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Q. Why didn’t Hitler drink tequila?

A. Cause it made him mean.

Why wouldn’t Eva Braun give Adolf a blowjob?

He always left a Nazi taste in her mouth.

Q: How did German men pick up Jewish women in the 1940s?

A: With a dustpan and brush.

Q: Why did the gypsies also end up at the camps?

A: Because they stole the jews’ train tickets.

Q: Whats’s the difference between 90s Sarajevo and Auschwitz?

A: At least in Auschwitz they’ve got gas.

Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A: A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it into the oven.

Q: Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised?

A: Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it’s 20% off

Q: Why did Hitler murder himself?

A: He couldn’t pay the Gas Bill.

Q: What’s the difference between a cow and the holocaust?

A: You can just milk a cow for around 12 years.

Q: What did Hitler and Terry Fox have in common?

A: Neither could finish a race.

Q: What is hitler’s most loved planet?

A: Jew-piter.

Q: Why does Hitler hate golf?

A: Because he always finishes up in the bunker.


Hitler In Hell

What did Hitler say to Eichmann when he saw him in hell? if i knew you were coming i would have baked you a kike.


A Favor

Hitler and Goring are remaining at the highest point of Berlin’s tallest radio tower. Hitler says he needs to do something that will brighten up the German individuals. So gutting says “why not jump from the tower?” 


Hitler defines peace

A peace of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia and a chunk of Turkey.


Hitler’s Madness

Hitler was maddened by the anti-nazi jokes that were famous in Germany when he came to power. He issued a request to the Gestapo: “Discover who’s responsible and convey him to me!” So a Jewish comic, Y ossel von Gold bloom, was dragged into the Fuhrer’s vicinity. Hitler thundered: “Did you imagine the one about me also, the ***?” “Yes,” conceded Gold bloom. “Shouldn’t something be said about the one about me and the swine?” “Yes, me as well,” gestured Gold bloom. “Also, the particular case that says the day I pass on will be a Jewish occasion?” “That as well, I’m anxious,” admitted Gold bloom. “You pig of a Jew!” shouted Hitler. “Don’t you understand I’m the Fuhrer of the Third Reich – an incredible domain that will last a thousand years?” “Ha! Ha!” screeched Gold bloom, falling everywhere, “that is grand! Anyway, you can’t blame me for that one – I never heard it!”


Hitler Assassination

There were two professional killers that should kill Hitler when he escaped from a meeting at one toward the evening, one o’clock moves around, no Hitler, two o’clock, still no Hitler, so at three the first professional killer swings to the second and says “Well I think nothing happened to him”

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