BASKETBALL PICKUP LINES

Check Out these most funniest collection of basketball pick up lines, Break the silence start these funny, cheesy pickup lines at the right time :P. Enjoy!!!

BASKETBALL PICKUP LINES

If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?

(Once she gets out of a relationship)Aye girl, are you Dennis

Rodman? Cause I’ll be your rebound.

If you were a basketball, I would never shoot you because I will always miss you.

Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause i already got balls.

Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it’d look even nicer on my bedroom floor.

May i put my balls in your basket?

Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.

I hit threes all the time but you’d be my first ten.

Are you on the rebound? Because my D. Favors you.

Hey girl, Monta Ellis must be jealous. Because you, truly, have it all.

I’ve never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won’t be my first.

You may have heard that I’m a great ball handler. Wanna sample my skills?

If you were a basketball, I’d never pass because I want to keep you all to myself