Christmas pickup lines

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CHRISTMAS PICKUP LINES

How would you feel if i came over and ate that partridge in your pear tree?

Hey girl you wanna be santa’s helper? you can hold my sack

If you come back to my place, i’ll make sure you don’t have silent night

Call me Santa because i want to slide down your chimney till i empty my sack

Your stocking is not the only thing i am stuffing tonight.

Are you my present? Because i’d really like to un wrap you.

Girl, you are like the star of bethlehem, because all the wise men are following you

Let’s be naughty together and save santa the trip.

That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!

I’ve checked it twice, and I’m sure you’re on my “naughty” list.

Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole”?

Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.

I’m not Santa, but you can sit on my lap.

If I were a snowman, I’d melt standing next to you cause you’re just too hot for me to handle

If you jingle my bells I’ll promise you a white christmas.

If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it’s cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.

My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays – nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.

Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?

Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

What do you say we make this a “not-so-silent” night?

Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?

You are what I want for Christmas.

Your stocking isn’t the only thing I’ll be stuffing tonight…

Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?

Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you

up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.

Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?

I see you when you’re sleeping & you don’t wear any underwear…

I’ve got something special in the sack for you!

He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.

Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.

Do you like the song “Jingle Bells”? Because you look like you go all the way!

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?