Golf pickup lines
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|GOLF PICKUP LINES|
How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?
How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
How many strokes do you want?
I hope you like it rough because I don’t replace my divots.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
I’m known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
I’m still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
Your putt looks great in those jeans.
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you’d be a great ball-washer.
I’m like a US Open hard and long!!
I’m gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.
I only play in the short grass.
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
Damn, girl. You’ve got the nicest boobs I’ve seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
Do you want me to pull it?
Hey baby…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?