Photographer Pickup Lines
WE have collected most funny Photographers and designers pick up lines. Its creative job and we have related pickup lines 😛 Enjoy
|Photographer Pickup Lines|
Before you were mine, everything was grayscale, but now I see the world in CMYK.
Baby, lets hide some layers and then play with my brush tool.
A portrait of you will need no photoshop at all.
Are you a serif font, or are you just happy to see me?
Can I Ctrl+O your blouse and Ctrl+S this moment forever?
Can I select your area with my magic wand?
I just want to get the Helvetica out of here and run away with you.
I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick.
Hey girl you shine so bright I need to change my ISO to 100.
Hey girl I’d like to see twenty four frames of you per second.
Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?
I wouldn’t hit Ctrl+Z after a night with you.
I’ll make your clothes 0% opacity.
I’d like to Ctrl+Z your pants . . .
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
If our love continues on this vector, it will only grow without loss of quality or clarity.
Let’s go to bed and do the baseline shift.
Mind if I put some transparencies on your clothes?
My Haus or your Haus?
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art. May I capture it with my camera?
What if I told you the fly on my legs opens quicker than a 500kb JPEG file?
You are one hot Firefox… how about some Private Browsing?
You’ve got lovely #00FFFF eyes.
You’re turning my descender into an ascender.
You’re so fine, you must be 1px.
You can adjust my curves any day.
You look perfectly put together. Do you display this well in IE?
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