Grocery pick up lines

Grocery Store is best place to meet beautiful strangers. We have collected best Grocery Pick up lines and Memes here that work best if use at right time. Enjoy!!!

GROCERY PICK UP LINES

Got milk?  You look like you would.

 Those bananas ain’t got nothing on me.

These groceries aren’t for me.  They’re for my grandma.

You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.

I hear lavender makes underwear drawers smell nice, does it?

I hear spices like cayenne can act as an aphrodisiac? Do you know?

Egg whites are for pussies. A real man doesn’t criticize an egg for it’s fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

Funny meat-ing you here.

I don’t believe in lean pork.  I like a lady with meat on her bones.

I buy garbage bags because I always take out the garbage.

Egg whites are for pussies.  A real man doesn’t criticize an egg for it’s fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

You are so hot.  I bet I could cook an egg right there on your ass cheek.

I don’t chew gum.  I’d prefer to nibble on your ear while whispering sweet nothings into it.

Give me your address and I’ll help you put your groceries away.

Got milk? You look like you would.

Have you ever frolicked in the fields of [name of your favorite farm]?

Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?

How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?

How do you know when an avocado is ripe?

How do you like your organic, free range eggs?

How early do you rise?

How long does it take for your bread to rise?

I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don’t wake up alone.

I avoid the candy aisle because I’m sweet enough on my own.

There is no expiration date for true love.

Are those melons fresh?

I’m buying this T-Bone for my dog. I’m really a vegetarian that respects all walks of life – especially women.

I’m trying to convince myself that Corn Pops are healthy.

I’ve got some meat here that’s ‘Best if used by tonight.

I’d love a taste of that [insert name of product] before I commit to buying.

Orange you glad citrus is finally in season?

Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana?’ I mean, you know the joke

‘orange you glad…?’ What I’m saying is, I’d like to make out with you.

Our love would be 100% organic.

Paper or latex? I mean latex or plastic? You know what I mean.

What a small world! I belong to the Safeway Club, too!

What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in

aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm’s reach but that all depends on whether or not you’ll have dinner with me.

What do you do in your off season?

What else can you pickle?

I believe a woman should eat as much chocolate as she pleases.

I buy chicken breast but I don’t stare at it for too long because I respect what a chicken has to say.

It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.

What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3?  You clearly belong in aisle 9.  Aisle 10 is within arm’s reach but that all depends on

whether or not you’ll have dinner with me.

I like chicken breast.  Actually, I love all breasts.

I buy chicken breast but I don’t stare at it for too long because I respect what a chicken has to say.

A pretty lady wasn’t on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.

I buy garbage bags because I always take out the garbage.

I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?

How much of this caviar do you think I can get into the trunk of my Ferrari?

I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer’s day.

I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don’t wake up alone.

There are over six hundred varieties of heirloom tomatoes, but there’s only one of me.

There is no expiration date for true love.

These bags of organic spinach would make some great pillows don’t you think?

These groceries aren’t for me. They’re for my grandma.

These Heirloom tomatoes are so firm and juicy.

Ain’t nothing sticky about those buns – they look nice and smooth.

Just call me Elvis ’cause I love my meat tender.

My meat is very interested in being inside of your fridge.

Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?

Do you like hot chocolate?  I like hot chicks.

I believe a woman should eat as much chocolate as she pleases.

What it doesn’t say on the back of that can of whipped cream is that it tastes really good on my skin.

So how would you like to become a stock *man*?

So, how long have you been pickling these cucumbers?

That hand spun sweater looks big enough for two to get cozy in.

The expiration date says “best if used by tonight.” Can I make you dinner?

I’m buying this T-Bone for my dog.  I’m really a vegetarian that respects all walks of life – especially women.

I hate oranges.  Will you be my main squeeze?

I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer’s day.

Want to come over later and help me shuck?

Want to cross pollinate?

Want to melt my beeswax candles tonight?

Want to show me how to make steamy greens?

Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns!

What a coincidence! You’ve got butter in your cart, and I’ve got a copy of ‘Last Tango in Paris’ at home!

You put the hot in hothouse… cucumbers. Too much? Sorry.

Maybe we should make out.

You sure have big baguettes!

You: “It’s dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.”

Them: “Why’s that?”

You: “Because you could melt all this stuff.”

You’re so cute I’d add you to my woven basket.

You’ve got a box of those limited edition tattoo fruit roll-ups, and I’ve got a sugar craving and a bunch of extra spit. Let’s get it on.

Your hands seem to be full. I have big panniers you can borrow to bike all that produce home.

Your name must be Lucky Charms, because you’re magically delicious.

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