Twitter pickup lines
lovedit collected some funniest Twitter Pickup Lines. Check out these most funniest and naughtiest pickup lines for twitter. post your favorite twitter pickup line in comments. Enjoy!!!
|TWITTER PICKUP LINES|
Was that an earthquake or did u just tweet my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your tweets come true
There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how tweet you look.
I never need to see the sun again, because your tweets light up my world!
If you go out with me, I promise I’ll #FF FollowFriday you every day of the week!
Follow me so I can DM you “tweet” dreams.
I heard you were taking apps for a new tweetheart… I’m here to apply!
If I had a star for every time your tweet brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my tweetup line
Babe, your tweets makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
I’m not drunk, I’m just twitoxicated by you.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl on Twitter?
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your tweets!
You can tweet on a building, you can tweet in a tree, but baby, the best way to tweet is to tweet with me.
I want to tweet the rest of my life with you.
Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we tweet
A tweet from you is like a song from heaven!
Baby, I’m gonna rock your twitter!
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your tweets.
I know Twitter does a body good, you must have been tweeting a lot!
You make me believe in love at first tweet!
Let’s tweet till the sun comes up!
You make my heart all atwitter!
I hope you know CPR, because your tweets take my breath away.
I have never had a tweet come true until the day that I met you.
I’m sorry, were you tweeting to me? (Her: No.) Well then, please start.
Are your fingers tired, because you’ve been tweeting through my mind all day long.
Hey, haven’t we tweeted before? I remember, it was in my dreams!
Can I tweet with you?
I never need to see the sun again because your tweets light up my world.