Best Pick Up Lines

These are a collection of the best pick up lines ever used. They have all been tested and shown to work as long as you can deliver with great confidence and at the right time.

The best pick up lines to use on girls are the ones you most feel most comfortable using. Every one of these pick up lines I have used at least once and have at least got my foot in the door. The truth is, each and every one of these pickup lines are great but it’s up to you guys on how you deliver them. Don’t even think about trying to pick up a girl half assed using a good pick up line – be confident when you walk up to a girl, keep your back straight, head up, chin down, and look her dead in the eyes and make her want your attention.  If you walk up to her like some pussy, she’s going to think you are a pussy,however if you walk up to her with every intention of fucking her that night, taking her out on a date, marrying her, etc. the confidence will radiate out of you and truthfully, it wont matter what you say next. In the art of picking up girls, battle is won before it even starts. Remember  a few of the best pick up lines so that the next time you go out you wont have to worry about what to say only how to say it. Good Luck.

Best Pick Up Lines

Are you from Tennessee? Because i want to make out with your face ( you may remember this one as “because you are the only 10 i see” – by saying ” I want to make out with your face” you are letting her know upfront that you like her and not afraid to show it. This line has gotten me laid countless times b/c it is straight to the point and funny)

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together. 

what is your sign? is it please let me touch your ass?

roses are red violets are blue, i want to get you pregnant the best pick up lines get the best looking girls

If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents 

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours. 

You say ”Do you want to do a 68?” she says ”What’s that?” you say ”You go down, and I’ll owe you one.” 

Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I? 

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you 

I’m going to have sex with you tonight, so… you might as well be there. 

Hey c’mon now, I’m ugly, you’re ugly, it’s perfect. 

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad. 

Can I even get a fake number?

If I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!best looking girls fall for the best pick up lines

Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? 

I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in? 

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. 

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.

I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.

You got something on your chest: my eyes

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!

If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.

If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Whoa, you just gave me the hardest semi I have ever had.

You’re like a prize winning fish… I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.only the best pick up lines will land you a hot girl like this one

Give me three good reasons why I shouldn’t buy you a drink.

I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.

I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.

I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?

I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

Wanna go halves on a bastard??? (Non-serious)

I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

Can I even get a fake number?

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

 I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night