HARRY POTTER PICKUP LINES

 Ok yea, if you’re thirteen and reading this blog, you might want to remember a few of these harry potter pick up lines.

Believe it or not, some girls love the world of harry potter. And if you just so happen to crush on a girl who likes harry potter you need to break the ice with some harry potter pick up lines and get in their hairy pot.

We have coll collection of Harry potter Pickup lines, check out these funnista nd naughtiest pickup lines. Enjoy!!!

HARRY POTTER PICKUP LINES

Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse.

Why dont i make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you?

Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming.

Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you’ve made me stiff.

What’s the password to your portrait?

You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it’s because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.

If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.

I must need Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.

You must be magical because I’ve fallen under your spell.

I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I’m about to get lucky.

Are you speaking parseltongue? ‘Cause you’re talking to my snake.

Yeah girls call me “Aguamenti.” Everytime they hear my name, they get wet.

How ’bout you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?

Not even Veritaserum could make me express how much I’m truly attracted to you.

You know…I have been mistaken for a centaur before. (similar to a previous line, and a bit

You don’t need defense against my dark arts.

One night with me and they’ll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.

Do you want my Elder Wand, because you’re looking Deathly Hollow…

If I were going to produce a patronus, you’d be my happy thought.

Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

I know you’re taken, but if I had a time-turner, you’d be mine. (How ’bout that one, huh?)

Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?

So your the Head Girl of your house, huh? hmm…..

Wanna play with my Sorcerer’s Stones?

Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.

I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

You know, Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus.

You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it’s because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.

Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really “Tri-Wizard,” I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.

I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.

Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.

I’m not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.

A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake?

You look like you’d be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?

The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.

They say I’m like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive.

You’re like a bottle of Skele-Gro: growing me a bone.

Why don’t I make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you?

I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.

Why don’t you come tame my dragon?

I don’t know a thing about Merlin’s pants, but I’d love to get into yours!

You don’t have to worry about me, I’ve been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.

Engorgio! Oh wait I don’t need magic to enlarge this!

Did you say “Wingardium Leviosa”? Cause you’ve got me rising, baby.

Would you like a butterbeer? It’s a portkey. Next thing you know we’ll be back at my place.

I needn’t bother with the mirror of Erised to realize that you’re all that I fancy.

I really need Occlumency, because I can’t stop thinking about you.

You should not be a Muggle since you do magic on me. Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my beverage, or would you say you are simply getting more sultry?

We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but rather regardless you are charming.

Do you talk parseltongue since you’re making my snake rise.

If you were a Dementor, I’d turn into a criminal just to get your kiss.

Like my Quidditch mentor said, I’m a keeper.

Need to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well, not by any stretch of the imagination “Tri-Wizard,” I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.

Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my beverage, or would you say you are simply getting more sultry?

However, I do have a sickle and two knuts.

The names Tom Riddle, want to fiddle?

You won’t need wengardium leviosa to make my wand shrewd.

You know, the Sorting Hat set me in Gryffindor.

I believe this is cuz like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have a noteworthy sword.

On the off chance that you bow down to my hippogriff possibly it will give you a chance to pet it.

I can be your house elf.

I’ll do whatever you need, and I needn’t bother with any clothes.

wish we had the philosopher’s alchemist’s stone so that we could be as one eternity. Is it true that you are a golden snitch?

I need to handle your mandrake.

I need you to shout out expecto patronus before you bust on my chest! So you’re a terrible boy…then why aren’t you in Slytherin?

I didn’t anticipate that it will work! If I somehow happened to see into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see both of us together.

Without you I have an inclination that I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking my spirit endlessly.

I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but i can't help it that i'm so popular.

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