise kia hoga
He-:nhi meine to dimag locker mein rkha hai khi chori na hojae
She-:hahah 5rs ka dimag
He-:dimag hai mera kavva biryani thdi
she-:hahaha bhut funny ho
He-:bht cute ho tum
She-:thnku
He-:Mjk hai serious mt ho
She-:hawwðŸ™
He-:sad mt ho ye lo joke suno
She-:sunao
HE-: ram chandra keh gye siya se Asa kalyug ayega Scha ashiq royega Mela babu thana thaega😅
she-:hihi
He-: ap bi ase bolte ho
She-:nhi ji koi hai hi ni aur mein bolti bi ni
He-:omg sprite hai
She-:mtlv
He-:rasta clear hai
she-:mujhe ni pta ta itna aca flirt krte ho
He-:AXA pta hota to kia krte
She-:kuch sochri hu
He-:kia
She-:janam hum duniya mein ku aye
He-:mein to apke sth flirt krne aya hu hahahaha aur ap
She-:aapko rokne ke liye
He-:axajiðŸ™
She-:hihihi
He-:kia mhi kr rhe ho
She-:mltv
He-:mtlv agr mein kehta kia kr rhe ho to ap kehte kuchni
She-:sch mein smart ho
He-:to btao pir
she-:sb kuch nhi kr rhi hu
He-:chlo ek game khelte hao dono ek dusre ko ek wOrd denge aur us word pe shaayri bnaNi hogi
She-:mujhe ni ati shayri ..but try krungi
HE-:ok pir do word pehle tum
She-:pyaar.
HE-:bhut hi funny shyri ari dimag mein
she-:bolo
He-:itna bi na kro pyaar Bina kie koi vichar Khane pd jae aam ke achar😅
She-:kia joke hai wah
He-:now ur turn word is khatta(sour)
She-:iske alawa koi ahr word ni sujhra
He-:travel ke time mera per sujh jata hai ab bolo
she-:ni ara yr
He-:kuc bi bolo
She-:nhi ara mujhr
He-:gn
She-:gussa hogye kia
He-:nhiji cute girls se gussa ni hota mejn
She-:to pir jldi ku sore
He-:ku aur baat krni hai aapko
She-:nhi sojao
He-:wse ek baag bolni ti but ab kl bolunga
She-:abi btao na plz
he-:kl pkka abi neend ari
She-:ok pr bhulna mt
He-:hmm
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Dost ki gf se badla part2
She-:gm
He-:gm
she-:kse ho
he-:expensive hu
she-:to pir inexpensive kb honge
He-:jb aap jse koi ldki dil ke bazar mein wholesale mein shopping krle
She-:AXA shopkeeper bi ho btaya ni apne
He-:agr kisi ka dil ho churana to naam mera hi btana
she-:hahaha aca ab btao kl kia bolre the
He-:ase ni thoda bhav kHke bolunga
She-:khana khao body to bnegi 😅
He-:tum party dena tumhari party se hojaunga mota
she-:aca tik hai ab btao to
He-;phle btao kb lejare date pe
She-:date p ku
He-:ab party kisi restro pe hi to doge aur hum single log usse date bolte hai
She-;khase late ho aise baatein
He-;mein whisky mein glucose milake peeta hu😅
She-:🤪🤪AXA ab btao baat
He-:konsi baat
she-:aapne bola tha kl jo
He-:jo apki dp lgi hai na usse dekh ke kuch hgya
she-:kia hua
He-: wse to sakth launda hu pr dp dekh ke mein pighal gya
she-:bs ye baat ti
He-:hn
She-:bs itni si baat ke liye klse preshn Krra rkha
He-:yha sakth ldka pighl gya aur aap bolre itni si baat
she-:agr mujhse miloge to bhaap bnke udd jaoge
He-:mjk aca krlete ho mera jadu chlne lga hai
she-:rok dia jaadu ko
He-:mera jadu aur beer ka nasha roka ni ja skta
SHe-: nice dialouge kha se copy kia
He-:mera khud ka original hai
She-:wah wah pirto khaseate ho aise dialouge
He-:lgta hai ab truck wala dialouge marna pdega
She-:konsa
he-:has mt pgli pyaar hojega
she-:ab nhi hoga ab aur himmt ni
He-:ek baar chalan katne se gaadi chlana ni xodna chye...bs ab savdhan hoke gaadi chlani chye helmet aur license leke
She-:khi gaadi krp hogyi to
HE-:papa mechanic hai hmarw
She-:pr aapke to army mein the syd
He-:hns to lete apko hnsane ke liye papa ko mechanic bnaya Ab unko pta chlega to jaydad se nikal lenge
she-:ruko mein btati hu
He-:bta do but koi v ldki mere bare mejn baat kre to wo usse bhu snjh lete hai
She-:acaji
He-:hn pr tnsn mtlo dahej ni lenge
she-:hum denge bi ni
He-:to rishta pkka pir
She-:kite fast ho ap
He-:4g ka zmana hai
she-:wah ek aur dialouge aajtk kisi ne itne dialouge ni maare jitne aapne 3-4 din mein hi maardiye
He-: idk pr aapko dekh ke khud nikal jate hai
she-:ku
He-:kuki ek ldki ko dekha to aisa lga
She-:ksa lga
He-:jse g1 ho tum
She-:aur
He-:jss bevdo ke liye whisky aur rum ....
she-:hahahaha
He-:do u knw mujhe mere dil k hotspot ka paswrd mil gya
She-:kon hai
He-:nhi sbko ni btate pswrd
She-:ku
He-:koi dil ka data chura lega
She-:are aap kisi se baat krlo koi bina dil die bina reh ni paega
He-: bs ap hi ni dete
she-:ac ab mujhe bhut jruri kaam hai
She-:itni raat ko kia kaam
he-:10000$ count krne hai to uske lie sona pdega kuki sapne mein hi ayenge wo to😅
she-:pir bi itnj jldi kon sota hai
He-:mummy bolti hai agr jldi ni soya to dark circle hojange
she-:AXA pirto mein bi sojati hu
He-;hnji gn n kl btaunga apne dil ke hotspot ka pswrd
She-:ok done
He-: ok by
She-:gn
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dost ki gf se badla part 3
She -:Gmji kse ho
He-:single hu gm
She-:mingle kb hore
he-:jb aap propose kro
She-:ldkia ni krti ldke krte hai
He-:ldkia ldki ek sman propose kro ab meri jaan
She-:kitna mjak krte ho
He-:Mjk whi krte hai jo pyar krte hai
She-:aj flirt wala mood lgra
he-:mood to hnesha rehta hai bs drr lgta hai khi dosti bi na tut jae
She-:hmari dosti feviquick ki trh hai koi ni tod skta
He-:kia baat miss aj kiss
She-:glti se agya hoga
he-:roz aise glti kia kro na
She-:pgl ho pure
He-:aapke pyaar ne xodi nhi koi ksar LGTA hai ye hai tumhare pyaar ka asr
She-:love yr shayri
He-:lgta hai apka dil apke pass rehna ni chata mere pass ara hai
She-:mujhe bi aise lgra
He-:kita flirt krte ho mujhse
She-:jb tk hai mere praan tb tk krege flirt meri jaan
He-:itna line marogi to pyar hojaega
She-:ho jane do
He-:but shi ni
She-:ku
he-:kuki tum ankit ki gf ti aur mein uska dost
She-:uski baat mt kro aur wse bi thi hu nhi
he-:hmm
She-:kia krre ho
He-:apko ptaneki koshish
She-:mai to already pt gyi
He-: chl jhuthi
She-:kha chlna hai
He-:mere dil mein ajao
She-:kaunsi bus se aao
He-:bus se ni nass se aao
She-:ok
He-:vse dialogue AXA marte ho
she-:aapse sikha hai
He-:pyar krna bi sikhlo
She-:sikhado
He-:lelo admission ajao
She-:fee kitni hai
He-:paisa ni chye pyaar chye bs
She-:pyaar
He-:koi ni pir 5k dedena
she-:hihi rehnedo
He-:u knjoos
She-:u khdoos
He-:aca to propose kro ab
She-:mai ku kru to ap kro
He-:vrat hai mera aj aur vrat ke din propose ni krta mejn
She-:to kal krna
He-;na aap kroge to
She-:dar lgta hai
He-:ksa dr
she-:khi friendship bi na tut jae
He-:mai income tax wala thdi hu 😅
She-:hihi.
He-:agr mere jsa ldka propose krega to kia kroge
She-:apke jsa hoga to mnna krdungi
He-sad emoji
she-:aapke jsa hua tb... ap hue tb thdi mnna krungi
He-:mere dil ki low battery hai charger bn jao na
She-:konsi company ka dil hai apple
He-:nhi orange jo pkdega apke dil ki range
she-:pta jbse aapse baat start ki tbse kisi aur se ni ki
HE-;itna pyaar
She-;hnji Kha ho ji miss u
He-:sapne mein dekhra tha apko
She-:kia spna dekha
He-:ni bta skta
she-:btao na plz
he-:shaadi
she-:hmari
HE-:nhi tumhari
She-:kiske sath hori thi
He-:ankit ke sath
she-:not possible
he-:mere sath
she-:happy emoji
He-:aca wair meri gf ka call ara
She-:mtlv good friend
He-:nhi girl friend
She-:tumne to bola single ho
He-:wo to mjak kra tha
she-:sch bolo
He-:sch mein gf hai meri
She-;dekho mjak kree to mt kro gussa aara mujhe
he-:but gussa ku ara
she-:becz i luv u
he-:mjak mt kro yr
she-;Mjk to aap krre
HE-:ek baat bolu gussa ro ni kroge
she-:bolo ab jldi bolo
He-:phle ek swal ka jwab do
she-:tum sch mei pyaat krte ho mujhse
she-:hn sch i love u plz bold gf ni aapki mjak krre the ap
he-:meri gf hai aur vo ap hi ho
she-:fir ku bola call ara hai
he-:taki tum confess kr sko
she-:thnk god
HE-:ek aur baat btau sunoge to drr jaoge
she-:ab kia hai bolo
HE-:i m ankit
she-:what?
He-:yup ye new no. Hai mera
She-:ksm khao
He-:ksm se yar
she-:mai call krri apko
HE-:krlo but ankit hi hu mein
She-:suno
He-:hnji
She-; srry maine aapke sath glt kia tha maaf krdo plz and hoske to mujhe accept krlo
He-:are jo hua so hogya ab mai tunhare pyaar mai khoo gya
She-:ap bht ace ho maine apke sath itna glt kia fir bi apne bdla ni lia I luv u
He-:bs hgya ab meine krdia maaf bhul jao jo hua
she-:sorry
HE-:srry ni lov u bolo ab
she-:love u ji
he- love u to aunty
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how to chat with girl on whtsapp
he-:hi
she-:hy
He-:pehchanlia
she-:hmm dp dekhli
he-:dp se ek song yaad aya
She-:konsa
He-:dil ko dekho dp na dekho dp ne lakho ko loota😅
She-:dil SChA aur dp jhuta😅
He-:bt aapki to dp bhi schi hai
She-:dil bhi scha hai
He-:or kidney
She-:vo bi mst hai
He-:ab liver bolunga to aapko fever hojega
she-:ku
He-:kuki meri baatein cold hoti hai na
She-:acha
He-:hn hr baat ke aage cold chizen lgata hu
She-:maine to ni dekha😅
He-:apki eyes icecream ki trh hai🤪
She-:apki baatein bi coffe ki trh hai
He-:u mean choclaty
She-:nhi vo mein hot chizen lgati hu
He-:aca icecreamji
She-:hn coffee ji
He-:ap to chai ho
She-:apki baatein to cold ti naðŸ™
He-:hn to chai cold hai na 🤪
She-:😂
He-:wse apki baatein sunke ambuja cement ki yaad agyi
She-:ku
He-:kuki is cement mekn jaan hai aur aapke baaton mein tufan hai😀😀
She-:aur ap bhut mhan hai
He-:jisne hum dono ko milwaya wo baghwan hai
She-:u r owsm
He-:insaan ko owsm hi hona chye wrna boring to pintu bi hai😀ðŸ˜
She-:pintu kon
he-:hoga koi mujhe kia pta mein konsa adhaar card bnata hu
She-:to ku bola
He-:ase mnn kia
She-:wse krte kia ho
he-:baht sari chizen krta hu
She-:mtlv
He-:subh uthke breakfst krta hu fir clg fir lunch fir dinnr fir apne pyar ke sth sojata hu😀
she-:pyar mtlv gf
He-:hn aur uska naam hai neend aur uske liye kisi bi hadd tk ja skta huðŸ˜
She-:hahahahh wse aapke schedule mein nahana ni aya mtlv nahate ni ho
he-:nahata hu
She-:to likha ku ni
He-:are wo personal baat hai public list mein ni daal skta hahhah
she-:funny ho ap
He-:aca ek game khele
She-:konsa
He-:shyri bnane ka mein ek word dunga aap shayri bnana aap dena pir mein bnaunga
She-:ok try krungi
He-:do pir word
She-:wait abi ayi dinnr krne gyi thi
He-:aca
She-:apne krlia
he-:hnji sird khane ke liye hi to jee rha huðŸ˜
She-: aca apke liye word hai sanjana
He-:sanjana ke sajna shadi ke baad hai jhadu se bajna😆 Sry bekr bn gyi thdi
She-:nhi aci hai but mera sjna jhadu se nhi bjega
he-:to belan
she-:nhi me ku marungi
He-:are wife ka haq hota hai
she-:hihi
He-:apke liye word hai hmm
She-:hmm milenge hr jnam Snam teri ksm😃ðŸ˜
He-:flirt krre ho
She-:apti krte ni socha mein hi krlu
He-:AXA ab 10 bj gye meri gf bulari
She-:apki gf?
He-:meri neend mera pyaar.
She-:ohh aca jao jao
He-:gn sd TCR
she-:by gn tcr
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"Shaayri chatting with girls
he-:suno ek game khelte hai
She-:konsa
He-:Shaayri wala
She-:kse khelte hai
He-:mein ek word dunga ap shayri bnana aap ek word dena mai shayri bnaunga
she-:haar jaoge
He-:dil to phle hi haar chuka hai aj mein bi haar jaunga
She-:hehee
He-:apka word hai jaan
She-:isse phle ki meri jaan jaye Unse kaho ki wo maan jae💚
He-:maan gya
She-:hupp apka word hai intezaar
He-:pyar mein intezar krna pdta hai Dil ko bekrar krna pdta hai agr pyaar jada hojae.to achar se pet bhrna pdta hai😅😅
She-:aap bi doubke neaning batein krne lge
he-:hahah apse hi Mjk krunga na kisi aur se thdi
She-:aca ab word do
He-:mausam
She-:difficult hai sochne do
He-:soxho socho
She-:jnam hum duniya mein ku aaye😅😅
He-:tere lie aye
She-:acaji
He-:shayri bnaoji
She-:sochri hu is mosam mein tufan hai barish hai Dono tere pyar ki sajish hai Ek baar mil lo janeman Ye mere dil ki khwaish hai
He-:wow janeman💚ðŸ˜
She-:feeling na lo kuch aur bna hi nhi😅
He-:😅
She-:ur word hai mulaqat
He-:tumhara sath chahta hu, Har waqt ek mulaqat chahata hu Apni mom ko kah dena, Mai unki beti ka hath chahta hu.
