Pokemon Pick Up lines

Pokemon Pick Up Lines are great if you are 10 years old and your middle school crush know what Pokemon is.

Ok , if you are 8 years old you shouldn’t be reading this, but if you are 10 years old and have a crush on a chick in the 4th grade that likes pokemon and u want to pokemon in her pants, use these Pokemon pick up lines. Enjoy the hot chick with the pokemon bra.

 

Pokemon Pick Up lines

If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you.

Don’t make me use Water Gun all over you!

My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we’ve got a future together.

My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let’s battle so they can get some experience.

You just gave me a Cubone.

I can make your Milktanks moo.hot girls like pokemon pick up lines

My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.

Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.

I’ll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress.

Your more beautiful than a Beautifly.

Let’s go make a Mewtwo of our own.

I can make your Milktanks moo.

How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it’s not really viridian.

Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?

I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.

Do you like Pokeballs because you’re about to get really close to one of mine.

I’ve got Masterballs baby.

You remind me of Deoxys, you’re out of this world.

My Donphan won’t ROLLOUT for you much longer.

Squirtle isn’t the ONLY one that can use water gun. – wink -

It’s a good thing that I’m a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!

Are you a RARE CANDY? ‘cuz I feel a level-up.

Hey, I’ve got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?

Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin’.sexy girl in pokemon outfit

If I was a Pokemon right now, I’d be an Erectabuzz

I’d like to ride you like a HORSEA.

My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.

I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.

My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean.

If you were a Pokemon, I’D CHOOSE YOU!

Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.

You make my Darkrai rise.

I heard Meowth’s not the only mischievious pussy in town.

Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin’.

Let’s go make a Mewtwo of our own.

I think we’re going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.

Wanna watch my EKANS evolve?

Are you from the Hoenn Region? ‘Cuz you’re the only HO I see.

I’m a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.

Your gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time i’m done with you.

Let’s have a Togepi of our own!

I’d like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.

Let’s have a Togepi of our own!

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