Bad Pick Up Lines
Bad pick up lines are pretty bad, and they rarely ever work. Only use bad pick up lines if you want to give you and your buddies something entertaining to watch. Don't use bad pick up lines unless you want to give yourself and friends something good to laugh at.
|Bad Pick Up Lines|
Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away.
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re the bomb.
Beer can be a real miracle drug. I couldn’t control my herpes without it.
Is that your sister? She has really big ta-ta’s for a fourteen-year old.
You’re ugly, but you interest me.
I’m glad we’re going out. I got eight kids at home that need a new mama.
It’s funny, you weren’t too cute when I walked in but the more I’ve had to drink, the cuter you’ve gotten
If beauty were an hour, you’d be a second.
I have six toes on one foot.
Can I warm my hands in your hot breasts?
I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I sure could make your bed rock.
Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?
Wow, somebody smells fantastic! Did you just fart?
Where have you been all my life?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
(Blow a kiss and miss on purpose) Oops, I guess I missed, wanna try again, but a little closer?
You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
Great legs, what time do they open?
I hate bars, don’t you?
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
My favorite sport is channel surfing. Want to hop on my board?
There’s just one thing your eyes haven’t told me yet….you’re name.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Listen! Just a heads-up. Herpes is a deal breaker for me.
Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
That’s a nice dress. It’d look better on the floor next to my bed.