She-:sird hath
He-:hn ye hath mujhe dede thakurain😅ðŸ˜
She-:lelo thakur
He-:ab apka word hai hajmola
she-:hard word dere ruko mein bi aise dungi
He-:ok
she-:hajmola aur cocacola ko dekh ke nera dil bola Kudi lgdi ptola
He-:kuch bi mtlv
She-:apne hi aisa word dia ...apka word hai hmm
He-:hmm pee ke baithe the rum Bhulana chahte the sare gum Par bhule nhi teri ksm
She-:kia gum hai apko
He-:chewing gum hai hahh
She-:heheh
He-:apka word hai nada payjama mein dalne wala
she-:kia yr kse kse word dere
He-: tbi to mazza ayega
She-:pyjama aur nada ek dusre ka shara Bina ek duje ke dono beshara
HE-:😅😅mst
She-:ab mein bi shi word dungi aur aap bhi apka word hai dil
HE-:okji Ek baar dedo apna dil Chuka Denge tumhara bijli ka bill
she-:tunhari baatein sunke mejn gyi hill
He-:just chill chill
She-:word do ab
He-: kagaz (paper)
she-:ok Kagaz mein likha tumhe, Mere alawa nhi kuch dikha tumhe
He-:isse aca mein sunata hu
she-:sunao
He-:kagaz mejn likhi gazl bakri kha gyi Sare sheher mein fael gyi khbr ki, bakri sher kha gyi😅😅
She-:ye wala sch mein mst tha
He-:hnji"
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"How to chat an unknown girl
He-:hi
She-:kon?
He-:are mein chiku pehchana tunhare bchpn ka dost.
She-:g nhi
He-:are amit sir ke tutuion jate the
She-:tum kon ho pr
He-:guess kro phle ....mai dusre school mein pdta tha aapke nhi
She-:nhi pehchana
he-;meine tunko propose kia tha tumne kha tha thppd pdega
She-:ye to mein sbko bolti hu
He-:hn pr tum anushka verma hi ho na
She-:na deepika padukone😅
He-:hahaha aca joke hai
She-:hgya khtm joke ab naam btao
He-:phle tum btao tum anushka hi ho na
She-:nhi ab msg mt krna
He-:ok mein dil ki baat bolne wala tha.....dp chng krlo shkkl ni dikhri islie misunderstanding hui
She-:oh aca hua ni boli kuki mein anushka ni hu..meine btaya to tumko
He-:dp dekh ke lgra tha ho tbi pucha amit sir ke tution pdti ti
She-:pdti ti but mein anushka ni hu
He-:oh my mistake srry
She-:its ok mujhe bi lga koi dost hoga mera jo amit sir ke tution ki baat krra hai islie mjak bi kia srry
He-:aca ap unko jante ho tution mein manish singh ,rahul pandey
She-:hn janti ti mujhe lga frnd hai koi tbi mjak kia srry hn
He-:koi ni frnd bn skte hai...wse bi hr sanju ko kamlesh ki jrurat to hoti hai
She-:meine sanju ni dekhi to kamlesh ni bn skti srry
He-:mein bhejta hu download krlo
She-:jrur
He-:hahahha sanju baba aap apna real name btaenge
She-:g bilkul nhi..phle aap btao mera no. Khase mila
He-:mam no. Meine anushka ka lia tha uske no. Ke last mein 789 h aur mujhse no. Replace hgye
She-:to mera khase aya
He-:are btaya to tum dono ke starting ke digit same hai bs last mein thoda idhr udhr hai ...tubelight hi ho tum hahaha
she-:how dare u
He-:i m daring guy😎
She-:ya i m alsi daring girl...let it be mein anushka nhi hu to lets end this conversation ....hope tunhe
shi no. Mil jaeðŸ™ðŸ»
He-:daring to ptani but comedian ho
She-:chlo aca hai meri wjh se koi to hnsa
He-:hn dekho teeth bi dikhre mere ðŸ˜
She-:hahahahha mere mobile k screen se bhi light aari h tunhare. Daanto ki
He-:amit sir ke pdae proton electron ka asr hai
She-:ðŸ‘😃
He-:oho salman khan fan our thumb is our thumb none of ur thumb
She-:srry sir
He-:srry ku
She-:aap jo bi ho kafi khoon bda dia aapne mera
He-:mere ghrwale to bolte hai bp bdane wali harqat krta hai tu hahahha
she-:to funnyðŸ‘👌
He-:apne bi bda dia mera khoon....ab to apka bmi bhi underweight se normal hgya hoga 😅
She-:mein underweight hu kisne bola
He-:dp mein pta chlra hai
She-:dp se weight ka pta lga lete ho wah. Aapka naam
He-:upr se jse expression apke hai aisa lgra babu bhya ne devi prasad ki saari calls apko forward krdi😅
She-:hahahha
he-:ji nitin hai mera naam
She-:aca
He-:suno agr mein preshn krra hu to btado khi aisa na ho kl news aari ek sirfira majnu giraftar ..ldkion ko hnsake ke khoon bdha ke krta tha impress
She-:😅😅hnsi ni rukri meri wse ajkl mein bed rest pe hu to itni batein krli wrna bs ek reply ata by aur block
He-:kia hua madam ko
She-:kuchni weakness thi glucose chda diya hai hospital mein so ab tik hu
He-:tbi bolte hai khana khaya kro kb tk salad pe zinda rhoge
She-:ajkl to dalia khicdi pe zinda hu
he-:dieting ko sho smjh ke krna chye job smjh ke nhi😅
She-:dieting ni krti mein weight bdane ka try krri hu
He-:ek idea du weight bdane ka
She-:btao
He-:apba weight weighing machine pe ni calculator pe measure kro apni mrzi se digit rype krdena😅
She-:tum hi krlo asa
He-:main to aise kRTA hu last time to 2500 kg tha hahaha.
she-:hhaha
HE-:wse ab aap apna naan btaoge
She-:nishtha
he-:ab to ye naam dil pe chap gya
She-:acaji
He-:hnji aur sath sath kidney pe bi😅
She-:ohi kia ho ap kse krlete ho aise baatein😀
He-:hahahha ab tk aapki shkkl ni dekhi aisa lgr mysterious chiZ se baat krra hu
she-: meine dp to lgai hai tumhe dekh ke to lgra hai .Mr.india se baat krri hu
he-:hahaha mrs indja wali feeling to ni aari
She-:nhi nhi😅
He-:ajegi tnsn mtlo
She-:phle shkkl dikhao pir decide krenge
he-:phle aap
she-;phle aap
He-:aca tik hai pr munh dikhai lgegi
She-:tum hi hore srk jse
HE-:sunto lo munh dikhai mein tum apni pic dikhadena
She-:ok
HE-: ye lo dp lgali ab dekhlo
She-:yhi dedete
HE-:nhi mummy bolti hai nazr lgti hai aise😅
She-:hahahah bche jse lgre ho
He-:bde hone ke liye puri zindagi pdi hai abi bchpna jeelo
She-:mujhe mrs. India wali feeling aa bhi gyi to tb bhi mein bdi lgungi tumse
he-:phle pic dikhao
she-:ye lo dp dekho😅😅nzr sird tumko ni hamein bi lgti hai
He-: haHhaha wah tum bi to bche lgrw ho.. chota bheem dekhne ki age mein crime patrol dekhre
She-:hahaha baatein ti itni bhnkr krte ho na by god
He-:kia krein shaksiyat hi aise hai😎
she-:chup pagl😅"
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"Chat with a girl-friend
She-:gm
He-;gm
She-:aj bdi jldi uth gye
He-:tunhare pyaar mein neend hi kha aati hai
She-:subh subh flirt
He-:jb tumne ye msg bheja na to phone tumhare sasur ji ke hath mein tha hahaha
She-:pda unhone
He-:kuch bola ni but pdlia hoga syd
She-:tumhari class na lge mera naa mt lgana
He-:bolunga papa apki bahu bhut pyaar krti hai
she-:hahaha dhulai hogi pir ache .se
He-:nhi detergent khtm hgya
She-:bina uske hojegi
He-:hn maarke bolenge ja ussi ke ghr pir mein tunhare yha ajaunga
She-:hn ajana pir tunhare sasur ji ne dono ko nikal dena hai😅
He-:AXA fir world tour pe jaege hum dono
She-:kse
He-:cycle khrid lenge
She-:bmw ka kia hua
He-:ajegi 200,300 saal mein
She-:ase koi chiz hai jo is jnam mein hogi
He-:hn hmari shaadi aur 22 bche 😅
She-:uske liye bi 2 jnam lgenge.
He-:nhi ji 22 aaal lgenge bs
She-:👊ðŸ»ðŸ‘ŠðŸ»ðŸ˜…
He-:mukka maari ho ya hnsri ho
she-:dono
he-:mein to chahta hu ki tum belan se maaro
She-:abi bol lo mjak mein pr jb pdegi na tb pta chlega
He-:belan se to biwi marti hai 🤪
She-:itne aca din ni aye tumhar
He-:ajenge
she-:hn but mjjhse nhi na
he-:tumse hi tumse hi, hr ghadi shaam ati hai
she-:mera fav song hai
He-:dekha dil ka rishta kitna pyara hai
she-:ab ye mt bolna tumhe bi psnd hai
He-:mujhe to sirf tum psnd ho
She-:hye kitne vichar milte hai mujhe bi mai psnd hu😅
He-:muje bi sirf tumse shaadi krni hai
she-:muje bi mujhse hi shaadi krni hai
He-:mtlv gareeb ka bhla ni krogi
she-:krungi na
he-:kse
She-:tunhe shaadi mein bulakr
He-:chna mereya hi gana pdega ya khana bi milega
She-:nhi gana mt plz hahaha
he-:gana gake puri barat bhga dunga
She-:chup pgl
he-:ek offer chlra mere dil pe mujhse shaadi krne pr mere bcho ki maa free 😅
She-:nhi xhye
he-:maanjao wrna katrinase shaadi krlunga...fir tumhare salman ka kia hoga
She-:usse mein krlungi
he-:katrina se shaadi krne ka ek fyda hai bche gore honge.
She-:kia kehna chahte ho
He-;jo ap smjhe
she-:jo bi hai hmare bcho se jada cute ni honge
He-;yha pr ek baat bolne ka mnn krra hai
she-:mt bolo
he-:smjhdar ho😅
She-:mujhe pta hai ulta hi bologe
He-:smart ho
She-:apse kam
he-:bs apni tareef hi to sunni thi nujhe hahahahaha
She-:chlo isi baat pe choclate doge
He-:hn shaadi ke shagun mein lelena
She-:ab kat ka dil nhi tod skti
he-:hahahahha thnku yar itna pyaar kon krega mujhe tunhare alawa shadi kr lete hai ab to age bi hogyi
She-:kiski tumhari😅
He-:tunhari pgl
She-:mein to bchi hu
He-:bche krne ki umar mein bche btare khud ko😅😅
She-:nhiji bchi hi hu akkl kha gyi tumhari 😅 ghaas khane
he-:tumhare pyaar mein hora hai aisa
she-:aca kb ayegi akkl pir
he-:shaadi ke baad acho acho ki akkl ajati hai ...meri bi ajegi
She-:krke hi manoge shaadi mtlv
he-:hn shaadi to krni hi hai
She-;aca shaadi ke baad tum niche soge
He-:kon pati niche sota hai
she-:tumne bola ta call pr
He-:deal cancel
she-:acaji
he-:wrna hmare 22 bcho ka kia hoga
she-:wo deal bi cancel
he-:aj to meine nass kaatleni hai dukh mein
she-:nhi pgl aisa ni bolte Mjk mejn bi
he-:apni nhi tumhari wo bi daant se love bite smjhlena isse😅
She-:bs bhyii aj tumne hnsa hnsa ke maardia mujhe
He-:bdla mam bdla mere 22 bcho ka
She-:paida to hone do ...unko pta bi to chlna chye
He-:tumne katal kja hai mere 22 bcho ka unki maa bnne se inkar krke
she-:katal kse hua
He-: sara logic chye...pyaar nj dekhna tumne
she-:ab msg mein kse dekhu
He-:ku mere pyaar ka nsha hogya kia
she-:hn msg bi type ni hore ab
He-:ye pyaar hai paralysis😅
She-:lgra mujhe
He-:kia pyaar ya paralysis😅
she-:dono
he-:asa mt bolo meri kidney mein heart attack ajega
She-:kidney mein heart attck kse
He-:kuki dil to tumhare pass hai na
she-:acaji.
He-:hnji hamein tumse pyaar kitna ye tum nhi jante..
She-:mgr jee nhi skte hnare bina 💚
He-;nhi pgl oxygen ke bina😅
she-:song complete krri hu
He-:mere dil mein aaj kia hai tu khe to men btadu
she-:kia hai
He-:blood😅
she-:😅 thak gyi mein likhte likhte aur hnste hnste
He-:ok by mein tumhe thka hua ni dekh skta
she-:haww mujh lga tum
He-:kia
she-:kucchni gm"
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How to chat with girl on whatsapp-:
He-:hi
She-:whoz dis
He-:vo xodo ek baat btani hai apko
She-:bt matter kia hai
He-:anything which occupy space is called matter😅
She-:hahahha chemistry wala nhi.
