Food pickup lines
All you foodies, we have most delicious food pickup lines for you. Check out these funniest adn naughtyiest pickup lines. Enjoy!!!
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| FOOD PICKUP LINES |
Were you born in a farm? You look a- maize-ing.
Mmmm, girl you remind me of cheese…I want you on everything!” I’m gonna
start calling you blue cheese.
You’re as complete as quinoa. Wait, those eggs aren’t dirty… or are they…
I froze some raspberries last summer. You’re hot enough to defrost them.
If you were a seed, I’d plant an entire community garden of you.
“Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table.”
Want to be extra naughty and buy non-organic strawberries to dip in
chocolate?
I need a creative use for winter squash, can you help me?
You’re so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Your cupcakes make my soufflés rise.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
You must be one spicy dish because you’re making my heart burn.
Once you go pepper jack, you’ll never go back.
Do you have any siriacha sauce? Cause you fire me up.
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll
be lovin’ it.
You’re so hot, you could make creme brulée with just your looks.
Honey,I love the way you move … it’s like butter on a bald monkey.
You & Me. Sounds like a great idea, or maybe the name of the next hot
restaurant. You are in ?
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been
drinking.
God put as much work into you as a fine piece of artisan cheese.
“If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named McStunning.”
“Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?”
How about we go back to my place and make something to write about on my
food blog?
“Are you into salads? Because I think I’m falling in lovage.”
Those short shorts look so good on you, I wish I had some butter for them
biscuits.
You know, I cook best in the morning.
“Your name must be Candy… ‘cuz you look so sweet.”
“You’re looking so sweet, you’ve got my eyes glazed over like doughnuts.”
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