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Stupid Pick Up Lines

Stupid pick up lines only work when the girl you are targeting is either extremely drunk or extremely stupid. They will only work under those two circumstances.

Stupid pick up lines work excellent on stupid girls, or drunk girls. When a girl is drunk or just plain retarded, stupid pick up lines actually make them laugh. And if they are stupid enough to laugh at stupid pick up lines they are probably stupid enough to fuck you on the first date. Remember a few of these to use on the girls you know who are stupid or always get drunk.


Stupid Pick Up Lines
Stupid Pick Up Lines

Are you going out with me, or do I have to stalk you?

Your eyes are all red, my favorite color.

My feet smell like Doritos.

Are you a ho? Because I have money, bitch.

Hi, my mom calls me sweetie but you can call me John.

I have an “owie” on my _(body part)__. Will you kiss it and make it better?

There’s a bed in my van.

I wore my best clothes tonight and you still haven’t introduced yourself, huh!?

Do you have an inhaler? Her: Why/What? You: Well you took my breath away.

I’m glad we’re going out. I got eight kids at home that need a new mama.

(For high-school kids) Do you ever ditch school?

Should I trust you? Her: Yes/No/Maybe/What? You: Well can I trust you to love me forever.

(hand her your phone) Her: Why are you giving me your phone? You: Gosh you’re stupid. You’re supposed to put you phone number in it!

You’re ugly, but you interest me.

Man your friend looks incredible! Can I have her number just in case things don’t work out with you tonight?

Do you want an Australian kiss? It’s just like a French kiss, but down under.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

It’s funny, you weren’t too cute when I walked in but the more I’ve had to drink, the cuter you’ve gotten.

Today is my birthday, I expect presents.

You better be a doctor because you just broke my heart.

Man your friend looks incredible! Can I have her number just in case things don’t work out with you tonight?

I’m John, and I graduated 3rd Grade on time. Beat that!

Asians float my boat.

Do you have a boyfriend? Because if you do, then you need to be discreet.

There’s a bed in my van.

Are your nipples pierced?

I’m so glad you agreed to go out with me. I just started using Viagra, and I’ve been wanting to see how well it works.

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