VAMPIRE PICKUP LINES
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|VAMPIRE PICKUP LINES|
Are those fangs or are you just happy to see me?
I turn into an animal in bed. No really, I’m serious.
If i was a vampire i’d bite you.
Your eyes are like my skin, sparkles in the sun.
One hour with me and you’ll be seeing THREE reflections in a mirror.
If I said you have a beautiful corpse, would you hold it against me?
Is that bloodlust I’m sensing — or just lust?
You have permission to enter me anytime.
Do you really remember Cleopatra? (Vampire: “Yes.”) I’ll make you forget her!
You sound English. I can show you a bloody good time.
I’m a 500 year old cougar, And the best you’ll ever have.
Hey girl! Wanna go out for a bite.
I suck. You suck. Let’s make this a party.
You’re like the sun you’re so hot you make my blood boil.
I can really suck the life out of you.
They say my blood is the sweetest. Wanna find out how the rest me tastes?
Hey big boy, I bet you can stay up all night.
Don’t worry, I won’t impale you…with a stake.
You’re so sexy, you make me want to whip something out — and it’s not a crucifix.
I’m a vampire in the streets, But a real devil in the sheets.
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