Dirty Pick Up Lines 100+
Dirty pick up lines that work on 100% grade A sluts.
They almost always get wet when you drop one of these on them . . . in the right situation.
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Dirty pick up lines work best with slutty DTF type of girls. If you are at a bar or club and spot a girl who looks like a slut you should 100% not hesitate and drop one of these dirty pick up lines on them. You might ask … how can I tell if she is a slut or not? Sluts make it pretty obvious there sluts, us men just have to read between the lines sometimes to make sure. Clear examples include: Fake nails, hair extensions, tan bronzer, fake blonde hair, short skirts, belly button pierced (or pretty much anything pierced other then the ears), skimpy outfits, LARGE bug eyed glasses, etc.
I can probe list at least a hundred things girls do/wear that point out that they are sluts. Here’s what this is all about… these sluts… they know they are sluts, and sluts for the most part are pretty cool chic's(I have never met a slut that was not cool), sluts almost think like dudes. What’s this got to do with you? its simple, when you use a dirty pick up lines on a slut ,she automatically knows you are interested in her because you are giving her attention that every girl wants ( sluts more-so then others) and she knows you want to fuck. And since you are the one going up to her and saying something funny to break the ice along the lines of what kind of girl she is, she will 99.999% of the time hold your attention for the first 10 seconds. After that its up to you to keep her interested.
What’s most important is if you are going to pick up a girls in a bar or club or any other kind of social setting you need to make sure you use the right pickup line for the right type of girl. Using dirty pick up lines on nerdy girls are not going to work as well as they would with sluts. Make sure you remember a few of these, I would hand write a few of the ones you like and remember them and practice how you would say them infront of a girl.
Baby, Ive got and eight inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Can I take you to the Bone-yard?
Are you cold? You should be; you’ve been naked in my mind all night.
Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody’s cumming.
Are you in to Casual Sex or should I dress up?
Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I’ll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out
Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let’s have sex.
Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Damn, I thought “Very-Fine” only came in a bottle!
Can you believe it? It’s been more than fifteen minutes since I’ve had sex.
Can I please be your slave tonight?
Can I see your tan lines?
Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ‘em.
Are those space pants you’re wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?Very hot girl
Do you take it up the ass?
Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?Do you wanna box? [Yes.] Well, get on your hands and knees and give me two blows to the head.
I want to kiss your belly button, and move all the way down to your lips
As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
Do you know anything about real estate? (Grab crotch or breasts) I was just wondering if you could tell me if this is a lot.
Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop? Wanna find out?
Do you like chicken? Suck this, it’s pretty foul!picking up dirty girls
Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a cock?
Do you like chips? Because if you are frito lay than I am a barrel of fun!
Do you like clocks? (if yes) put two hands and a face on this. (pointing down)
Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
Don’t you think most people who use pickup lines are dipsticks? (Yup) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
Don’t sweat the petty things… pet the sweaty things!
Don’t worry, I don’t get emotionally involved. It’s just physical.
Erections like these don’t grow on trees you know.
Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms? (sure to get responses)
Excuse me , she says “Uh huh”, do you have any Grey Poupon? no? well we can still get the sandwich action going on baby.
Excuse me M’am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)
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Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it’s a gem.
Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let’s go to my room and put our pieces together.
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
Do you want a worm-do? (Whats a worm do?) It does this..(Move your finger like a worm~~~~~~)
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Excuse me, but I think that you are too drunk to drive. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? [Does it] Next, I need for you to bend over and spell “RUN”.
Excuse me, but I’m freeballing, can I borrow your underwear?
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
“Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” Woman: “What’s that?” You: This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Excuse me, but you have a “dick for” on your head. [What's a "dick for"?] I’ll show you.
Excuse me, but you’ve got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder! (What’s a Wild Blocost?) How much do ya got?
Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
Do you want to see something swell?
Do you want to see the soles of your feet in the wing mirrors in my car?
Excuse me, but do you have the temperature?
Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Excuse me, is it true that you’re a sexual tyrannosaurus?
Excuse me, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
Excuse me, I’ve seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?
Nice fucking weather. Want to?
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.
(Put out hand) Give me five. (after they give you five, leave your hand up)
Give me elbow. (after they give you elbow, leave your hand up) Give me shoulder. (after they give you shoulder, leave your hand up) Give me nose. (after they give you nose, leave your hand up) Give me head.
Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Nice legs, lets eat out.
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Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
Oh, yeah, [band name] is really great. . . I have all their rare stuff. You can come over to my place and tape it all if you want.
Oh, you’re a bird watcher….(Whip outyour unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow?
Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you’d mind if I fantasize about you?
Sex is a killer … want to die happy?.
Sex is evil; Evil issin; Sin is forgiven; so let’s begin.
Show me your pussy!
Since we shouldn’t waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
Sit on my face and let me get to ‘nose’ you better?
Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.Pick up artists love dirty girls
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
So long as we’re in the theater….why don’t we get some play?
So you wanna get laid? Then crawl up a chicken’s butt and wait.
Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
Perhaps you recognize me from one of the popular adult movies I was in.
Person #1: hey, you wanna do a 68? Person #2: What? Person #1: You go down, and I’ll owe you one.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let’s go screw.
Save water, shower with a friend!
Say, that’s a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I’ve got one that I’m just dying to put in your drawers.
So, Is it safe to say I’m gonna score?
[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
Tell me how my cum tastes.
Thanks for the blow job last night. (What blow job? I didn’t give you one.)
You didn’t? You owe me one.
That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d becoming too!
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
That’s a nice shirt, can I take you out of it?
So, what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your ass tonight?
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
Someone vacuum my lap, I think you need a clean place to sit.
The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue.
The Lord gave us the power to fuck. So, let’s go have sex!
The most common pickup line used in a gay bar: May I push in your stool?
I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor…what say we tie up for the night?
I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good.
I’m Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
I’m leaving this place … want to cum?
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
Stand back, I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I’ll loosen her clothes.
(Stare at her until she says “What!?!”) It isn’t just gonna suck itself.
Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, “Wanna screw?”
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it and say: “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?
That’s a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place.
Try me once and if you don’t like it, what have you wasted? What, six hours of your life? It’d be more if you want foreplay.
Um…I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
Use index finger to call someone over then say, “I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.”
WAIT, don’t drink that. Don’t you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I’m sorry. I guess it’s too late.
Wanna fuck like bunnies?
Wanna fuck, or should I call my lawyer?
That’s a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!
The best part of me is covered up.
The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount.
There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
They call me “coffee”. I grind so fine.
They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.
This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
This isn’t a beer belly, It’a a fuel tank for a love machine.
This Valentine’s Day, I really want you to know how I feel…..So you better use both hands.
Wanna get down with me like four flat tires?
Wanna play “kite”? I lay down, you blow and we’ll see how high you can make me.
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.
Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, “do you want to taste my drink?”
Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night long!
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!
Wanna play Pearl Harbor?….Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
What color is your shit?
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
What do you like for breakfast?
What do you think of Bill Clinton? (Answer…) Yeah, me too, but I try not to follow that stuff regarding Bill, Hilliary, or Monica.
Want a cigar?
What has 58 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
What’ll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene tits!
Wasn’t I supposed to eat you somewhere?
We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.
Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head.
(Excuse me?) It’s dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.
Why do I have a pierced tongue? You’ll soon find out.
Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Will you marry me for just one night?
(Wiping your face), Oh I’m sorry, (wiping your face), let me clear a place for you to sit!
With one touch I can make you make noise only dogs can hear!
Woman to Man: Did you just grab my ass? No? Well you can if you want too!.
Woman to Man: I’ll give you a nickel if I can tickle your pickle….
We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.
[What are you doing?] I’m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
What are you doing tonight beside me?
What can I do to make you sleep with me?
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??
Woman to Man: Either my eyes need checking or you’re the best looking guy I’ve seen all week.
Woman to Man: Hi, I’m a taudry slut looking for a good time
Would you fuck a complete stranger? (No) Then Hi, my name is…
What’s better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
When she asks, for a match. How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?
Woman to Man: Like the hurricane said to the coconut tree; hold on to your nuts I’m gonna give you the blow of your life.
Woman to Man: You know how I am with dicks? I suck at it.
Woman to Man: Do you train cats? (Man: No, why?) Woman: Because you just made my pussy cum!
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
You are rubber, I’m glue, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck you.
You are so beautiful, that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass, just to jerk off in your shadow.
You are so fine that I’d eat your shit just to see where it came from.
You be Poland, I’ll be Germany
You bring a whole new meaning to the word, “edible.”
Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
Would you like to see my circumcision scar?
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
Wow! Are those real?
Wow, you have some sweet birthin’ hips.
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
Woman to Man: If you’re naughty go to your room. If you wanna be naughty go to my room!
Woman to Man: Is your dad a peanut maker? ‘Cause you’ve got nice nuts!
Woman to Man: Roses are Red; Apples are Sour; I’ll Spread my legs; And you can show me your “power”
Woman to Man: Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
You know what they say about guys with big hands? [What] Big latex.
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.” Watch her smile!
Yeah, it’s big and if you pet it, it spits
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat meright, and I’ll do it your way right away.
You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…
You know, you’re very easy on the eyes…and very hard on my erection.
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
You look a little feverish. Luckily I always have an oral thermometer on me.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
You look like my type: nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing. (What’s wrong with my clothing?)
They’re still on.
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
You make my software turn to hardware!
You can’t be first, but you could be next.
You got nice breasts, but