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I don’t want jalebis or gulab jamans… neither of them are as sweet as you!

The day I saw you, I cancelled my account

Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won’t be sari if you go out with me.

Baby, I’d love to squeeze your gulab jamuns.

Baby, we go together like daal and bhaat.

I’m addicted to you like an aunty to chai.

I wanna be the sambal to your dosa.

I need to break my fast, Can I have a date

How about we get together and I mix my pani with your puri.

Hey I don’t like to brag but I have a 10 year U.S. visa.

Hey baby wanna do some mauja hi mauja, please be my zauja

Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.

Do you eat a lot of pizza because tu cheese badi hai mast mast.

Do you believe in love at first sight, Or should I wear my PTI shirt and walk by again

Babygurl are you from Pakistan? cause there’s a ban on my

thinking capacity everytime you are around.

Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.

Baby, we go together like daal and bhaat.

You put the desi in desirable.

You look like you could use some hot chocolate.

You know, our parents engaged us when we were little… I guess they forgot to tell you.

You complete me like naraa completes shalwar.

You are like rice and curry… I could eat you all day.

Twinkle twinkle little star, will you be my pehla pyaar? Up above

the world so high, I’m not even scared of your bada bhai.

That’s a nice sari. Can I talk you out of it?

That sari looks very nice on you, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

Your butt is rounder than my idlis.

You wanna taste my kulfi?

You are the chutney to my samosa.

Are you a dhol? Cause I wanna tap that ass.