He-:to english wala btau
She-:apna nam btao phle
He-:ek shart pe
She-:kia
He-:uskw baad ye ni puchoge ki no. Khase mila
She-:ok
he-:ranveer
She-:singh
He-:tumhari kismat mein singh ni
She-:aca mera no. Khase mila
He-:somvar ke vrat se
She-:aca vrat rkhne se no. Milta hai😅
He-:hn pure sche mnn se rkho to
She-:kitne rkhe te
He-:1600
She-:ab seriously btado
He-:chlo fir hospital
she-:hahaha to Aisa kro mjak mein hi btado
He-:to comedy circus chlo
She-:ye sb baaton ka jwab phle se soch ke aye ho kia
He-:ab sb expected baatein bolre ho kuch alg bolo
She-:kia bolu
He-:i like u boldo meine expect ni kia bilkul bi haaha
She-:i hate u
he-: ye bi expected tha
She-:to mein aisa krti hu aapko block krdeti hu
He-:hahaha ye unexpected tha
she-:acaek baat btao sch mein koi baat btani thi kia apko
He-:hn
She-:kia
He-:mujhe ek secret mila hai ki tunhara dil chori hone wala hai mujhe dedo mein smbhal lunga
She-:😅krke to dikhae koi chori
He-:dhoom 2 ki trh hojaega ...tumhare dil ki jgh koi dusra dil rkhlega
She-:dusra dil kiska
He-:apna chod du kia
She-:tum reh loge bina dil ke
He-:hahaha tunhara hai na wse shi se to blood pump krta hai na
She-:hahaha agr ni krega to
He-:to fir mujhe steel ka lgana pdega
She-:to pir mera dil to mere pass hi rhega na kuki tum steel ka lga rhe ho
He-:mtlv ab shreef ldka dialouge bi ni maar skta
She-:shreef aur tum
He-:hn log meri sharafat ki ksm khate hai
She-:kon hai wo log
He-:hai nhi the jhuthi ksm khaenge to bchenge thdi
She-:hahaha aca krte kia ho wse
He-:mein berozgari ko enjoy krta hu
She-:hahahaha
He-:yr ek kaam tha apse
she-:kia
he-:helmet chye kuki jbse aapko dekh mera dil 200km ki speed se daud rha hai khi accident na hojae
he-:mujhe lga serious kaam hoga dont wrry hm bcha lenge apko
He-:aap kattpa ho jo bahubali ko bcha loge
She-:bahubali aur tum
He-:kattapa ar tum hn bilkul tum
She-:wse meine aajtk kisi unknown se baat nu ki
He-:ab mein hu hi itna masoom
she-:kud tareef krlo apni
He-:ek baat clear krni hai mujhe wse
She-:bolo
He-:hum sirf dost rhenge uske age kuch mt sochna
She-:ye to mera dialouge tH😅😅
He-:dsti mein tera mera kuchni hota
She-:hahaha dp mein pic apki hau
He-:hnji smart lgra hu na
she-:bilkul bi ni
He-:aapki dp mein apki pic nhi hai nA
she-:meri hi hai
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"how to chat with a girl on whatsapp-:
She- hi
He-hnji
She-kse ho
He- bdia
she- me bi bdia
He- aca mein bi bdia tu bi bdia
She- aja shaadi krle sawaria😅
He-photegi pir phul jhadia ,bdia bdia
she- haha aur kia krre ho
He-soch rha hu
She-kia soxhre ho
He-:kash koi mere pass bi ata blank chack deta aur bolta nikl jao meri beti ki zindagi se
She- uske lie gf bnani pdegi pehle hahahh
He- gf bnna bhut mushkil kaam hai aap tution dedo
She-apko kia jrurt apse to koi bi impress hojaegi
He-acha wo kse She-bs aise hi
He-Mjk mt kro thdi tips dedo
She-muje ni ata yr
He-to sath mein sikh lete hai😅
She-hehhe, flirt krna to aa hi gya apko
He-hnj wo to sikhna hi pdega wrna shaadi kse hogi
She-acaji
He-hn yr,aur mere papa ka koi amrish puri jsa dost bi ni hai jo mere papa ko bole ki is dosti ko rishtedari mein badl dete hai
She-😀to papa ko bolo bnae friend
He-hn ab papa se hi tips leni pdegi gf bnane ki
She-aca mummy papa ki love marriage hai kia
He-love+arrange
She-aca
He-and aapke
She-arrange
He-oho mtlv ap bhi khandan ki parampra ka palan kroge
She-nhi muje to love marriage krni hai
He-uske liye love to krlo phle
She-vo to hogya
he-kisse
She-apse
He-😅mjk aca krte ho
She-thnks
He-wse aap mere lie ho jra hatke apko dekh kr lgte hai 440 volt ke jhtke
She-hihi dinner hgya
He-nhi abi ni
She-aca wse shaadi ki itni jldi ku hai apko
He-baghwan ja dia sb kuch hai bs kaam hai to uski jo kahe chodiye na maaji dekhlegi😅😅
She-hahaha kha se late ho itni funny baat
He-schi yr bore hojata hu ghr pe sochra hu shadi krlu tang krta rhunga pir wife ko dinbhr
She- aca to tang krne ke loye chye apko wife
He-hn pyar se preshan krna hai mujhe
She-hihi
He-aur mai prestige se bi inkar ni krta
She-mtlv
He-are jo biwi se kre pyar wo prestige se kse kre inkaar
She-😅😅 Wse jisse apki shaadi hogi wo bhut lucky hogi
He-thnks ji
She-wse apki gf ni thi phle
He-ek din aryabhatt meri gf ki ginti krra tha to us din 0 ki khoj hui
She-😅😅
He-suno
She-sunao
He-mt dekh hasina mujhe hnste hnste
She-wah wah
He-mere dost bde kamine hai Keh denge bhabhiji namsteðŸ˜
She-hahaha ab ap suno
He-sunao
She-mana ki ham mohbbat ka izhar nhi krte Iska mtlb ye nhi ki hum pyaar nhi krte
He-wah wah itna bi mt ghuma ae zindagi sheher ja shayar hu Koi mrf ka tyer nhi
She-hihi Na pimple wala na dimple wala mujhe to chye simple wala
he-kaha se copy kia
she-statua dekha ta ek ka
he-aca ab by
she-kuji
He-assignment ba rha hu
she-aca ek baa bolni hai
He-hnji
She-i like u
He-😅😅"
Pick Up Lines
"Cheater girlfriend message After 2 yrs-:
She- hi
He-whoz dis
She- pehchana
He-mein koi adhaar card bnane wala thodi hu
She-muje lga no. Save hoga.
He-hota to ku puchta mein, mujhe question question khelne ka shauk thodi hai
She-mein tumhari gf Jo 2 saal phle thi
He-aca tum
She-abi bi nafrat krte ho
he-nhi muje nafrat kisi se ni hoti
She-but muje apko sorry bolna hai
He-ku
She-apko bi pta hai
He-muje kuch yaad ni.
She-sch mein
He-hn mein logo ki trh jhuth ni bolta
She-😞kaise ho
He-massom hu islie log bewkoof bnadete hai
She-yr plz maf krdo na mein guilty feel krri hu
He-but mein kuch feel ni krra hu
She-i knw , kia krre ho
He-apni life aur wife ke sath enjoy krra hu
She-wife😨shadi kb ki tumne
He-hn to tumhe kia lga tumhara intezaar krunga
She-yr muje yakeen ni hora
He-to mt kro
She-nam kia hai uska
He-konsi wali ka btau
She-kia mtlb
He-mtlv bhut sari hai
She-kia bol rhe ho
He-hn bur bmw meri fab wife hai
She-aca car ki baat krre
He-hn kuki car dhoka nj deti
She-yr plz i m sorry
He- srry mt bolo ulta mujhr to tumhe thanks bolna chye
She-ku
He-kuki tumhare jane ke baad mein life mein kuch kr paya hu
She-iska mtlv mein mnhoos thi
He-hn bol skte hai😄
She-is joke pr hnsi ni ayi muje
He-ur problem then
She-ek baat puchni tu call kr skti hu
He-nhi busy hu abi aise hi bol lo
She-kia hum Pirse dost bn skte hai agr apko problrm na ho to
He-dost ku bhai bnalo mujhe koi dikkt ni bs cadbury celebration ka dbba ni dunga
She-bhai wale karm ni the tumhare
He-meine to karm kie the but tumne to kaand kie
She-yr situation aise thi mein kuch smjh ni payi
He-to mein kuch thdi bolra
she-aca abi gf kon hai He-bmw wife hai to gf ki kia jrurat
She-mtlv koi ni hai
He-bola to bmw hai
she-ok uske alawa koi nj hai na
he-nhi
She- buisness ksa chlra hai
He- aca hai
She-aur kia krre abi
He-kchnj wse 2 saal baad kse yaad ayi
She-yd to phle bi ati ti but smjh ni ata ta kse baat kru
He-to ab kia tutuion lr kr aayi ho
She-itna rudely. Baat mt kro phle kitne pyaar se jaan jaan bolte the
He-yaad ni
she- mujhe yaad hai sb jb aapane propose kja ring di thi Bdy celebrate kia mera Sath meun kitna hapy rehte the hum
He-ye sb meine kia tha aur tumne kia kiya ta.
She-mai bi apse pyaar krti thi
He-tbi insult ki meri
She-yr gussa agya tha
He-tik hai ab msg ku kia
She-mujhe guilt feel hua apse mafi mangni thi
He-tik hai krdia maaf ab msg mt krna by
she-yr i knw ap bhuy gussa hongee but mai kia kru maaf krdo mujhe aur wps phle jse baat krlo Kuch to bolo yr
She- gm"
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"Cheat girlfriend message me after 2 year part (2)-:
She-gm ,hi
He-bar bar msg ku krri ho
She-kuki mujhe apse baat krni hai
He-koi fyda ni mein life mein aage badh chuka hu aur tum bi aage badh gyi thi na
She-yr a realize hota hai wo sb meri glti thi
He-ku usse bi breakup hgya
She-vo to 1 month baad hi hgya tha
He-hn to ab bi bhut mil jaenge tumhe
She-but aapse better ni milega
He-vo phle ki baat ti but ab kisi se koi mtlv ni mujhe
She-yr 1 chance to milna chye na
He-yad kro meine kitna mnaya tha tumhe meri to bs itni glti thi ki mujhe sach pta chl gya tha
She-yr mein hr ek glti manne ko tyar hu Meine aapko cheat kia Bt ab mein maafi chahti hu
He-ye baat breakup ke 2 month baad bi bolte to khushi khushi accept krleta..but ab 2 saal baad koi mtlb ni insbka
She-i knw apki jgh jo bi hoga gussa to krega hi
He-gussa nhi hai bd mujhe tumse koi matlab ni rkhna
She-mein ye ni kehri ki phle jaise pyaar kro pr atleast friend bn jao
He-nhi bs aur mujhe pta hain tumhe mujhse kbi pyaar tha hi nhi
She-yr asa mt bolo 3 saal tk sath the hum
He-pyaar kia hota to ase cheat ni krti tum
She- sch mein yr yakeen kro
He- srry ab yakeen ni kr skta
she-yr apko gussa krna hai kro pr ye mt bolo ki pyaar ni kia meine
He-muje ni pta kia tha wo...bs bdi mushkil se us stage se bahar aya hu ab Pirse ni pdna in chkkr mein
She-pyaar mt kro as a friend rehlo
He-nhi bs
she-tik hai to ase hi gusse mein baat krlo
he-ku krri ho asa kia milega mujhse baat krke
She-muje bhrosa hai aap maan jaoge ek din
He-asa kbi ni hoga
She-yr ek baar call kru he-nhi
she-plz Reply krdia kro
He-mujhe bi psnd ni kisi ko ignore krna pr krna pd rha hai Kuki mein ab khush rehna chahta hu
She-yr ab mai badl gyi hu
he-han tum girgit ho na islie rang bdlte rehte ho
she-kia meri glti ki koi saza nhi hai
He-meine tumhe maaf krdia haitumhe realization hgya glti ka wohi bhut hai
She-to pir baat krlo usme kia problem hai
He-ab mein apne buisness pe focus krra hu mujhe koi distraction ni chye
She-yr mein distract ni krungi
he-yr mujhe aca nhi lg rha koi mujhe itna insist kr rha hai bt mna kr rha hu
she-thoda time to nikal lena mere liye
he-ok she-thnks
he-but promise kro friend isse aage kuchni
She-hnji
He-n agr mujhe lga mein distract hora hu to baat ni krunga
she-OHk
He-tumhe mere youtube channel ke bare mein pta hai
She-nhi konsa channel
He-youtube mein channel hai mera relationship se related
She-aca mujhe bi dekhna hai
He-hn to usme chatting ki video bi dalta hu
She-aca kse chatting.
He-jaise tum aur mein krre hai
She-isko bi daloge kia
He-hn i want permission
She-yr aisa mera naam Dikhega to thik ni lgega
He-wo mein hide krdunga
SHe-ok pir
He-yhi sazza hai tumhari
She-manzoor hai"
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Cheat girlfriend message after 2 year part(3)-:
She-gm
he-gm
She-sad emoji
He-?
