Christian pickup lines

We collected here Christian pickup lines that worked every time. These are the most nauthiest, cheesiest and funny Christian pickup lines. Enjoy!!!

You are perfect, except with all the sin.

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead. (I tried this on my wife and … um … it didn’t work.)

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people.

It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.

If we were around with Noah … then you, me … pair!

Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.

Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you. (Um, careful, this one could get you arrested.)

Look, you’re nearly 22. Most christians are three years into marriage by now … just settle for me.

My parents are home, wanna come over?

Bathsheba had nothing on you.

Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.

Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.

Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.

For you I would slay two Goliaths.

You float my ark.

Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don’t have yours!

I didnt believe in predestination until tonight.

The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’… how about dinner?

I would part the Red Sea for you.

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives…because he never met you.

What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

10% of me is 100% certain that I can give you 10% of my heart forever.

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

You are perfect, except with all the sin.

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead. (I tried this on my wife and…um…it didn’t work.)

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.

If we were around with Noah… then you, me… pair!

Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.

Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you. (Um, careful, this one could get you arrested.)

Look, you’re nearly 22. Most christians are three years into marriage by now…just settle for me.

I know its absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like I’m being lead to Bethlehem.

My spiritual gift is my good looks… it lifts peoples spirits

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

You are perfect, except with all the sin.

I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.

Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.

I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?

Here’s my number… Call me if you need prayer.

What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?

I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.

I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you… and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder

Look, you’re nearly 22. Most christians are 3 years into marriage by now… just settle for me.

You make me want to be a better Christian.

You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me.

For you I would slay two Goliaths!

Let’s be like Noah and do this as a pair.

You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.

The word says to ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’; So how about dinner tonight?

You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.

Do you want to be accountability partners?

On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.

I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.

I’m no Joseph, but I’m having trouble interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you. (Um, careful, you stalker.)

I don’t know if you noticed but, when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.