Christmas pickup lines

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Christmas pickup lines

Christmas pickup lines

1. Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
2. Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?
3. Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
4. Even Santa can’t make candy as sweet as you.
5. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
6. I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
7. Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
8. Like candy canes and Christmas, I and you were minting for each other.
9. If I was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.
10. If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
11. Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
12. That Christmas tree isn’t the only thing that’s going to have an angel on top of it.
13. Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
14. Can I be the milk to your cookies?
15. If a big man puts you in a bag tonight, don’t worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
16. Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
17. If you were a reindeer, you’d be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?
18. Baby, we need to get together before Christmas — because you can’t spell “love” with No-el.
19. Can I take a picture of you? I want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.
20. I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.
21. I take romance to a new level — I don’t cuddle; I hibernate.
22. Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas.
23. If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
24. What’s the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas but you’ve stolen my heart.
25. Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.

Dirty Christmas Pick-Up Lines

1. Wanna Scrooge?
2. Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
3. I’ve checked twice and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list.
4. I have the stamina of a jolly, round man — I can go all night long.
5. Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
6. The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.
7. I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl.
8. That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!
9. Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
10. I just got some mistletoe; how about we go back to my place and try it out?
11. Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
12. Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
13. Ever done it in a sleigh?
14. I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
15. Wanna sit on the North Pole tonight?
16. Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
17. Screw the nice list;
18. I’ve got you on my nice and naughty list!
19. Is your name Jingle Bells? ‘Cause you look like you go all the way.
20. Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
21. I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list; I just want to be on your to-do list.
22. Girl, if you come to my house on Black Friday, all clothes will be 100 percent off.
23. You looking to get fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laid?
24. Let me help you out of that ugly sweater.
25. Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas? Because it looks like you could use something horny.
26. What do you say we make this a Not-So-Silent Night?
27. The only package I want this Christmas is yours.
28. Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.
29. Can I introduce you to my red-nosed reindeer?

Cheesy Christmas pickup lines

1. I might be a Grinch, but that just means I’ve got something that’ll grow three sizes.
2. Are you Adam Sandler? Because I’m ready to give you eight crazy nights.
3. I want to fill you up with my holiday spirit.
4. Unlike Santa, I’ll bring over some toys if you want to get naughty.
5. Want to climb into my warm and fuzzy cloak?
6. You’d be the first gift I’d unwrap Christmas morning.
7. I like my Christmas stockings held up by garter belts.
8. Of all the magnetic poles in the world, you had to walk into mine.
9. Let’s make this a not-so-silent night.
10. Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
11. You make me more excited than seeing gifts under a Christmas tree.
12. I’m not Santa, but do you want to sit on my lap and tell me what you want this Christmas?
13. How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight?
14. If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it’s cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
15. If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
16. Are you a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
17. How about you show me peace on earth and I’ll show you goodwill toward men?
18. Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole”?
19. I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list.
20. My bedroom is the warmest place for 500 miles. Looks like we have to head there if we want to stay warm.
21. I’ll definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
22. Want a gift? Because my best toys run on batteries.
23. Is your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
24. Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
25. Let me help you out of that ugly sweater.
26. The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast too.
27. Wanna Scrooge?
28. I’m not Santa, but do you want to sit on my lap and tell me what you want this Christmas?
29. Do you like the song “Jingle Bells”? Because we could go all the way.
30. How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight?

Cute Christmas pickup lines

1. Let’s make this a not-so-silent night.
2. We don’t need a sleigh, you can ride me instead.
3. Wanna see the toys the elves made for adults?
4. Let’s both be naughty and save Santa the trip tonight.
5. Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
6. I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
7. I know what gift I want to give you tonight.
8. I want your chestnuts roasting on my open fire.
9. Santa isn’t the only one coming to town.
10. Call me your Christmas tree, because you’re turning me on.
11. Come over here and let me jingle your bells.
12. Let’s deck the halls with each other.
13. The star on the tree isn't the only star on top.
14. Are you ornaments? Because I want you all over my tree.
15. You're the first gift I want to unwrap on Christmas morning
16. It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
17. There’s snow one like you.
18. I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
19. Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
20. Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
21. If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen because I bet you look this good year-round.
22. Call me Rudolph because you just sleighed me.
23. Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
24. I was going to warm my hands by the fireplace but you’re much hotter.
25. You’re not just a gift, you’re the whole package.
26. You’re my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
27. Did it just start snowing in here? You took my breath away.
28. You’re my top artist on this year’s Spotify Wrapped.
29. Do you see what I see? You’re the perfect holiday date.
30. Let’s get drinks ’cause I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
31. I don’t need Christmas lights, you’re already shining so bright.
32. Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, angel?
33. Do you live in an igloo? Because you're pretty cool.

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