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Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Ok there are actually some cheesy pick up lines that actually work, here are a few that do work. They work best when you are really drunk and have confidence

Cheesy pick up lines are only cheesy if you make them cheesy. What do I mean? its all about delivery, if you deliver a cheesy pick up line in a cheesy way, its going to come off cheesy. However, if you give a cheesy line in a funny yet confident way, the pickup line is going to work. Here are a few that actually do work.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines
 Cheesy Pick Up Lines

I have some skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow.

Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave…

Do you have the time? … the time to write down my number?

Baby, your the next contestant in the game of Love.

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

You’ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.cheesy pick up lines get some cheesy girls

Hey, somebody farted , lets get out of here.

I have only three months to live…

You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only a light switch away.

Hey… come here often? You could, with me.

Got me? ill do your body good.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Want to talk? or continue flirting from a distance?

Are you a parking ticket? you’ve got fine written all over you.

Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

If you were a laser, you would be set to stunning. 

I think my medication is wearing off…

Can I domesticate you?

I’ve been noticing you NOT noticing me…

Hi there, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.

You know… the more I drink the prettier you get!

Pull my finger….

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want baby.

Hey I lost my number, can I have yours?

SMILE if you want me!cheesy pickup lines get hot girls

You’re so hot you make the devil sweat.

You have been a very bad girl… now go to my room!

Good choice of clothes… they match the trim in my jag.

Your dad must be a terrorist, cause baby your body is da bomb

dont walk into that building, the sprinklers might go off!

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

You’re so beautiful I forgot my pickup line.

I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

Hi, I have big feet.

You look just like my mother…

Does my breath smell ok?

you are the hottest thing since sunburn.

You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention!

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube … The more you play with me the harder I Get!

If I was your heart would you let me beat?

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I’ll nail you!

I’m the 6, do you want to be the 9?

There are 206 bones in the human body… do you want another one?

I lost my trumpet. Can I blow yours.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!cheesy pick up lines get cheesy tattoo girls

(pointing at a spot on a girls face) You got a little beautiful on your face.

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Hey, I’m new in town.

Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.

Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!

Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?

You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y’all!

I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be a McGorgeous.

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

You look familiar.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I’d be coming too! cheesy pick up lines for girls on boats

Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here. 

People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.

Do you work for Cingular, Cause you’re raisen my bar!

I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty. 

You’re like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

I wish that you were my homework so I could do you on the table!

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Use index finger to call someone over then say, “I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest.”

I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.

Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?

Hey Girl let’s play lion tamer…you get down on all fours and I’ll stick my head in your mouth

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

Nice shoes, wanna F%#K?

You know what would look good on you? Me!cheesy pick-up line girl

How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?

Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.

Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin! 

I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!

You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?

You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.

I’m gay, think you can convert me?

You wanna make babies? [No] Wanna practice?

Can I fish in your pond since all the others seem to be dry or closed? 

Can you lick your nipples? [No] Can I? [Yes] Can you show me?

Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.

Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!

Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.

Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you’re America’s Finest

I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.

(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You’re like a drug to me. Good thing you’re over the counter.

We’re like Little Ceasar’s, we’re Hot and Ready.

I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.

Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!

Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.

(pointing at a spot on a girls face) You got a little beautiful on your face.

Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y’all!

Are you a hooker? Cause I’m hooked on you.cheesy pickuplines that work great on hot chicks

Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!

If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.

You make me wish I weren’t gay!

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

My ride left without me , can you give me one?

I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!

I’ve heard it’s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year’s Eve)

Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.