She-kse ho
He-ku
she-ase hi
He-ok
she-yr jb maaf krdia to ignore ku kre ho
He-nhi kr rha hu She-bhle hi thdi der krlo baat pr rudely mt kro
He-to wse kaunsa mrin pure din baat krne wala hu
She-aj sham ko free ho kia
He-ku diwali offer chal rha hai jo free honga
She-AXA to milne ki feee chye He-hn 10k per hour +gst
She-ok 1 hr ki fee lelena
He-cash ya paytm
She-cash jab milne aoge
He-nhi jrurt ni mujhe
She-i knw but fir bi aajao na
He-nhi busy hu
She-free kb ho
He-free kbi ni honga hmesa expensive rhunga
She-to koi discount offer hi btado
He-faltu ke joke mat maro psnd ni hai mujhe
She-apse hi sikha hai😞
He-joke to meine sikhaya pr dhoka kisne sikhaya
She-yr plz wo baaten mt bolo bura lgta hai
He-aca jb diya tb socha mujhe ksa lgega
She-srry bt miss krti thi apko Gn tcr
She-Gmji
He-gm
She-hi Yr aap baat ku ni krre ho Nhi krni to btado yes or no
He-yes
She-ok ab nhi krungi prshn kaise pathar dil hogye ho Syd meri hi glti hai Smjh gyi hu mein Ap meri kismat mein nhi ho Mai kuch bi krlu aap nhi manoge Khyl rkhna apna
He-ok
She-by
He-by
She-hoske to maaf krdena Dubara apki life mein ayi
He-ok
She-hi srry dubara msg kia apko
He-its ok
She-i miss u
He-AXA
She- apko yaad hai kl kia hai
He-kaise bhul skta hu sunday hai
She-mera bdy hai yr
He-oh hn
She-so i just want to see u tommorow ap milna mt bs dikh jana
he-ku kidnap krwana hai mera
She-i miss u yr Itni request kisi se ni ki Jitna apse ki hai Btao aaoge milne
He-kiss time
She-ADT ni gyi apki kis ko kiss bolne ki
He-ok shaam ko dekhta hu
She-plz pkka ana
He-mujhe to drr lgra khi kidnap na krwado mera
She-itna to yakeen hoga
He-just kidding
She-thnks ajana ap jaha bologe wha ajaungi
He-ok
She-and srry apko disturb kia
He-no pblm
She-gm
He-gm and hpy bdy
She-thnku kis time aaoge
He-shaam ko
she-pkka aoge na
He-hn
She-thnk n kitne bje aaoge
he-srry nhi apaunga
She-plz yr asa mt bolo
He-are dnt be sad aaunga mjak krra tha
she-kha pr milna hai
He-clock tower ke pass CCD hai wha
She-aca jha phle bi jate the
He-hn whi
She-ok Kaha ho paunch gye ghr
He-hn
She-thnku mein bhut khush hu aj itne time baad apse milkr
He-aca
She-apko ksa lga
He-aca lga mujhe yakeen ni hora tum wohi ho jisko msg krke mrr jata tha mein aur uska reply ni ata tha
She-nhi ab wse ni hu...and gift ku ni lia apne
He-bdy tumhara tha gift mein kese leta and mein kuch laya bi ni tha tumhare lie
She-muje kuch ni chye apse me bht pyar se gift lai ti liye yr
He-nhi le skta tha n thnku tumne itna soch and bdy tumhara tha party tumhari thi pir gift bi mein lu ye aca ni lgta
She-koi ni smbhal ke rkhungi mein
He-thnku and srry rude behave kia tumhare sath
She-its ok mein deserve krti hu itna
HE-hn but ye mt sochna ki hum phle jse baat krenge
She-hnji Lgta hai sogye ap Gn
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"cheater Girlfriend message after 2 year part(4 )-:
She- good morng
He- gud morning
She- kese ho
He- cool hu qki sardia chl rhi h...garmio m hot hua krta tha
She- acha g
He- hmmm
She- hii ...ek baat btani thi
He- hnji btao
She- mere liye rishta aya h
He- are wah...congratulations
She- yr muje shadi mhi krni abhi se
He- han to shadi konsa aj hori h...6-8 mahine to lg hi jaenge
She- tab b nhi krni h unknown se
He- shuru m sab anjan hi hote h...bad m sab ek dusre ki jan bn jate h
She- hn but nhi bnana muje koi jan...koi idea do na ghrwalo ko mna krne k liye
He- ghrwalo ko boldo mera bf h
She- acha to ghrwale bolenge...usse milwa hame...tab
He- to kisi ko b kiraye ka bf bnalena
She- kisko bnau
He- koi frnd hoga tumhara
She- ab to bs ap hi ho
He- muje kiraye ka bf nhi bnna
She- to permanent bn jao
He- ek bar bn chuka hu
She- tab ki baat kux or thi...ab to direct shadi krenge
He- acha muje abi 6 saal se phle shadi nhi krni h
She- tum ha to kro 6 saal wait krlungi
He- acha
She- han fir ghrwale b kux nhi bolenge na
He- ye nasha konsi bhang pine se ata hai..muje bhi btao m bhi try krunga
She- ye to pyar ka nasha h
He- agr ye nasha 2 saal phle hota to abhi tk humne 22 bcho ki ipl team launch krdi hoti
She- 2 saal m 22 bche...ye takat konsi bhang pine se ati h .muje b btado m b try krung
He- hahahahah bhut tez hogyi ho...bach kr rhna padega
She- Fir b 2 saal m 22 bche kese
He- hame to koshish krni h baki bhgwan k upar h sab
She- to ab shadi krlo next year ek team to launch kr hi denge
He- kisi or company ki team bnwao fir mere bche or tumhare bcho k bich match krwa lenge‚
She- nhi team to apki hi company ki hogi
He- acha mujse hi shadi q krni h
She- yr ap jesa ladka muje kahi or nhi milega
He-amazon pr try kro kya pta mil jaye
She- nahi milega
He- bta do na q.tareef sunne ka man krra h yr🤣
She-han to ap ho hi tareef k layak...koi nasha nhi krte..kisi k sath kabi bura nhi krte..sabki respect krte ho....or cute b ho
He- ese hi tareef krti rahi to m impress ho jaunga
She- acha fir to daily tareef krungi
He- vese itna sab pta tha to phle xod kr q gyi
She- yr tab m bchi thi na....now i m a mature girl
He- but muje to dil se bchi hi psnd h...jiske sath mein aao milo silo.salo.khel saku
She- Apke liye bchi bn jaungi
He- sry bchi k shaadi shadi krna gair kanuni h
She- kya yr krdi na advocate wali baat
He- hn to advocate Hi hu
She- jb pati bn jaoge tab patio wali baat kroge ns‚
He- han
She- schi
He- hn but apni wife se
She-,kon hogi vi
He- bs exam form niklane wale h
She- acha form bharne k bad kya krna hoga
He- intezar krma hoga
She- kb tk
He- next janam tk
She- is janam ka form btado
He- vo to pichle janam m hi set krdia h
She- kiske sath
He- bmw k sath
She- acha...yr sch m rishta aya h
He- to dekhlo ladka psnd aye to ha krdena
She- muje usse shadi nhi krni h
He- q koi or psnd h kya
She- han
He- muje btao m setting krwa dunga
She- krwa do
He- kon h ladka
She- vo 2 saal phle mera bf tha fir hum alg ho gye....ab vapis usse baat ho rhi h...btao kese impress kru
He- uske liye sbse phle ek takia lo...ek kambal lo...light off kro...n so jao or sapne dekho
She- m khuli ankhon se sapne dekhti hu
He- but m sote hue dekhta hu...so ab sone do..gn
She- suno
He- bolo
She- sapno m aaoge na
He-nhi aj mne africa jana h
She- aftica q ameruca chle jao
He- africa m coal.mine kharidni h to America q jau
She- m b ari hu apke sath africa
He- q
She- jha ap vha mein
He- q
She- qki i l... U
He- timepass na maro....gn
She-gn"
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Cheater girlfriend message after 2year part(5)-:
He- hii..ap dav m pdhte ho na
She- nhi to
He- mne kl apko dav k bhar blue suit m dekha tha
She- m suit hi nhi phnti
He- yr esa mat bolo....bhut mushkil se dhunda h apko fb m
She- koi or hogi shyd
He- pkka ap nhi the
She- nhi
He- acha....kya ap meri help kr skte ho
She- kya help He- yr vo bilkul apke jesi dikhti h
She- acha
He- mne kl phli bar dekha usko tabse dimag m vhi ghum ri h
She- acha
He- hn yr muje usse pyar sa hogya h...bhut man krra h usse baat krne ka
She- to kr lo
He- yr kesw baat kru bhut dar lgta h
She- are isme darne wali ky baat h
He- directly ja kr i love u boldu use...kahi maregi to nhi
She- i lv u bologe to maregi hi
He- fir ky kru yr ap b ladki ho kux idea do na
She- phle frnd bnao use
He- frnd bnane k liye b to baat krni padegi yr...kese kru
She- propose mat krna...bs hlo bol kr baat krlena..fir num mang lena
He- ok...ty yar...ap bhut ache ho vrna aj k zamane m to koi relpy b nhi krti
She- welcm
He- vese apka bf bhut lucky hoga
She- mera koi bf nhi
He- brkup hogya kya
She- nhi m bf nhi bnati
He- mtlb aj tk apne koi bf nhi bnaya
She- nhi muje ye sab psnd nhi h
He- wow yr apke jesi innocent ladki mne aj tk nhi dekhi...jisne koi bf nhi bnaya ho..
She- thanks
He- vese apko proposal to bhut sare ate honge.
She- hn ate h
He- apko koi psnd nhi aya kya
She- nhi yr m in sab chkkr m nhi padti
He- vese kya ap meri frnd bn skti ho
She- han ok
He- thanku...vese ek baat bolu
She- han bolo
He- ap b bhut cute ho.
She- hn vo to muje pta h
He- konsi cream lgate ho...m soch raha hu ki m b vhi cream lgana shuru krdu
She- hihi..m cream nhi lgati
He- muje to lgta h blavk n white pic m b ap colorful lgte honge
She-han apko kese pta
He- vo m adhar card ki pic bnata hu na
She- acha or kya bnate ho
He- wedding card b bnata hu
She- flirt krne ki practice ke rhe ho kya
He- han apko kese pta
She- abhi tk bhut normally puch rhe the na
He- thodi or practice krlu
She- hihi
He- acha ek baat to btao...jese ladke ladki ko dekhke bolte h vo teri bhabhi hh....kya ladkia b bolti h...vo tere jiju h
She- m to nhi bolti
He- hn ap to innocent ho
She- acha g
He- vese m soch rha hu usko ye wala dialog boldu
She- kons
He- tu meri drink...m tera chakna...i love u bby apna khyal rkhna.
She- drink n chakna...ladke esi hi baatein krte h kya
He- nhi hum bolte h....aww dikha teri nail polish kitni cute h
She- haha...vese lga nhi tha ap itna bolte honge
He- are yr mne apne babaji se sikha h
She- kon h vo
He- babaji ka naam h suryavansham
She- kaha k baba h ye
He- ye sony max k baba h
She-haha...ese hi baat krna impress ho jaegi vo
He-kahi vo impress na ho n ap ho jao
She- mera to impossible hai
He- koshish krne walo ki kabi har nhi hoti
She- kabi kabi ho jati h
He- har k jitne wale ko hi lover khte h
She- us ladki ka kya hoga fir
He- ye sare dialog usi ko to marunga kl
She- acha or agr vo kl nhi mili to
He- to m parso fir jaunga
She- parso b nhi ayi to
He- yr esa mat bolo..uske bina nhi ji skta m
She- muje lgta h kl nhi aegi vo
He- apko kese lg rha
She- kya pta vo us clg m na pdti ho
He- esa nhi ho skta vo muje pkka milegi
She- acha
He-han mne to uske sath bhagne k liye shoes bhi kharid liye hai
She- acha to usko bhgane ka irada hai
He- hn court marriage kru ya fir mandir mein krlu
She- haha...sidha shadi kroge
He- han m timepaaa nhi krta
She- or agr vo ladki krti hogi to
He- dekho yr jo bolna h muje boldo...uske bare m nhi sun skta m
She-acha itna pyar....sirf ek bar to dekha h
He- han to ab to zindagi h vo meri
She- acha
He- han usne to meri kismat hi bdl di h
She- vo kese
He- koi lottery ka ticket liya tha...vo jeet gya m
She- acha
He- han pure 21 rs nikle h
She- haha
He- wahi 21 rs pandit ko de kr shadi kr lunga
She- acha or agr us ladki ka bf hua to
He- to brkup krwa denge
She- acha vo ladki m hi thi
He-ab mzak mat kro yr...ap hote to fir jhut thodi bolte
She- pink bag tha na uske pas He-han..sch m ap the kya
She- han He-abe yar ab mera kya hoga
She- bhgane wale ho na ap muje
He- nhi m to april fool bna rha tha
She- acha fir new shoes ka kya hoga
He- use phn kr m marathon m bhag lunga
She-haha
he- vese apne bola tha us ladki ko frnd bnakr numb mang lena
She-han but vo ladki m hu na
He- han to numb kese mangu ab
She- 9****0
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cheater girlfriend (final part)
She- hii
He- hii
She- yad nhi ayi meri
He- 2 saal phle bhut ati thi ab nhi ati
She- acha..meri shadi tay hogyi h
He- kab hui
She- 1 mahina hogya h...tabhi apko msg nhi krti
He- oh..congratulations
She- thnx...ek last baat puchni thi
He- hn bolo
She- dekho sab sch sch bolna....vese b ab meri shadi tay hogyi h
He- ok
She- tumne kBi mujse pyar kia b tha
He- ye mat bolo pyr nhi kia tha
She- agar pyar kia hota to itna manane k bad to koi b maan jata...q nhi mane tum
He- tab tumne muje jo hurt kia tha nhi bhul skta hu...n jo insult ki thi meri...vo b nhi bhul skta hu m
She- tb ki glti m manti hu...lekin ek glti to bhgwan b maf krdete h
He- acha tumhe to lga hoga ki mne isult ki or ab isne msg bnd krdia..to mtlb bhul gya hoga ye
She- bhul hi gye the tum
He- acha ab ek baat btata hu...2 min sunlena tab tumhe shyd pta chl jaega ki kya halat thi meri
She- bolo
He- jb tumne muje us ladke k liye cheat kia tha...tab mne tumse baat krne k liye bhut bheek mangi..par tumhe koi fark ni pada..tum to uske 7 khush thi Lekin jab tumne or usne insult ki us din..to mne soch lia tha ki ab chahe mar b jau lekin msg nhi krunga
She- ab yr m us tym k liye sry hi bol skti hu
He- ab puri baat sunlo phle
She- ok
He- tumhare insult krne k bad b...tumhare bina raha nhi jata tha..3 mahine tk roz raat ko takiya k niche mu dabake rota tha taki kisi ko awaz na ajaye..lekin ek din meri mom ne rote hue dekhlia muje or us din meri mom bhut royi..tb muje feel hua ki ek ladki k liye mne apni mom ko rula diya Us din tumse nafrat hogyi...us din k badse kabi nhi roya m..jab muje tumhari yad ati thi to voi wala scene yad ata tha jab meri mom royi thi...or fir gussa ata tha tumpe..ki kya haal bna dia tumne mera
She- yr m unse mafi mang lungi
He- ab koi zarurat nhi h...muje dar h ki meri mom ko pta chl gya tumse baat hoti h..to vo firse roengi Or bhgwan b ek glti maaf krdeta hoga..lekin jiski vjah se meri mom royi h na...m usko maaf nhi kr skta..
She- sorry yar
He- hn to plz na hi kara kro msg
She- thik h nhi krungi...but tumne to sari chat youTube m upload krdi h...to unhe nhi pta chlega kya..
He- meri mom k keypad wale phone m utube nhi chlta h..n mere ghr m kisi ko nhi pta ki mera utube m channel h
She- hn to q krte ho upload fir
He- jb tumne cheat kia tab m akela tha...aj itne sare log h mere 7..to q na btau.
She- muje pta h ye b upload krdoge tum
He- hn 7th part ki demand bhut zyada h Tum dekhti ho kya video
She- nhi muje acha nhi lgta
He- ok...ek bat or bolu M aj b darta hu ki tumse zyada baat kari to tumse kahi firse pyar na hojaye..and m apni mom ko tumharr liye cheat nhi kr skta.. So plz aj k bad se msg mat krna
She- sorry mne tumhare 7 jo kux kia
He- ab sorry mat bolo...qki ab m chahu b to tumhe accept nhi kr skta...so dur hi rho
She- hn but ye glti muje puri lyf yad rahegi
He- xodo bhul jao..shadi tay hogyi h to ab apne pati ko dhoka mat dena
She- nhi hui...bs apka reaction test krne k liye jhut bola
He- hn i Know
She- kese pta
He- m kisi ki b fb id dekh kr DNA match kr skta hu...to itna to pta lga hi skta hu
She- acha kese
He- vo rhnedo..ab by
She- thodi der or baat krlo na
He- nhi bs ab tum dur raho...dono k liye acha h
She- ok..i love you
He- sry...by...good night
She- bye...miss u
He- take care and ab zyada mat sochna is bare m...bs happy rho lyf m...bs yhi chahta hu dil se...
