JEWISH PICKUP LINES
Here We have best Jewish Pickup Lines, These pickup lines help you to pickup some jewish babe. Enjoy !!!
JEWISH PICKUP LINES |
How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.
Unlike the torah, I’m gonna put my hands all over you.
Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.
When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn’t the only thing you will be
touching!
Can I put out your burning bush?
I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It’s to give a girl
like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.
Do you want to try for 9 crazy nights?
My apples are just dying for your honey!
God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and
multiplying as we speak.
Do you want to shake my luluv?
Don’t worry I won’t passover you.
Funny, I don’t remember climbing Jacob’s ladder, so how did I end up in
heaven?
I hope you’re not married, because I’d hate to be breaking the Tenth
Commandment right here in shul.
Want to party in my sukkah?
Are you Jewish? Cause the way you’re looking at me, I’m beginning to think
Jewish I would kiss you.
I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It’s to give a girl
like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.
Can I go into you garden of Eden?
I’ll take you to the promised land.
Do you wanna spin my dreidel?
God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and
multiplying as we speak.
You know how it is with Jewish culture, everything begins at sundown!
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