Worst Pick Up Lines

These are the worst pick up lines, don’t use these unless you don’t want to get your dick wet.

Using the worst pick up lines will most often get you no where with any kind of girl. I have included this list of worst pick up lines so that you know not to use them.

 

Worst Pick Up Lines

Come on babe its time for you to suck the days dick.

I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?

It looks like you need a man in your life. How about me?

Watching you is like watching the sun rise with the morning dew, but there is one difference – you’re better.

 I just ate some skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?

Did you escape from the zoo? Because you bring out the animal in me.

“WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?” (angrily)

Hey baby, wanna sharpen my pencil?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, nice tits

Hi, I’m part Native American, would you like to ride my totem pole?

My magical watch says you don’t know who I am…

You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

I like my ladies the way i like my peanut butter… CHUNKY!

Are you a slave girl? Because you look like you should be.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Cold out isn’t it? (staring at breasts)

Hi. You’ll do my grandmother while eating dogfood, right? SCORE!!!

I’ve got a knife – get your coat

I am the force. Close your eyes and feel me flow through you.

Hi. I’m insert name here. Want to know what the other one is called?

Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: “Relax! Relax. I’ll pay for the first abortion!”

How much is the fish?

Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths.

I want to bone you.

Damn, you look good in beer goggles…

Gee, this is one warm massage table. Oh, wait, it’s you.

I lost my keys. Can I check your pants?

If you were a woman, I’d so have sex with you.

It’s called “The Forbidden Kingdom” for a reason.

Did you know a teaspoon of sperm only contains 2 calories?

Was your dad a cement mixer. Because you are making me hard? (polish accent)

I may not be the prettiest girl/most handsome guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

I wrote the dictionary on my cock last night if you come to my house ill put some words in your mouth!

Just keep it up, baby. Yeah, you’re getting there.

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

Would you find it quite spiffing if I inserted my genitalia into your genitalia?

“Would you care for a drink? Oh wait I got to put my secret ingredient in.” A smart girl would run, a blond would say, ” Is it a fruit flavoring?”

“I’ll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.” to suck itself.”

I’m an Uncyclopedia reader and contributor.

I’m a Wikipedia reader and contributor.

Look out, bitch!

I’m the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.

” Ish heav’n mishing a angel? Cuz… cuz… is heav’n mishn a… mishn a angel… yeah cuz… fuck it. C’mere suck my dick.” <vomits>

The word of the day is legs. Let’s go to your house and spread the word.

That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I’d be coming too.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Dammit, I creamed my trousers again!

I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex within the next half hour.

If I had a dime for every time I tried to pick up a chick, I’d still be poor.

My friend use to hand out phone cards that said Smile if you’re horny.

You’re hotter than my daughter.

Hey baby, want to socialize your means of reproduction?

(in a British accent) “I want to fuck your bloody brains out.”

Hey there, baby! I see you like sudoku… Well, you know, it’s a long story, but I’ve got a sudoku puzzle tattooed on my abs… In braille! Wanna solve it?

Hey good lookin’, wanna smell my finger?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can see myself in your pants.

So, do have anyBulgarian in you? Would you like some/some more?

Do you enjoy having sex with pitbulls, too?

My mom won’t be home for hours…

And I thought I had a boner before!

(in an Australian accent) “I want to fuck your bloody brains out.”

You must have fallen from Heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.

So what if you’re on your period? A little blood never hurt nobody.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, except down under…

I’m sine squared theta; you’re cosine squared theta. Together we are one.

 May I play motorboat?

My favourite number’s 69.

Fancy a game of pin the cock in the arsehole?

 I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?

So… What do you say? I’m a great driver.

Wanna take a ride in my truck? It’s a Ford… it’s exotic.

Damn you’re ugly! Did you hit every branch on the ugly tree when you fell off and then climb back up for seconds?

I’m a man! You’re a woman (I hope)! You do the math!

You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

If I tossed this quarter, what are the chances of me getting head?

Wow, you look like Xena the Warrior Princess! Wanna date?

Nice legs; what time do they open?

Screw me if I’m wrong, but is your name Iolanthe?

Hey my sweet bit of fried chicken! The names Lee, Lee Hunton. If you like your prawns brutal, I’m your man!

Wanna play park the snake in the garage?

How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?

Don’t make me rape you…

I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?

Come on babe its time for you to suck the days dick.

Hey wanna come see my chess sets?

Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!

I just jizzed in my pants

…you’ll do.

McDonald’s isn’t the only thing that is super-sized…

You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.

You need something to shut that big mouth of yours.

Hey, baby, would you like to twiddle my chest hair?

Hi. You’re looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink.

Is it true you’re a lesbian?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you in between F and CK.

You’re hot, I’m ugly. Lets make average babies.

Have you ever seen a 2-incher?

You look like Carmen Electra’s deformed, burned, dismembered sister…

How much will a 20 get me?

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