She- thanks ap b happy rhna hamesha
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How to impress a girl on chat-:
She- happy holi
He- happy holi apko b
He- yr apne blue color ka top phna tha kya? mne abhi apko dekha
She- nahi to
He-but bilkul ap hi lag rahe the
She- m to abhi ghar par hi hu
He- acha
She- vese muje kese dekh lia apne
He-han sapne m to dikhte hi the ab jagte hue b dikhme lage ho
She-pyar to nhi hogya kahi
He- pyar hone k liye dilâ¤chahiye and mene to apna dil delete krdia h
She- haha
He- o ladki ankh maare ankh maare
She-apko line b mar sakyi hu m...bachke rhna
He-maar lo yr plz
She- to btao bby kya haal h apke‚
He-apke bina kese hi skte h janu
She-bby abhi tk kha the bore hogyi thi m
He-janu jese sheher m koi maur nhi hota...vese mere sath koi bore nhi hota
She-vo to h bby
He- kasam se tum itne pyar se bby bolti ho na man krta h apne liye diaper kharid lu
She- oh acha agr darling bolungi to
He- m apka pulling ap meri striling to fir janu bolo ya darling
She- wah gazab ho ap
He- thoda gazab apke pyar ne dhaya h or thoda bchpan m humne bourn vita khaya h
She- omg Mera pyar to abhi dekha hi kha h apne
He- pyar dekha nhi jata....pyar ek ehsaas h or apki mmy meri hone wali saas h
She- mast yr
He- thanks
She- khana khalia apne
He- hanji
She- kya khaya
He- chane ki daal.
She- konse chane kaale ya gore
He- gore
She- acha
He- kya janu tum gore or kaale chane k piche padi ho...padna h to mere pyar k piche pado
She-ap hi k pyar m hu bby
He- acha
She- hanji
She- hi kese ho janu
He- bas apki yad m tadap raha tha janu
She- haha fir msg q nhi bheja
He- tadap tadao k is dil se aah nikalti rahi...but msg nhi nikla
She- q nhi nikla
He- vo mobile charge m tha g
She- acha khana khalia apne
He- hnji or apne
She- nahi abhi nhi khaya h
He- acha
She- or janu ap akele sote honge
He- akele kha janu apki yad hoti h mere 7
She- m b apki yaadon k 7 sotu hu or apko miss krti hu
He- hn janu muje kabi kabi hichki ati h..vo tumhare pyar ki miss call hoti h kya?
She- hn mere pyar ki miss call hoti h par janu muje hichki nahi ati iska mtlb tum muje pyar nhi krte
He- janu m isiliye yad nhi krta qki mere pyar ki power kux zyada hoti h...kahi hichki nahi ayi or heart attack agya
She- nahi nahi heart attack nahi aega tum ho na muje bachane k liye
He-janu lover hu doctor nhi...hum lover logo ko miss or kiss krna ata h...injection or operation krna nhi
She- muje miss krna ata h kiss nahi
He- kiss krna sikha nhi jata ho jata h...qki kiss kia nhi jata hojata h
She- apko kese pta
He- vo emraan hashmi or mere birthday m 10 din ka fark h bs isiliye
She- haha
He- hn to apko b sikha dunga
She- muje nhi sikhna
He- ok jaanu
She- bby apne mere status wali pic dekhi h
He- konsi wali janu
She- holi wali janu
He- han janu....holi wali m dekhke apko doli m laane ka man krra h
She- to baby le aao doli m
He- janu doli old hogyi h...car m le aau
She- nahi janu bike m
He- acha g
She- hanji
He- vese aj mzak krne ka mood tha ya muje dekhkr mood bngya
She- aj man tha mzak krne ka
he- acha h
She- hanji
She- hii kya kar rhe ho
He- apki yad m akele jiya nhi jarha to movie dekhne agya
She- konsi
He- kesari
She- kiske 7 aye ho
He- akele
She- muje b bula lete janu
He- muje lga tum nhi aaogi
She- ajati m
He - acha to fir parso dubara ajaenge
She- pkka
He- hnji
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Very lovely chat with girl-:
She- hii kese ho
He-seedhe saral swabhav ka vyakti hu ap kese ho
She- m tedhe swabhav ki vyakti hu
He- haha
She- or kya krre ho
He- traffic jam m fansa hua hu
She- acha
He- hn Tumhare khayalon se dil m traffic jaam hogya h
She- mere bare m itna sochoge to pyar ho jaega
He- muje tumse pyar nhi ho sakta
She- kyu
He- qki ek hi ladki se do bar pyar sirf filmo m hota h
She- acha phli bar kab hua mujse pyar
He- hua hoga to b btaunga thodi
She- acha nhi btaoge to muje pta kese chlega
He- pta chal b lega to konsa tumne accept krna h
She- vo to jab btaoge tab pta chlega na
He- nahi pta krna muje
She- acha
He- waise tum bhale hi mujse dur ho lekin m fir b tumhe dekh rha hu
She- kese man ki ankho se
He- nahi pogo m chota bheem k 7 arahi ho tum...chutki
She- pogo hi dekhte rho..itne bade ho gye ho
He- tumhe dekhne k liye hi dekhta hu
She- acha
He- hn vo chota bheem k chakkar m mat raho..uska rajlumari k sath b chkkr h
She- tum mere bheem se jalte ho na
He- are tum dholakpur walo se kon jalega
She- tum jlte ho nobita
He- abhi doremon k gadget se tumhare bheem k laddu chura lunga
She- chori hi karoge tum
He- hn to shizuka impress ho nhi rhi to kya karu
She- shizuka ko to sunio psnd h
He- us suniyo ne agr shizuka ko hath b lgaya na to us sunio ko itna marunga ki suniyo ki koi sun b nhi paega
She- jiyan btaega tumhe fir
He- ninja hattori se baat hogyi h...jiyan ka viman bna denge
She-haha..jiyan ki bhen se apki shadi krwadu
He-naa usse shadi krunga to motu or patlu ki jodi bn jaegi
She- john banega don
He- jon to chabhi wala don bana rhta h
She- chabhi wala don mtlb
He- mtlb don- key
She- apke sir m to chingam ko bolke nariyal girwana padega
He- are ghasitaram
She- bolo dr. Jhatka
He- ye dr jhatka apko current ka jhatka de denge
She- fir m ben 10 ko bula lungi
He- ruko m apne jadu ko bulata hu fir fight krenge Ohm ohm ohm ohm ohm ohm ohm ohm ohm ohm ohm ohm ohm ohm ohm
She- aya nhi jadu apka
He- jadu pe to apka pyar ka jadu chadha h
She- acha g
He- han g ab kisko bulau
She- power girls ko bula lo
He- na ab m bengali baba ko bulaunga unke pas sare ilaj h
She- hahahaha...thanks yr mera mood thik nhi tha...tumse baat krke fresh feel hora h
He- han go centre fresh kha k baat krra hu na
She- par centre fresh khanr se to zuban par lagam lg jati h
He-hn to hath m thodi lagti h
She- haha
He- tum to centre fruit khati hongi..kesi jeeb laplapayi😂
She-nahi
He- to fir kya khati ho..mu me rajnigandha kadmo m duniya
She- chup pagle
He- hum pgl h to kya hua apkr pyar m h
She- to bolte q nhi
He- kuch jokes smjh jane chiye
She- jokes hi krte rahoge to single hi rahoge
He- agr Seriously propose krne laga to meri biwio ka ek desh ban jaega
She-
He- acha m lunch krne jarha hu...baad m baat krte h
She- ok bye
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unknown girl message me on whatsapp part-:1
She- hi meine aj apko dav m dekha tha
He- hello
She- ap dikhne m to bade cute or shareef lgte ho...par ap ladai b krte ho ye nhi pta tha
He- mere khoon m rbc wbc nhi..lava h
She- acha g par ladai hui q thi
He- ab mere dost se koi gali gali karenga to dhopteinga na usko
She- acha g apke ghrwale itna kharcha krre h or ye tantapa macha rkha h apne
He- yeah yeah nehle pe dehla
She- hnji bole to apun b bhut hard h chote
He- smjh gya chote...vese tumhe mera no kha se mila
She- vo baad m btaungi
He- acha ap kya krre the dav m
She- mai vaha books k liye ayi thi but mne apko dekha vha to fir lga ki ye ladka mne kahi dekha h fir yad aya
He- kya yad aya
She- vo baad m btaungi
He- thik h bye.
She- q
He- vo baad m btaunga
She- acha vese rishte m ap mere senior lgte ho
He- acha mere hi clg m ho kya ap
She- han
He- acha koi dikkat ho to btana...m canteen m bethkr sabke dukh bantne k liye famous hu
She- problem to thi...muje lga senior ho help krdoge but ap to khud hi ladai krre the
He- are madam pdhai m mera hath koi ni pakad skta..aur m ladai chutwa rha tha....shyd apne chashma saaf krke nhi dekha
She- excuse me...m chashma nhi phnti
He- oh sry phna kro fir cute lagogi
She-acha
He- acha btao kya help krni h..I'll try my best
She- oho english google se translate krke dali h kya.
He- tumhe kisi ne supari di h kya meri bezatti krne k liye....ya payment mil rhi h iski
She- han payment mil rhi h or vo h dil ka sukoon
He- dil ka sukun chahiye to ek kaam kia kro
She- vo kya
He- kisi gareeb senior ko...jisko apne ladai chutwate dekha h..musko party dedia kro
She- acha g phli bar kisi gareeb ko fortuner m ate dekha h
He- mere dost ki thi vo....mere pas to ranger h
She- u mean range rover?
He- no i mean ranger
She- ye konsi car h
He- cycle h ye.
She- meri 20 lakh ki gadi m ajaya kro na
He- konsi
She- city bus
He- apki bus h to mera to kiraya nhi lgega.
She- hn conductor ka kiraya thodi lgta h
He- yr apne kha se kia h
She- kya mtlb
He- bezti krne ka course
She- vo bad m btaungi
He- ok by gn
She- kia hua naraz hogye Kya...sry
He- jinke pas nhi hote babu or shona..unhe jldi padta h raat ko sona
She- waha
He- aur sry ki baat nhi m bura nhi manta
She- pura to sunlete m bolri thi ki sry to m bilkul b nhi bolungi
He- are maaf krdo sahab
She- irritate hogye kya..acha sry ab nhi krungi pareshan..vese ap cricket b khelte ho kya
He- nhi m to bs ice pice khelta hu
She- vo i spy hota
He- m hindi m khelta hu na...to hamare liye ice pice hi hota h
She- acha g
He- hn vese clg muje hi dekhne ate ho kya
She- ache or bure log khud nazar ajate h unhe dekhna nahi padta
He- yr tum bezti hi krlo...m chup hu
She- ap kux bol hi nhi sakte
He- bolkr fayda b kya h
She-vese apko pta
He- kya
She- jb shuru m hi do logo m ladai hoti h to baad m ue pyar hojata h
He- suryavansham thoda kam dekha kro
She- haha....vese ek ladki ek ladke ka no leke khud mag krti h....iaka mtlb pta h apko
He- hn us ladki ko nind nhi ati h
She-nhi iska mtlb us ladki ka b koi babu shona nhi h
He- to bnalo or krlo kisi ki zindagi khrab
She- gussa ho kyaa....acha sry
He- nhi gussa nhi hu.....vese tumne abi tk apna naam nhi btaya
She-yr m abhi apko apne bare m kux nhi bta skti
He- thik h fir m b nhi btaunga
SHe- muje sab pta h apke bare m...apki joint family h or ap 2 bhai ho..apke bade bhai air force m h or apki ek bhatiji bi hai or apka birthday b ane wala h next month 14 march ko..
He- muje nhi pta tha mere ghr m koi big boss khel rha h...itna sab kese pta.
She-bs pta h
He- ok smjh gya tum koi ladke ho..or yha pe prank kr rhe ho...ok kha h camera..hello
She-camera apke phone mein hai n mein ek girl hu
He- dkh bhai recharge krna h to ese hi bolde par singke londo ki feeling k sath mat khel
She- kya hogya...god promise m ek girl hu
He- to kon ho tum btao to.
She- ap jnte ho muje ache se
He- naam to hoga kux apka
She- nhi agr naam btaungi to ap baat nhi kroge
He- whatsapp m block kese krte h
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"Love unknown girl meesage me on whtsapp part-:2
She- kya hogya...god promise m ek girl hi hu.
He- to kon ho tum btao to
She- ap jnte ho muje ache se
He- naam to hoga kux apka
She- nahi agr naam btaungi to ap baat ni kroge
He- whatsapp m block kese krte h
She- kyu
He- muje tumhe block krna h but block kese krte h ata nhi
She- plz yar tum muje jnte ho but m naam nhi bta skti
He- are agr m tumhe janta hu to baat q nhi krunga
She- hai kux reason
He- tumne mujse udhar lerkha h kya
She- nhi..jeb m pada cash h apni puri aish h
He- muje lgrha h tum meri firki lerhi ho
She- aisa kux nhi h
He- acha koi hint to do
She-candy crush khel rhe ho kya jo hint chiye
He- tumse baat krte hue dar lgrha h muje
She- q
He- ese hi dil.mu se bhar ara itni zor se dhadak rha h
She- mu bnd rkhi vrna dil gur jaega to hone wali gf ko kya doge
He- are usko to m kidney de dunga qki dil ek h or kidney do
She-haha
he- acha tum khi atma to nhi ho...kahi subah nind khule or pta chle ki raat ko m kisi atma se baat kr rha tha
She- hn chudail hi hu....aao kabi haweli pe So gye kya
He- han
She- to baat krlo sote sote
He- m bina naam wali chudail se baat nhu krta
She- m naam btadungi to ap shock ho jaoge
He- to hone do na hair gel ka kharcha bach jaega
She- hahaha
He- hn
She- or kese ho
He- m to sidhe saral swabhav ka vyakti hu but tum bhut tedhi ho
She- hn tedhi hu tabi to apki hu
He- meri nhi...tum kisi dusre gole se ho
She- hn dusre gole se hu
He- tumhare gole k log b whatsapp chalate h?
