BARNEY STINSON PICK UP LINES

Barney Stinson is most popular fictionist character on tv, We have collected best Barney Stinson picku up lines and memes.

BARNEY STINSON PICK UP LINES

When I get sad, I stop being sad.. and I be awesome instead. True Story.

This.. what you’re doing here – is giving me a de-rection

I feel like I’ve done so much good I have a “soul boner”

Barney alllllwaaaysss gets the yes!

I physically cannot take bad pictures. I don’t know why. Just ask god.

I’m Barney, I don’t get smitten. I smite.

There is no time to explain how I got bit there, I just need someone to suck the poison out.

Think of me like yoda, but instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro- I’m Broda!

When I let a day go by without talking to you, that day’s just no good.

I’m sorry it’s taken me this long to figure it out, but I promise I’m done making a foold of myself.

What do you say we go out to dinner, have some chicken… maye some sex?

Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You’re like God. There is no one hotter than God.

You know what I love about Halloween? It’s the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag.

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she’s 17 years, 11 months old.

That was the night I was born. I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom and strode into the world, Armani-clad and fully awesome.

With great penis comes great responsibility

Believe it or not, I wasn’t always as awesome as I am today.

Barney is single… it’s what America has been clamoring for!

You’re the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.

Going to bed? Mind if I slytherin?

You are like a bottle of skele-gro: you’re growing me a bone.

Have you been using the petrificus totalus spell? Because you’ve made me stiff.

Whaddya say you and me go look for the room of requirement?

Hey Ladies. Call Barney Stinson. 1-917-555-0199

There are so many things to do with the human mouth. Why waste it on talking?

God, it’s me, Barney. What’s up? I know we don’t talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.

It’s gonna be legend-… wait for it… (and I hope you’re not lactose

intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!

Suit up!

Daddy’s home!

Have you met [name]?

Duck, duck, gross

High-five

What do I do for a living? ….Please

Legen…wait for it…

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

POOF! I’m here, where are your other two wishes?

I’d like to plant you and grow a whole field of yall.

Girl, you have got to be tired because you have been running through my mind ALL DAY.

Are your pants made out of a bunch of tiny pictures, because I can definitely see myself in them.

Have you heard of platform 9 and ¾? Well, I can think of

something else with the exact same measurements…

If you were a dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.

My name may not be luna, but I sure know how to lovegood!

I know we’re not in professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming.

Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

I must have had some felix felicis. Because I think I’m about to get lucky.