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Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines are great to get girls laughing and tickling their little pussies.

Funny pick up lines to use on girls are always a great way to break the ice, especially if you are going up to more then one girl. If you can make a girl laugh when you first introduce yourself half the battle is won. When you make a girl laugh or anyone for that matter, a certain rapport is built between you and the person(s) laughing. Here’s Why – for most girls,  laughter goes off in their brain as a “positive” feeling, and that positive feeling is then transferred over to you,  breaking down any barriers she might have against you. What’s more, being funny instantly shows girls that you are clever enough to tickle her sweet spots, and girls LOVE men who can tickle their sweet spots and make them laugh. You can use funny pick up lines in almost any situation. I find that using them in a place where a girl or group of girls can hear you clearly works best, like in class or at a coffee shop. The last thing you want to do is use a funny pick up line on a girl who can only hear half of what you said ( awkward ). Remember, delivery means EVERYTHING with pick up lines

Funny Pick Up Lines
Funny Pick Up Lines

Your body must be a Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.

I’ve got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?

Why don’t you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

Did you break wind cause you’re blowing me away?funny pick up lines will get you hot girls

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button

Let’s hide behind a rock and get a little bolder.

My face is leaving in 15 minutes…be on it!

I like every bone in your body especially mine.

I’d look good on you.

I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.

Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

What would you rate my butt on a scale of 1 to…….awesome.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Why don’t you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.

Baby I’m like milk, I’ll do your body good.

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

Can I take you to the Bone-yard?

You have nice legs. What time do they open?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m really horny, let’s go and screw.

It must be cold in here – or are you just happy to see me?

Hey baby lets play army I’ll lay down you can blow me up.

Bond….James Bondfunny pick up lines work great on women who like to laugh

If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

Does my breath smell okay?

It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

I lost my rubber duckie. Would you bathe with me instead?

Who’s your daddy?

Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

Mind if i stand here until it’s safe where i farted.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you throw it on top of me?

Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?

Can I flirt with you?

Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation? funny pick up lines get girls to laugh

I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!

You’re like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can’t stop you!

Which one of the Spice girls are you?

Hi! Can I buy you the Taj Mahal?

Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

If I followed you home would you keep me?

I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

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