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How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?

How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?

How many strokes do you want?

I hope you like it rough because I don’t replace my divots.

I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?

I’m known on the tour for having a lengthy club.

I’m still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.

Your putt looks great in those jeans.

Wanna be my caddy? You look like you’d be a great ball-washer.

I’m like a US Open hard and long!!

I’m gonna pound you like I do these range balls.

I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.

I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

I only play in the short grass.

After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.

Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.

Damn, girl. You’ve got the nicest boobs I’ve seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.

Do you want me to pull it?

Hey baby…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

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