She- nhi hamare gole k log apna remotva chalate h
He- are tum pk ho kya
She- are nhi hum to apke h
He- acha tumhare gole k log b kapde nhi phnte honge na
She- gndi baat krte ho....katti
He- katti
She- aam daam tota bole 100 saal ki katti
He- hn bye
She- kya hua
He- katti ho to fir baat thodi krte h
She- hn to gussa hu m...manao muje
He- are yr agr ruthna manana ata to gf ni hoti meri
She- dst k sath b ruthna manana ho skta h
He- are ladko k ese drame nhi hote na....agr ek dost naraz hota h to dusra bolta h ki sale kab tk baap se naraz rahega
she- boys ese hi language use krte h
He- are m to cover krra hu...ek ladki k samne kese baat krni h ye ata h muje
She- i like it
He- are like kro,comment kro,subscribe kro..or instagram m follow b kro...but kam se kam bta to do ki tum ho kon
She-acha phle promise kro baat krna bnd nhi kroge
He- ok promise
She- mne apka no. apne bhai k phone se lia h
He- mtlb tumhara bhai muje jnta hai
She- hnji ap bhut ache se jnte ho use
He- kon h tumhara bhai
She- ye to suspense h
He- are yar tumne kya bahubali or katappa se shart lgayi hai ki tumse zyada suspense m create krungi.
She- hahah....ap guess kro
He- tum doremon ki bhen ho kya
She- nahi
He- fir jiyan ki.
She- nhi yr
He- to meri hi bhen ho kya
She- nhi
He- oh Directly hi boldeti kux kaam tha kya tumhe
She- nhi muje kux kaam nhi tha...m apko like krti hu
He-acha...khana khalia
She- ap plz bhai ko mat btana
He- ok
She- thanks...apne jawab nhi dia
He- kis baat ka
She- i like u
He- tum mere dost ki bhen ho...to uski bhen meri bhen
She- ye koi rule nhi hota...ap ek ache ladke ho isiliye m apko like krti hu...n apne mere bhai k liye b bhut kux kia h
He- to vo dost h mera...tumhe b koi help choye hogu to bolna
She- muje ap chiye
He- plz yr smjho...glat h ye.
She- ap ache ladke ho
He- m acha ladka nhi hu...mera ek youtube m channel b h
She- han muje pta h
He- usme m chatting upload krta hu to acha ladka kese hua
She- ap kisi ko badnaam thodi krte ho....hamari b upload krna m dekhna chahti hu
He- ok but ek shart pr
She- kya
He- tum dur rho mujse
She-nhi i like u
He- vrna muje tumhare bhai ko bolna padega
She- i like u yr
He- gudnight bhut late hogyi h....bye
She- i like u"
Pick Up Lines
Funny whatsapp chat in hindi-:
She- hi
He- hiii
She- pehchana
He- hn ap vhi ho na
She- kon wahi
He- mere mom ki choti bahu
She- na badi hu
He- sorry mere bhai ki to shadi hogyi to vha apki daal nhi galegi
She- meri dal gal chuki h
He- to gali hui dal ab tk khaoge Biryani khalo
She- khane par bula rahe ho to sidha btado..baten q ghuma rahe ho
He- ghuma to apko bike m b sakta hu..lekin ap bhaw khaoge..isliye baatein ghuma rha hu
She- ghumne k liye to yha ana padega
He- apke dil m to phle se agya hu....ab kha ana h
She- milne aa jao
He- milne se yad aya meri mmy ne tumhe chai oe bulaya h
She- q
He- vo shyd meri shadi ka khayal man m aya h isiliye mmy ne meri tumhe chai pe bulaya h🤪
She- haha🤣 Muje lga seriously bol rhe ho....vese m chai nhi piti
He- to fir coffe pine chlogi
She- m coffee b nhi piti
He- pani to piti hongi na
She- han kabi kabu
He- to fir mere 7 bisleri date m chl lena
She- acha g...phle ye btao tum mere liye kya kr skte ho
He- chand tare tod skta hu
She- dukan se bhut chand tare tod lie tumne or kux btao
He- akhrot b tod skta hu.dant se
She- todne k alawa kya kr skte ho
He- isse zyada kya kahu bs itna hi keh skta hu ki agr tumhe kisi pyaz ne rulaya na...to us pyaz ko kat k rakh dunga
She- haha
He- han or sabzi b bna dunga
She- to roti b bna dena
He- thik h tum har month salary de dena
She- hamare ghr m cook already h
He- acha cook h to chota mota pati hi rakhlo muje🤣
She- ap rkh lo muje apne ghr m patni
He- han q nhi bs shadi m 250 crore rupees gift m dedena qki dahej lena to paap h🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She-mangte hi rhte ho...kabhi kux de b dia kro
He- m apko 22 bche de dunga
She- god loge kya
He- god lene se b bche hone lage h koi nayi technology ayi h kya
She- i mean adopt yar
He- apse shadi krke bche adopt krunga to zamana kya kahega
She- 22 bche to mere baske nhi h..kisi or ko dhundo
He- Acha to 10-12 jitne hojaye...baki baad m dhund lunga
She- 22 bcho ka kya kroge
He- 22 bcho ka bhut fayda h....phle schul m din ka khana free....fir manrega m 100 din ki naukri mil jaegi....or fir berozgari bhatta.....aish hi aish
She- itna dimag pdhai m lgaya hota to scientist bn jate
He- han but mera bchpan se sapna tha ki bada hoke husband bnunga
She- acha
He- han to m usi field m preparation krra hu
She- kya preparation chl rhi h
He- preparation to hogyi...abhi apko whtsapp m exam de rha hu..pass hogya to date pr intervuew lelena🤣🤣🤣🤣
She- merit bhut high h
He- koi ni ek post b khali hogi to m set hojaunga🤣
She-post khali nhi h
He- to ap apne bf ko rrtire kab kr rhe ho
She- bf nhi h but post nhi nikli abi
He- koi ni m exam hi esa deta hu ki post nikal ati h🤣
She- haha
He- acha good night
She- itni jldi...abi to 7 baja h
He- bs yhi to dekhna tha ki tumhara baat krne ka man h ya nhi
She-acha
He- vese abhi thoda busy hu baad m baat karen
She- ok bby
He- baby?
She- bye bye bola tha budhhu
He- ok baby bye
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chat with 50 bollywood songs-:
She- good morng
He- good morng
She- hii kese ho
He- tumhaare pyar m sirdard ho rha h
She- dekha kesa h mera pyar...har kisi k baska nhi h jhelna
He- haha...par m fir b tumko chahunga
She- is chahat m marjaoge
He- agr m mr gya to bhula denA muje h alvida tuje
She- muje jina h tere bina i know
He- tere bina jina saza hogya ni sanu ishq tere da nasha hogya
She- tere bin hum jilenge to fir q rahe koi gile
He- dil mile bina hi tutgye haq mile bina hi chut gye
She- hare hare hare..tum to dil se hare
He- are q na koi hare jab tum ho itne pyare
She- thanks Thoda sa dur raho. Hamse..qki hum h kanware
He- acha g Wahtsapp h adhi raat h lagne laga h dar duniya ko bhul jau koi esi baat kr
She- chlo ishq ladaye chlo ishq ladaye sanam
He- subah hone na de 7 khone na de...ek dusre ko hum sone na de...m tera hero
She- jha b m jati hu vhi chle ate ho...bolo tum mere Kon ho
He- teri adaon pe marta hu...love tuje Love m krta hu
She- propose kr rhe ho ky
He- na
She- pyar nhi krna jahan sara kehta h...dil nhi dena jahan sara kehta h
He-koi kux b kehle...ye pyar hoke rhta h
She- oye ladke pyar na kario dil tut jata h Chahat ki baat na kario dil tut jata h
He- pal bhar k liye koi hame pyar krle...jhuta hi shi
She- jhut bole kawa katr
He- are jab pyar kia to darna kya
She- pyar kia nhi jata pyar hojata h
He- to kab ho rha h
She- kbhi nhi kbhi nhi kbhi nhi g
He- bewafa bewafa bewafa nikli h tu
She- acha hum zara sa bewafa kya hue ap to badchalan hogye
He- haha..kudiyo ka nasha pyare nasha sabse nashila h...or m karu to sala character dheela h
She- screw driver se tight krlo
He- jb tum krti ho fight to kese kru apna character tight
She- jha ladai hoti h pyar b vhi hota h
He- fir to m tumhare 7 dangal krne ko tyar hu
She- haar jaoge
He- dil haar gya hu iska mtlb ye nhi ki dangal b har jaunga
She- aa jao fir dangal krte h
He- pyar m jungle m mangal to suna tha...ab hoga dangal m mangal
She- tumhe bada mangl krne ka man hora h🤣
He- ab mangalwar h to.mangal hi krunga na
She- acha shanivar hota to shani krte kya
He- tab b mangal hi krta qki shanivaar raati muje nind nhi ati
She- nind ki goliya khalia kro
He- nhi muje to love dose chahiye
She- love dose to nhi current shock de dungi
He- tumhara pyar ka shock lg chuka h ab current shock se kya darna
She- miloge humko to btaenge...kitni zor ka jhatka lgta h shok
He- arr shok nhi pyar ki baat kro
She- muje kux tumse h kehna
He- keh do na keh do na
She- dil kahe par chup rhna
He- keh do na keh do na
She- chlo g aj saf saf kehti hu...itni si baat h muje tumse pyar h
He- mzak kr rhi ho na
She- nhi pgl i love u
He-ye january ka mahina h April ka nhi....april fool na bnao
She- sch bol rhi hu yr
He- darao mat yr
She- q tumhe m psnd nhi
He- ho but fir b as a frnd hi mzak krta hu m
She- haha m b mzak kr rhi thi..otherwise i hate u from the core of my heart
He- nafrat ki.lathi todo...zid k piche mat daudo...tum prem k panchi ho desh premio ...apas m prem kro desh premio
She- soch rhi hu kya jawab du
He- Socho socho janam hum duniya m q aye
She- tum socho...m to tumhe tang krne k liye ayi hu
He- or m tumhe pyar
She- acha pyar ki baat kro tum dar jate ho
He- vo to m confirm kr rha tha qki muje pta h tum mzak hi krogi
She- acha g
He- hanji vrna jabse tumko dekha h sanam kya kahe kitne h bechen
She- chehra kya dekhte ho dil m utar kr dekho na
He- hn vese b dul scha ir chehra jhuta
She- hn to pdhlo tumhara hi naam likha h
He- acha g
She- hanji
He- ok g ab so rha hu g
She- sone nhi denge tuje sone tujhe denge nhi
He- m fir b sojaunga..m fir b sojaunga...ok gn
She- good ni8
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Whatsapp online funny chat in hindi-:
She- good morning n merry christmas
He- merry christmas nhi marry me hota h pgli
She- I'll think about this...chlo isi bahane tumne propose to kia
He- mere bare m zyada mat sochna...mayke m ata hu...sasural m nhi
She- sasural m ane ki bimmat b nhi h tumhar
He- acha g is baat pe ek sher yad aya
She- sunao fir He- ke arz kia h H ghar h pesa h gadi Sasur g jo boldunga apki beti muje patari
She- tumhe pitungi fir m
He- tumhare hath se to zeher b khalu..pitai kya chiz h.
She- acha ji itna pyar
He- nhi pyar nhi...tumhari property hadapne ki soch rha hu
She- haha ab tumne bata dia h
He- are tum thodi help kro.10% tumhe b de dunga
She- itna acha offer
He- han ese mauke bar bar nhi milte
She- are prabhu charan kha h apke
He- apni hi jgah par h...photo khinch kar bheju..wallpapaer lga dena
She- kya yar tumse nhi jeet skti m
He- q tumhara sabun slow h ky
She- nhi m facewash use krti hu
He- acha muje to lga asian paints lgate ho
She- acha g esa q lga apko
He- bhut pyari ho na isiliye
She- tbhi itni bezti marte rhte ho
He- isi trah apna pyar chupane ki koshish krta
She- acha chupane ki kya zarurat h
He- dar lgta h ki kahi dil ki baat btadi to dosti b na toot jaye.
She- nhi tutegi promise
He- nhi yr
She- acha
He- hn to kya krri ho
She- kux nhi
He- to close up kia kro
She- nhi m colgate krti hu
He- colgate se zyada to tum flirt krti ho
She- acha mne kab ki
He- to krlo na
She- tm hi kro
He- acha to btao fir apne dil m vacuum cleaner lga rkha h kya
She- kya mtlb
He- han bhut saf dil h tumhara
She- nahi roz nhati hu tumhari trah nhi hu
He- yr tum mujse dirty batein krlo m kux nhi bolunga...but sardio k mausam m nhane ki baatein na kro
She- acha g bhut dirty baatein krne ka man hora h
He- haha muje sharm ari h
She- bolo na ab kya hua
He- acha shuru kese krte h
She- muje nhi pta talented to tum ho
He-dekho m swach bharat ko support krya hu...mujse dirty baatein krogi to block krdunga🤣
She- haha...shuru to tumne hi kia ..bhut bhaw khate ho..
