Hilarious Pick Up Lines

Hilarious pick up lines are effective when you are confronting a group of girls.

Lets say you spotted a chick within a group of girls in either a bar, restaurant, or coffee shop. The hardest thing for guys to do is go up to one girl within a group of girls and try to pick her up. The best way to do this is through laughter and proper delivery. How’s that possible? Two things you need, confidence and absolutely hilarious pick up lines. If you can get the whole group laughing you automatically have your foot in the door. When you use one of there hilarious pick up lines make sure you are not using them in the wrong setting, like a funeral or something like that.

Hilarious Pick Up Lines

Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

I want you to have my children; they’re in the car outside.

If I were a booger, I’d pick you first!

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

Do you want to come back to my place and watch Sports Center?

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

My dad always said I’d meet a great girl someday.

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.

Have your mom met Cleopatra by any chance! (Girl – puzzled!) No? I wonder how did she manage to make you so beautiful!

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

Hey you do not belong here! The ‘Gorgeous Ladies’ Club’ is over there!

If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.

You really are eye candy ’cause you’re giving my eyes cavities.

You must go and see a doctor lady! (Girl – why?) You have ‘BEAUTY’ all over your face!

Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

Hi! Can I buy you the Taj Mahal?

My dog just died.

Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.

Get a wilt rose for the girl and say ‘Oh poor rose! It just got a shock of her life seeing your beauty!’

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

do you believe in free love? (Certainly no!) Then how much do you cost?

Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

Why don’t you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!

Baby I’m like milk, I’ll do your body good.

Oh don’t look at me like that! I am too young to die with your cute smile!

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

Can you lend me your ‘Get beautiful instantly- lotion?’

I’m bigger and better than the Titanic … only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.

Nice legs what time do they open.

Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?

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