BIRTHDAY PICKUP LINES
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|BIRTHDAY PICKUP LINES|
And after the birthday dinner, my darling, shall we go back to my place so I can present thee with mine seed, in thine position of thy choosing, of course.
Are you a birthday balloon? Because your booties’ popping.
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?
You’re so beautiful that your birthday should be a national holiday.
Well I am here. What’s your next two wishes?
I know your birthday is only once a year but you’re so special it should be at least two times.
Brace yourself; tonight might just become our best night. Happy Birthday, love.
Come to the bedroom with me. I have a special birthday cake with a special candle for you.
Do you want to know a dirty little secret? I am not wearing any underwear. Happy birthday, stud.
I think you should try to hold me later on, or I might just lose control and lead you to a room full of hotness. Happy Birthday to the sexiest man alive.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
“Excuse me, do you have the time?” You: “Do you have the
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.
Are you a birthday present? Because I want to unwrap you.
Don’t forget to drop by my house tonight, there’s something we got to do. Happy Birthday, darling. *Just so you know, I’ll be alone and ready.
Don’t wear any clothes today—I’ll remove them anyway. Birthday wishes to you, sweetheart.
Feeling the warmth of your body next to mine is the way I want to sleep the rest of my life. My real birthday celebration with you will begin at night, Happy Birthday My Love!
For your birthday, I’m going to give you a real wildness and fun night.
Get ready to be wild with me later. Happy Bday sweety!.
Happy Birthday baby. All you have to do is unwrap your present – ME.
Happy birthday sexy! Can I blow your candle?
I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
I would say that I’m in love with you, but you’d think I’m trying to pull a fast one.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
How about we put the birthday cake on top of me and you can eat it off me?
I am sorry I am stuck in work all day, but I will make it up to you tonight. I think you know what I mean. Rest up; you are going to need all your energy for later.
I wanted to send you something sexy for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.
I’ll tell you my gift: I’ll be your most obedient slave for this hot and sizzling night. Happy Birthday, sexy.
You know the birthday hat is not the only thing that is pointy.
You are like a birthday candle. You light up my life.