Gay and lesbian pickup lines

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GAY AND LESBIAN PICKUP LINES

It’s a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I’m already planning our wedding.

I’m so GLAAD to have met you!

F**k me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Easy-Bottom?

Are you a burger, because you can be the meat between my buns!

When I’m around you I can’t think straight.

Do you mind if I push in your stool?

Nice butt! What time does it open?

I’ve never seen such a huge bulge in a man’s pants… wait a minute, yes I have – mine!

You know, being bi-sexual immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.

Les-bi-honest… you were checking me out, weren’t you?

If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.

I’m an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.

Do you like the Teletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.

Have you ever bought a vibrator? [No.] Do you want to rent one?

I know you think I’m sexy, I know you think I’m fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.

I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.

I hope you’re not a vegetarian, ’cause I want to feed you some meat!

I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight you’re gonna nail me.

Gay and lesbian Pickup Lines

So how do lesbian have sex? well it’s too complicated i’d have to show you.

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