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Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

Do you live on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

You’re just like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I’d love to spread them!

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.

I think it’s time I tell you what people are saying behind your back… “Nice ass!”

I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?

Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass.

Do you go to church often? Cause you’re gonna be on your knees tonight.

You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

What’s the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!

I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.

I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?

Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!

I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see

you and find out that I don’t need it after all.

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

I’m hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

That dress looks great on you…as a matter of fact, so would I.

So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.

Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

Do you like to draw? Cause I put the D in Raw.

Baby I last longer than a white crayon.

Do you like whales? Cause we can go hump back at my place.

I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

“Do you like cherries?” [No.] “Ok, can I have yours?”

Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I’ll throw you my meat.

Don’t ever change. Just get naked.

You have been very naughty. Go to my room!

Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them…

Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

Remember my name, because you’ll be screaming it later!

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.

I’m peanut butter, you’re jelly, let’s have sex.

Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.

Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)

Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?

Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.

Are you from China? Cause I’m China get in your pants.

Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it

Do you work for Papa Johns? Cause you’re a fine pizza ass.

[Look down at your crotch] It’s not just going to suck itself.

I only have 12 hours to live… please don’t let me die a virgin.

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