MEDIEVAL PICK UP LINES

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MEDIEVAL PICK UP LINES

I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.

Come up to my chamber and I’ll show you the largest treasure in the land.

Do you practice safe hex? — anon. (I don’t know who sent me this one, but I liked it. So there)

You look like a maiden in distress, why don’t I save you? — Mark Hill

That’s a nice chastity belt you’re wearing. My blacksmith friends and I can help you out of it.

How about going out with a guy who doesn’t have the plague for a change?

If I were that horse, I’d rather you mounted me without the saddle.

My goat bite is no longer infected, so would you like to dance?

Fair Maiden, you can scale my battlements any day!

What’s a princess like you doing in a dungeon like this?

I’d rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you.

Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!

When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren’t the only things that got stretched.

I might have lost most of my limbs in battle but I’ve still got one left.

Darling, these Trojans are rather painful…We may need some oil for this armor.

No, I’m actually a wizard. Want to see my crystal balls?

You look like a maiden in distress, why don’t I save you?

Yes, fair maiden, I am indeed a wizard. Shall I make your clothes disappear?

I’m really a prince cursed by an evil witch. Tell me, do you have sex with frogs?

Fair Maiden, your cups runneth over.

I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?

It’s not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.

I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!

Don’t believe the rumours you’ve heard… the Bubonic plague didn’t affect my important organs.

Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours.

They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.

What a fine gown you’re wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?

Honest, milady, it will help clear up the pox marks.

Hey baby, King Arthur isn’t the only one with a big round thing. How ’bout coming up and waxing mine?

Been there, slain that.

Pestilence makes the heart go wander.

Oh yea baby- black plague, leprosy, or scarlet fever- honey, I’ve got the cure for you.

You is know that chastity belt of yours would look great on my sleeping chambers floor.

My! But you are a beautiful damsel in distress! Allow me to help you out of it.

What a fine gown you wear, my lady. Perchance couldst I talk you out of it?

What a fine set of chalices you have.

It seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.

You wouldn’t happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath his sword, would you?

Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?

If I were a horse, I’d rather you mounted me without the saddle.

Would you care to see my longsword in action?

You look like a maiden in distress, why don’t I save you?

Your chastity belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping chamber.

Excuse me, Milady, would you have a place where I may sheath my longsword?

Ever see a passion play? Would you like to?

So…been to any good hangings lately?

Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours.

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