He- tumhare hath se to zeher b khalunga bhaw kya chiz h
She- tumhe to 1 din khilana hi padega
He- ab tumne btadia h...letter likh deta hu...meri maut ki zimedar tum hongi
She- mrne ki baat mat kro..hame to sath jina h na
He- to mmy ko boldu..bahu milgyi h
She- hn boldo aunty ko
He- aunty nhi ab mmy bolne ki adat dallo
She- hnji to barat kab lekr arahe ho
He- shub muhurat dekhlo
She- tum deklo
He- muje to sirf gigure dekhna ata h...muhurat nhi
She- zyada figure m dhyan mat do
He- acha g abhi se dant rahi ho..muje brkup krna h
She- nahiiii
He-acha ab bhut mzak hogya nind arahi h muje
She- itni jldi..shadi k bad b wsi sojaoge kya
He- shadi ki baat na kro...m to whatsapp m hi msg bhej kr pregnant kr deta hu
She- haha
He- now gn
She- gn Sd Tk
He- good morng
She- good morng
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"Funny chatting to get a girlfriend-:
she- hi, kya kr rahe ho
he- kuch nhi bs aapke hi msg ka wait krra tha itna time kyu laga diya ji
she- miss kr rahe the to batana tha na ji
he- kaise bataye kyu tumko chahe
she- chaht ko itni bhi kya jldi h
he- jaldi to nhi thi pr jbse aapki dp dekhi tbse bp badh gya
she- aapko meri dp kya midodrine lgti h
he- itne heavy words na bola kro, mere dil ka wait badh jayega
she- wait to pehle se hi badha hai aapke dil ka tbhi to itna pyaar h sbke lie
he- acha ji, vo last time apse flirt krna bhool gya tha to socha aaj flirt krlu
she- to ho rahi hu m alert kro ab flirt
he- jyada nahi krna hoga apko wait... ab krunga aapko date
she- kya chahte ho batado straight
he- phle shaadi ka mandap krna h create
she- waah janab seedha mandap u r gr8
he- apke lie to m shaadi k baad manjlunga plate
she- or fr anniversary pr katega cate
he- hamare bcche schl m use krnge slate
she- ab nhi hoga mujse neglect
he- mne bhi apko krliya select
she- kahi krna den apke ghr wale reject
he- mere pyaar p bhaorsa rkho sab hoga correct
she- there are lot of qus. to erect
he- shaadi k baad apki saree m dalunga insect‚
she- mai sari badmaishe krungi apki detect
he- hone nahi dunga tumhe apne pyaar se distract
she - mere pass bhi h power of attract
he- aapke pyaar ko krlunga collect
she- haha, choti si koshish thi hamari, saath dene k lie, dhnyawaad bari bar
he- ab shaadi ki krlo taiyaari aagyi h hamari baari
she- safal hogye mere vrat somvari
he- waah aap hamari life m aye ho iske lie, ham sada rhnge aapke aabhari
she- phle to same 2 uh phir aajao on ghodi ki sawaari
he- fir ayegi honeymoon ki baari
she- is baat p to mujhe Sharam h aari
he- honeymoon ke baad honge aapke pao bhari
she- aapki baatein h kitni pyaari
he- aapne hi to meri zindagi h sawari
she- aap nahi mile to saari zindagi rahungi kunwari
he- sry for late reply, mummy agyi thi hamari
she- hamari means
he- hamari means meri
she- nhi hamari hi bolo acha lgta h
he- pyaar ka sapna saccha lgta h
she- acha ek baat btao
he- hnji pucho
she- y saari batein dil s bolre the kya
he- haan feeling dil s thi rhyming dimag s ar typing haath se
she- acha
he- hnji baad m baat krte h abhi thda busy hu
she- ok ji bye"
Pick Up Lines
Best instagram chat in hindi-:
She- hi
He- hi
She- kese ho
He- cool hu qki sardia chl rhi h...garmio m hot hua krta tha
She- acha g
He- hnji
She- apki video achi h...mne sari dekhi h
He- kya acha lga apko
She- apko voice
He- yr ap bhut funny joke marte ho...hanste hanste pet dard hogya
She- ni sir apki voice sch m achi hai
He- ab pudin hara ki goli khani padegi
She- to khalo..apko ye joke q lga
He- phli bar bola kisi ne
She- kitna jhut bolte ho sir ap
He- vo subha jhut k paranthe Khaye the
She- acha g kese bnte h jhut k paranthe hame b recipe btao
He- recipe bhi jhuti hi hogi na...qki jhut bol rha hu
She- shi kha
He- to ap bi jhut bolna chahte ho? Jhut k paranthe ki recipe jankr
She- hn jhut bolne ka b apna maza h
He- ye maza kabi saza bn jata h to kabi jine ki vjah bn jata hai.apko konsa option psnd aya?
She- ky baat hai poetry....jine ki vjah wala
He- jine ki vjah chahiye apko
She- hn g Apki to already hai Bmw
He- ap bhi bmw ko hi bnalo
She- ni g muje psnd ni bmw
He- agr ap b bmw ko apni jine ki vjah bnalete to apki or meri jine ki vjah same hojati
She- ni g meri jine ki vjah kux or hhai
He- kya hhai
She- ap ho
He- ese flirt kroge to m impress ho jaunga
She- to ho jao na
He- muje impress q krna chahte ho
She- qki hum apko chahte h
He- esa bologe to apke bf ko bura lg jaega
She- g mera koi bf nhi h
He- itna romantic dialogue to mne aj tk ni suna
She- to impress hojao fir daily sunoge
He- impress hone k liye kya krna padwga muje
She- kux ni bs muje apni hf bnana padega
He- acha to ap gf bnna chahte ho meri...form no. 16 fill krdo
She- dedo...kr dete h...form bharne k bad kya krna hoga
He- token no 302 h apka...ab 302 din k baad interview hoga
She- mtlb ap 301 ladkio ko reject kroge Acha interview k liye kha ana padega
He- vo mere liver left wale chowk se mudkar sidha dil nagar h....vha aa jana
She- acha g apke dil m ana padega
He- han but vha ane k liye ek steel cutter leke ana....vha ka darwaja bnd h
She- to ap darwazA kholdens
He- vha ka darwaza bhar se khulta h...m nhi khol skta
She- to m kholdungi apne pyar se
He- pyar k 7 nimbu mirch ka tona totka b lgana hoga
She- are m apke dil m rahungi to kisi ki nazar nhi lagegi
He- itni romantic baat to mne dusri bar suni h lyf m
She- acha phli bar kab suni Thi
He- bs 4 min phle hi kisi ne ki thi
She- acha kon h vo
He- jo b h bhut sweet h
She- btao kon h...abhi khabar leti hu uski
He- ap reporter b bngye kya..khabar lene lge ho
She- btao kon h
He-nahi bta skta m ni chahta koi use kux kahe
She- acha itna pyar h usse
He- itni jldi ha nhi bolte pgli...bhaw khana padta h
She- jaiye ap usi k pas jisse 4 min phle baat ki thi
He- acha to ap kya chahte ho apke liye use bhul jau
She- ha bhul jao na
He- nhi m use nhi bhul skta
She- to fir mujse q baat kr rhe ho
He- usko bhulna matlb apko bhulna
He- and apko bhulna mtlb
She- mat bhulo hame
He- are yr m koshish krunga...u know i m gajni...15 min baad bhul jata hu
She- koi ni m ni bhulne dungi
He- vese first tym m phli bar kisi se itna flirt kia h
She-are ap ho hi itne sweet ...kya kare
He- sch m sweet hu kya mein
She- hnji..bhut
He- fir to m perfume ki jgah chinti marne wala spray lgaya krunga..kahi sweetness k chkkr m chinti na chipak jaye..
She- hn bilkul
He-
She- honey ki trah sweet ho ap
He- yr darao mat
She- q
He- madhumakhi chipak gyi to
She- chipak to gyu
He- acha kon h vo
She- mein
He- ye tisri bar kisine mujse itni romantic baat kahi h
She-apke liye puri lyf krnge
He- vese mzak krna konse utube channel se sikha
She- g ye mzak ni h
He- acha
She- hnji
He-acha avi busy hu baad m baat krenge
She- ok
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How i impress an airhostess-:
He- hii
She- hii...how r u
He- i m gud n u
She- me to
He- apse milne k bad mne lottery khelna start krdia h
She-ku
He- ab daily flight m jana h to lottery khelni hi padegi na
She- haha vese dis is my 1st tym mme kisi ko no dia
He- mne v first tym hi kisi se no manga h
She- q
He- is q ka jawab ek din zarur dunga
She- ok
He- so next tym flight kha ki hai
She- dubai...day after tomorrow
He- to ap koi concession dilwa do..to m b dubai ghum au
She- concession sirf family member k liye h
He- to kese bn skta hu apka family member
She- next janam m hi bn paoge
He- is janam m koi husband wala offer nhi chl rha h kya just kidding
She- being an air hostess agreement kia h...5 yrs tk no shadi...so not valid for now
He- koi ni g dubai 5 saal bad b chl skte h
She- dubai achi h but zyada nhi ghum pate...qki ek din ka hi stay hota h
He- agr ap kaho to plot kharidlete h dubai m
She- bhut mhnga h vha
He- zyada se zyada apna singapore wala island hi bechna padega
She- acha ap to kehre the ki flight m ane k liye lottery khelni padegi
He- are flight m ane k liye to pese chahiye...joke marne k liye thodi
She- acha g...or konsa joke ata h apko..
He- thodi der m sunaunga g...abhi apko impress krlu
She- what He- are joke tha She-acha.
He- are first tym kisi air hostess se baat krr hu na to khushi m bawla hogya hu
She- isme kya khushi....m b insan hu yr
He- but lgte to angel.....line jolie ho
She- thnk u
He- vese apse baat krne k piche ek lalach h mera
She- kya
He- but jo b krra hu mom k liye krra hu
She- kya kr rhe ho
He- ek din zarur btaunga
She- kab aega vo din
He- jldi aega
She- nhi abhi btao
He- are lalach ye h ki meri mom ko air hostess bahu mil jaegi
She- acha vese ap kya krte ho
He- mai b pilot hu g
She- what
He- han mom dad k pese udata hu
She- haha....sense of humor
He- vo phli bar kisi air hostess se baat krra hu na to khushi khushi m bol rha hu
She- hn i know...bhut khushi h apko
He- hn
She- vese mne itna kam kia h na ap soch v ni skte.
He- are m sochunga to apse baat krne ka mauka kese milega....m to chahta hu ap btao
She- acha g ...xodo kya btau
He- vese itni cute si age m air hostess..itni fast service kese
She- clg k direct bad join krlia tha.
He- wow â¤..vese meri b ek flight h..usko air hostess ki zarurat h
She- kya
He- hn log kehte h ki m car chlata nhi uda deta hu
She- acha fir to ek ride muje b chahiye
He- g bilkul
She- thnk u
He- muje to lgta hai apke bf ne 16 somvar k vrat rkhe honge...tabi apke jesi gf mili hogi
She- i dont have any bf
He- to ab sola somvar k vrat m rkhna shuru kr rha hu..isse phle koi or rkhe
She- haha
He- vese apne flight m vo nhi bola
She- kya
He- sbhi dwar daye se khulege...emergency dwar baye se khulenge..or koi dwar na khule to haridwar m milenge
She- too funny yr nhi mai nhi bolti vo
He- itna bada paap...ruko narak walo ko msg krta hu
She- jldi kro
He- chitragupta ka WhatsApp no nhi chl rha hai
She- q
He- lgta hai jio ka recharge nhi krwaya hoga
She- maybe
He- yamraj ko hi miss call marni padegi ab
She-call hi krlo
He- nhi yr ptani konsi galaxy mai bethe h...call recive krlia to kidney bechkr recive krna padega muje
She- bech dena
He- hn olx mai bech du
She- amazon ki sale m bechdo
He- ab smjh aya ap itna interest q lere ho...yamraj k udan khatola ki air hostess bnna chahte ho na
She- yeah
He- vese aj konsi city mein ho
She- ghr m hu aj
He- dehradun kab aoge
She- q
He-qki kux ladkia hoti h jinko dekhkr man nhi bharta..or vo ap ho mere liye
She-acha aungi to btadungi
He- wow itni khushi muje aj tk nhi hui
She- mein koi celeb nhi hu yr
He- hn but air hostess ho itni pyari si age m
She- haha..age janni h kya apko....21 yrs hai
He-are wah meri 22 hai...lgta h bhgwan kux chahte hai
She-
He- vese mere dil m apke liye bhut respect ari h...qki 21 yrs mein ap job kr rhe ho...baki ladkio ko to bf bnakr cheat krne se fursat nhi h
She- thanks
He- ok g...gn
She- gn tc sd
Pick Up Lines
"How i impress an airhostess part-:2
he- good morning she-gudmrng
he-waise to apki fm hgi
she- fm means he- fly mrng
she - haha fir to aapki bhi BM mrng hgi
he-aap W lagana bhool gye
she- mai kuch nhi bhooli BM means Berozgar mrng
he- to kya hua m berozgari ko enjoy krta hu
she- acha
he- to fr aaj kha jare ho udkr
she- aaj nhi kl jari hu
he- wese mumbai m ho to Ranveer & Deepika ki reception m v aa jana
she- mujhe card nahi aaya
he- oh sacchi m nahi aaya kya
she- aap to ese bol rahe ho jese aapko aya hoga
he- haan aya h na and card m ranveer n likha h ki meli ex ki shaadi m jalul jalul ana
she- haha unki choro apni socho
he- apni kya sochna, mil jyegi muj gareeb ko bhi koi
she- are aaj kl gareeb ko hi to ni milti asani se
he- are mere hi msg ka wait krre the kya
she- nahi free thi abhi he- kyu
she - ladki apne bf m security dekhti h
he- waah bf dekh rahi h ya LIC ki policy
she - kya karein ab yahi sacchai h
he- fir to m bhi ab zameen m rehne wali nahi aasman m rehnw wali pari ko dhundunga
she- acha
he- hnji
she- ar kya krre ho
he- flight book kr raha hu
she- kaha jaa rahe ho
he- jaha aap jaoge wahi jaunga
she- mai to Los Angeles ja rahi hu next week chaloge kya
he- mai lost hota ja raha hu ap Los Angeles ki baat krre ho
she- mtlb
he- apko flight m imagine krke lost hora hu
she- acha ji aap mujhe kyu imagine kr rahe ho
he- are gareeb single insaan flight m airhostess ko imagine kar ke hi khush ho jate h
she- gareeb aur aap
he- single ar aap ye nahi pucha aapne
she- haha
he- waise ek baat puchu
she- haan pucho he- aapko makeup krne m kitna time lagta h
she- m jyada makeup nahi karti bus kajal ar lipstick lagati hu
he- dosto s kuch nahi chupana chiye apni skin ka raaz batado yl
she- are sachi
he- to kya y dudh si safedi nirma s aayi
she- nhi wheel active s
he- acha vo malya vpis kb ayega
she- mujhe kya pata
he- are yl but aap to airhostess ho na
she- airhostess hu income tax officer thdi
he- intelligent wali baat krte ho aap to, aapse jeet pana mushkil h
she- hn nhi jeet paoge
he- mountain dew pee kar try kru
she- hn but jeet nahi paoge
he- apse to m phle hi haar chuka hu
she- kya hare ho
he- kuch nahi ji
she- bolo bhi
he- kuch baatein sahi waqt aane par boli jati h
she - acha
she- Hi
he- hlo ji
she- kya kar rahe ho
he- loan k lie apply kar rahu hu
she- kyu
he- vo apko private plane gift krna h mujhe
she- itna loan kon de raha h apko
he- dost se le raha hu
she- acha kon h apka dst mukesh amban
he- nahi vo to mama ji h
she- to mama G s lelo
he- are 2 ka hi to h mama ji ko kya preshan krna
she- 2 m to plastic ka bhi nahi ayega
he- are m plane ppr ki baat kra hu aapne kya socha
she- mujhe laga aap plastic ka bologe
he- plastic banned h are m environment frndly joke mrta hu
she- acha yl ek baat bolu
he- hn bolo
she- yl mera abhi brkp hua h kuch din phle
he- mujhe laga hi tha
she- kyu he- aapne no jo dediya itni jldi
she- hn
he- kitne time phle hua
she- 15 days horahe h
he- kyu hua
she- yl usse ladai horaki thi to m frnd s baat krri thi
he- acha
she- hn uske baad usne sry bola socha thda ar preshan kru
he- acha fr
she- to usko gussa aagya mne bhi gusse m ake baat bnd krdi mko laga manaega vo
he- kitne time ka rltn tha
she- 2 yrs ka
he- acha ek baat boluu
she- hnji bolo
he- aap pyaar krte ho usse
she- hn krti hu
he- to bat krlo usse
she- ye itne din hogye ab baat krega vo
he- ho skta h wo waot krra ho apke msg ka, so ek try kro ho skta h thode bhav khyw vo bt ap manaoge to maan jyega
she- yl agr m msg krungi to bhav bd jynge uske
he- ar usne kbhi mag nhi kia to
she- yl esa mt bolo
he- agr aap apne bf ko chor k kisi ar baat kroge to gusaa to aywga hi
she- hn y to h to kya bolu use
he- miss u likhdo
she- nahi y thda jyda hojyega
he- kaise ho likh do
she- ruko abhi msg krti hu
he- ok
she- thanku so much maaf krdiya usne mujhe
he- wlcm
she- m 15 din s preshan thi bs aap aye ar sab thik hogya
he- are m jis ldki s baat krta hu uski shaadi tk ho jati h patchp to door ki baat h🤣
she- bt mera ptchp to aapne hi krwaya h
he- aap use pyaar krte ho vo aapse pyaar krta h m kyu galat kru aapkw saath
she- aap bht achw insaan ho next time mein jb dehra doon mein. milne aana pkka treat meri trf s hgi
he- hnji now gud night"
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"Ldki kaise ptaein part 1-:
He-: Hi.. aap DPS mai padhte ho?
