BASEBALL PICKUP LINES
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|BASEBALL PICKUP LINES|
Are you Sonny Gray cause I just wanna stare at your curves all day.
I regret it every moment of my life.
Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter.
You can call me the A’s because I’m destroying that Kitty right now.
Babe, I didn’t forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
“what’s the ‘win probability’ of me taking you home tonight, baby?”
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I’m a good, hard wood.
As a baseball player , I know my way around the bases.
I’ve already striked out 3 times today, lets not make it 4.
Are you in the outfield? Because you’re an angel.
“I’m the type girl that’ll let you score behind home plate”
Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?
“I’m an umpire – give me your number so I can make the call.”
The girl is baseball , because I want to hit him.
How about you and I go play a few extra innings?
Are we in the bullpen? Cuz you’re warming me up.
You’re getting a long one tonight, and I’m not talking about the Home Run Derby.
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger.
Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I’m a long reliever.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
“wanna come over and calculate some fip”
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that’s cool. I’m not picky.
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