Drunk pickup lines

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DRUNK PICKUP LINES

Let’s get drunk and tell each other everything we’re too afraid to say sober.

Excuse me. I am not sure if you’re aware but i’m extremely attractive.

I’m fine with being just friends, as long as i can seduce you when we’re drunk. Mind if i get drunk with you?

Your lips are like wine and i want to get drunk.

I’m not Irish, but I play drunk very well! You’re not drunk until you make out with me.

I’ll give you 10 inches and you’ll be stuck inside all week.

I want to slam dunk your face with my face.

I’m like a snowstorm in Missouri.

Are you a frozen margarita? Cuz you just made my brain stop working.

Am i drunk or are you really that beautiful?

Did you slip some Fire-whiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.

I’m wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be.

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