She-:Nahi kyun?
He-:kuki mai bhi nahi padhta or kahn kahn nahi padhte aap??
She-:mai doon internatinal me padhti hun
He-:acha ji mai wahan bhi ni padhta
She-:to khn padhte ho aap?
He-:mai uttaranchal university me padhta hun
She-:okay
He-:meri mast wali frnd bnogi
She-: hmm
He-:kaunsi class mai padhte ho aap
She-: me in 12th and uh?
He-: mai 1st yr b.tech
She-: axa
He-: stream kya hai aapki
She-: science PCB
He-:12th k baad kya karogi?
She-: medical ki preparation
He-:axa to aap nurse bnogi?
She-: nhi pgl doctor
He-:axa pgli mai bhi mzaak krra tha... pehle socha compounder bolu par tum naraz na ho jati to
She-: itna mt socha kro itni jaldi ni hone wali me nraaz
He-:tum T.V dekhti ho?
She-:hn kbi kbi dekh leti hun
He-:axa to mera tv khraab ho rkha h dekhdo
She-:hn le aana ... saare parts alg kr k de dungi
He-:axa ji le aunga
She-: hm
He-:tumhe ABCD ati h
She-:mtlb???
He-:kaunsi wali aati hai chooti waali ya badi waali
She -: dono aati h
He-:kyunki pagli 'H' k baad 'i' ata h 'm' nahi
She-:axa pagle
He-: tumhari family m koi doctor h kya
She-: nahi me 1st bnugi
He-:kaunsi dr. Bnogi... ortho ya dentist
She-:heart specialist
He-:sahi h dil todne wali toh bohot h pr aj pehi baar dil jodne wali bhi mil gai Shgaikisne toda aapka dil
He-:aapne
She-:axa ji... mene toh abi joda b ni
He-:to feviquick kharid k de deta hun ... jod do
She-: hihihihi.... btao na kisne toda
He-:meri ex gf ne
She-:bt why
He-:khti h mai koi bhi bf 3 mahine se jada nahi chalatii
She-:asa kha usne
He-:han yr sab ladkiya asi hi hati hai
She-: sab nhi hoti atleast me toh bilkup b ni hun asi
He-:sax me kya Shkya han ji
He-:to aapne apne bf ka dil nahi toda
She-:mera bf hi ni h... to todungi kese
He-:chlo jo pta krna tha kr hi liya
She-:axa dierct hi piluch lete
He-: hn axi frnd ho kahi flrt smjh k naraz ho jati to me kya krta
She-: ni hoti me naraz don't worry
He-:bht kam ladkiya hoti haintumhari trh ... ni to sab nakhre wali hain
She-: thanks"
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Ldki kse ptaein part-:2
She-thnks apki kaunsi branch hai b.tech mein
he- computer sciencebut b.tech mein ghrwalo ke khne pr kr rha hu
She-aca to kia krna hai apko
He-buisness
she-kiasa buisness
He-mai car ka showroom kholna chahta hu
She-uske liye to bhut paise lgenge
He-nhito
She-to free mein khologe
He-are mai online kholonga uske liye bs ek website chye aur ek car company se baat krni hogi to jb hamein order milega wo hum company ko dedege aur car khrid lenge
She-good yr idea new hai
He-hn buisness aca krna hai to idea new hona chye Tumko kia lgta hai chal skta hai buisness
She-hn pkka
He-gm Kbi khud bj krlia kro msg
She-mai kia kru
He-dil ni krta apka mujhse baat krne ka mera to bhut krta hai
She-apne dil ko contrl mein rkho
He-koi pblm aa bi gyi to kia dikkt hai meri dost doctor bnne wali hai
She-pr abi bni nhi
He-are mere dil p krlena experiment
She-tik nikal ke do apna dil
He-sry wo to mai khi xod aya
She-kha
He-ek mod aya uthe dil xod aya
She-pyar to ni hgya kisise
he-nhi to wo to bahana bnara hu khi tum mera dil na nikal lo
She-ku bina dil ke ni reh skte
He-exchnge krlo apna pura dil lao aur mera branded dil lejao
she-nhi mein apne dil ke sath khush hu
He-dil se nhi dimag se socho new dil milra hai wo bi free
she-sochungi
He-aca suno She-sunao
He-tumhare toothpaste mein nmak hai
She-nhi
He-to lelo tothpaste nmak walA wrna cavities hojaegi teeth mein
She-aca tik hai
He-wse bi itna sweet baatein krti hu 2 baar brush kia kro tum to
She-okg
He-ek sentence ka opposite btao bht imp hai
She-okg
He-mai bhut aca hu
She-mai bi
He-are opposite btana hai
She-bt mai jhuth ku bolo mein bi achi hu
He-tum to smart bi ho apple walo ko pta chl gua to iOS processor htake sonali processor lgadenge
she-acag
He-aca ab jhut bolne ka khelte hai
She-k
He-muje tumse baat krna bilkul psnd nhi
She-mujhe aapse baat krna bht psnd hai
He-are tumhe jhuth bolna tha
She-wo hi to bola
He-hey baghwan thoda glucose mein zehr milake dedo mujhe
she-heheh mjak krri yr ace ho ap bhut
he-aca apko kse pta khi zohri to ni ho
She-zohri means
He-are heere ki parakh zohri ko hoti hai na
She-aca apni tarif khud hi krre
He-to aapki kru kia
she-nhi rehnedo
He-thnks wse bi tumne jhuth bolne ke paap se bcha kia tumne AXA hua ni ki tareef
she-aca ji kia krre ho abi
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Ldki ko kse ptaen part-3
She-kia krre ho abi
he-soch rha hu
She-kia soch rhe ho
He-yehi ki kitni lucky ho tum jo mujhse baat krri ho
She-kismat to apki achi hai jo mein apse baat krri hu
He-aca g.
She-hnji
He-aur btao kia chlra hai
She-fog
He-fogg ka time to gya ab to jio 4g chlr hai
She-mere pass ni dilwado
He-dilwadunga phle btao hum dono kia hai
She-tunhara to ptani pr mein to insaan hu hahahah
He-dekha mera asar itni achi baatein krne lg gyi ho
She-axg asa kia
He-hn sird fb mai baat krke ye haal hai whtsapp pe kre to ptani kia hoga
she-nhi mujhe apne pe pura bhrosa hai
He-aca pir do apna whtspp no.
She-nhi
He-ku drr gye
She-mai unknown ko no. Ni deti
He-aca to resume bhejta hu mein apna
She-nhi wse humour AXA hai apka
He-bheju resume
She-nhi
He-to hum known kse honge
She-dnt knw
He- jio ka sim dilwadu to hojaenge
She-hn tb pkka pr free mein dilwana
He-hn sim free hai bs activation ke 200rs dedena
She-chl pgl
He-bda pgl pgl krrw holidays kia agra mrin mnate ho
She-hn jha tumhara ghr hai na uske bgl mein rukti hu haahah
he-uff tum to fan hogyi meri pyaar to ni hgya mujhsr
she-nhi i dnt believe in love
He-aca direct shaadi krlenge
She-aur kia ata hai apko flirt ke alawa
He-iske alawa pyaar krna aur krwana dono ata hai
she-nice line
He-meri apni hai
She-owsm
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Ladki ko kase ptaen part4-:
She-awesome
He- meine tumhara new name socha
She-kia He-tata nano She-by
He-sry sry Mjk ta
She-baat mt kro mujhse
He-pgl dhyaa se dekho baat ni msg krra hu
She-bs by
He-tu kitni aci hai tu kitni pyari hai ooooo
she-vo to mein hu hi
He-ooo mere bcho ki maa
She-tum na sxh mein pagl ho
He-aur aap jhut mein pagl ho Tunhari fb ki dp bi na bs
She-ku buri hai
He-nhi bhut hada mst hai
she-thnkug
He-pura to sunlo bhut hi jada mst editing hai
She-Hndi aari mujhe pgl ldke
He-i m limited edition tbi bolra hu khrid lo
She-kha bik rhe ho tum olx pe
He-nhi whtsapp pe offer aj raat tk simit hai jldi se phone uthaein no. Send kre aur apne pyare anshuman se baatein krne ka mauka
she-aur nhi dia to
He-tb mein sanyas lelunga
She-kab lere pir sanyas
He-le to lunga pr sanyas lekr mei tumhare ghr ajaunga
She-mere ghr ku
He-kuki mujhe ek bhakt chye
She-hahaha
he-ahhaha bhut krti hipichle jnam mein angrezo ke jamane ki jailor to ni thi
She-hadd hai hrr reply ka jwab hai tumpe
He-hn kuki meim lajawab hu
she-hn vo to hu
Pick Up Lines
Ladki ko kse ptaein part5-
She-hi aj msg ku ni kia apne
He-bs ase hi
She-kia hua sad ho kia
He-nhi
She-kuxh to hua hai
He-nhi
She-mujhe ni btaoge
He-aj subh gf se ldai hogyi tbse mood krap hai
she-apne to bola apki koi gf ni hai
He-are gf mtlv grand father yaar
She-sach sach btao yr aapki girlfriend hai ya nhi
He-nhi hai
She-to pir asa ku kha apne
He-mei dekhna chahta ta tumko kitni care hai meri smjh agya ab bhut jada hai
She-shi mai ni apki koi gf?
He-nhi hai wse itni care mt kia kro meri
She-muje lga apne jhuth bola mujhse
He-hnhn mai smjhta hu
She-wse gf ka meaning jo btaya wo mujhe psnd aya i like it
He-bs kuch din aur pir i like u khogi
She-nhi hoga asa he-aur btao kia chlra
She-4g
He-i knw yehi bologi tumne navratre ke vrat rkhe the
She-hn 2 rkhe the 1st and last aapne rkhe the kja
He- mein bs 30feb ko rkhta hu vrat pure saal mein Aca no. Ni dia tumne
She-de dun kia
he-hng
She-ye lo 100
He-are ye to mere chacha ka bi no. Hai
She-aca chacha police mein hai apke
He-hn She-chl jhuthe
He-dedo no. Nhi to chachaji ko boldunga
She-tum do He-88888888888 ye lo
She-msg kru ya nhi
He-ur wish
She-krdia
He-hn mil gya th ku baghwan kl hi bola tha agr no. Mil gya ti prasad chadaunga aur apne sunli
She-sch mai kia
He-hnji
She-so swweet
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Ladki kase patein part 6-:
She-hi
He-hy deviji
She-hi shaktimaan
He-hogye mere fan
She-nhi to kisne bola
He-nhi hue to ruk jao hojaoge
She-aca mujhe apne pe bhrosa hai
He-jldi hi tutega jb mera rang chdega
she-acaji konsa rang hai apka
He-fair hai
She-mera bhi
He-hn dp mein pta chlra hai itna fair kse
She-talent hai
he-natural talent hai ya asian paints ka kmmal hai
She-natural hai ekdum
He-aca ek baat puchu Do u like me? a.yes b. Offcourse c.from bottom of my heart d.all of the above
She-ek bi ni itni flirting khase late ho
He-sarkari hospital mein milti hai
she-aca
He-aur kisi ne kha hai krm krte rho fruit ki chinta mt kro
She-mhan hai aap sir
He-hnji i knw
she-kia baat aj mjak ni bnare mera wse to bina bnae khana ni digest hota tumhara
He-mein kia dikhra hu tumhe
She-cartoon
He-to dekho magr pyaarse
She-na maarke dekhungi mein
He-led hu pyaar se chlunga
She-mujhe ni ata pyaar
He-to fever ata hai
She-kbi kbi
He-bs to pyar bi ajega kuki pyaar bi bhukar hai
she-wah wah kia dialouge hai apna hai ya copy kia
he-original hai
She-tum to dialouge writer bn jao
He-tum to meri deewani hogyi
she-tumhare dialouge ki
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Ladki kase ptaein part7-:
He-hi
She-hy
He-kse ho
she-sad
He-meri Anarkali sad ku hai
She-bs ase hi
he-tum janti ho na Anarkali hum tunhe sad ni dekh skte
She-meri fish mrr gyi
he-haww is dukh mein hum whtsapp band krne ka ailan krte hai
she-whtsapp bnd ku
He-kuki hum bharat band ni krwaskte Wse tum veg ho ya non veg
She-veg hu aur ap
He-hum bhi begum aap hi ki trh veg hai
She-tmse baat krke mera mood thik hgya thnks
He-its my duty mam
She- oho mam kia baat hai
He-upr begum bi bola ta wo ni suna aapne
She-sunlia tha.
He- to shohar boldete
she-bdi jldi hai shaadi ki
He-ap mil jao to abi krlu
She-aca tum mujhe like to ni krte na
He-kia du is question ka answer Kia sunna chahte ho ap
She-sach
He-aca sch bolonga to bhav khaogi jhuth bolungato naraz hojaogi
She-i like u yr
He-apni beautiful eyes ki ksm khao
She-sch mai
He-i like u more strongly than gravitational force more fastly than speed of light gf bnogi meri
She-hn i like u ka mtlv wohi hota hai
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