Corny Pick Up Lines

Corny pick up lines actually work great when you  know the girl is already down to fuck.

In fact, if you can use corny pick up lines as a sort of litmus test, if  you use one of these corny pick up lines and she laughs you are guaranteed pussy hole. Any girl who laughs at a corny pickup line isn’t even listening to what you have to say… the only thing on her mind is getting some dick. In fact, the next time you think you are sure you are going home with a girl, use one of these corny pick up lines as a test to see if she laughs.

 

Corny Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!

Are there any more like you at home?

Don’t let me be the one that got away!

I’d like to give you CPR!

Tonight’s the night, right?corny pick up lines get sexy girls

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

My wife doesn’t understand me.

I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.

Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

That shirt is very becoming on you. Although if I were on you I’d be coming too.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be the McGourgous.

Do you work for NASA? Because you’re outta this world.

Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?

People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!corny pick up lines get you sexy girls with hot butts

Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.

Baby, baby, I’m fallin’ in love, fallin’ in love again.

That shirt is very becoming on you. Although if I were on you I’d be coming too.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

(Gray-haired person says): There’s snow on my roof, but fire in my furnace.

You’re once, twice, three times a lady.

Did you ever think we’d meet like this?

I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

Let’s have a drink; we’ll make beautiful music together.

Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?

If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!