100+ Funny Pickup Lines, Massages, SMS, chats For WhatsApp And Instagram (Hindi)

baitha kr mehbooba ke julfo ke saaye me aisa Josh aya, baith kr mehbooba ke julfo ke saaye me aisa josh aaya, uske baap ne dekh lia Fir ICU me hosh aaya
     
masoom mohobbat ka bas itna fasana hai, mummy ghar se jaane nahi deti aur muje date pe jana hai
     
maine kaha ishq me fanna ho jao, usne kaha paper chal rahe hain dafa ho jao
     
mere sapne me aai ek sundar pari, mere sapno me aai ek sundar pari, aur boli question no.1 is compulsory
     
mere pyar ko bewafai ka inam de gayi, mere Dil ko yaro ka paigam de gayi, maine kahq mere Dilme dard hai, to pgli jate jate jhandu baam de gayi
     
hai tu agar mera Dilbar, hai tu agar mera Dilbar, to aaj ke lunch ka Bill tu bhar
     
log puchte hain aasman me taare kitne hain, log puchte hain aasaman me taare kitne hain, saale ye nahi puchte ki Dunia me kuware kitne hain
     
vo hume bhul jaaye is baat ka hame gum nahi, doob mare vo ladki jiski kismat me hum nahi
     
apne dard ko chupana sikh lia, har baat par muskurana seekh lia, bas ye do line bolkar, sundar ladki patana sikh lia
     
humne pucha usse ke, bhula dia hume kaise, baja ke chutkia vo boli, aise aise aise
     
Kya aapke paas mere Dil ki chabi hai ( she- nahi) to fir tala hi tod do
     
maana ki hum mohobbat ka izhar nahi karte iska matlb ye nahi ki ham pyar nahi karte
     
kash pagli tere Dil ke bhi chunav hote, kam se kam umeedvar banke tere saamne to khade hote
     
Zindagi me jo jakhm dia, unhe mai sil leta hun, Jaanu tum aalu ubalo mai matar chil leta hun
     
Yar ek baat batao ki ye Choti abcd badi ABCD se kitne saal choti hai
     
maut aur mohobbat to bas naam se badnam hai, asli dard to slow internet deta hai
     
itna bhi mat ghuma e zindagi, shaher ka shayar hun, MRF ka tyer nahi
     
Kagaj pe likhi gajal, bakri chaba gayi, charcha pure shaher me ho gaya, bakri sher kha gayi
     
tera pyar bhi 2 hajar ki note ki tarah hai, dar lagta hai kahi nakli to nahi
     
Mohabbat nahi to mukadma hi kar de, tareekh de tareekh mulakat to hogi
       
bhagwan se to mang lenge tumhe bas tumhare papa se darte hain
     
Dunia ki aadhi prem kahaniya to Facebook ki pending friend request me atki hui hai
     
Roz dua karta hun bhagwan se ki bhut sukoon se jee raha hun, koi tang karne wali hi de de aur dekho bhagwan ne Sun li aur tum Mil gayi
     
Dil lagane se acha hai, ped lagao kam se kam chao to denge
     
jag ghumya thare jaisa na koi, aur agar maara dimag ghumya to fir maare jaisa na koi
     
teri yaad me ye Dil itna kho jata hai, jaise maths ki class me koi bacha soo jata hai
     
pahle to julmi ne pakdi kalai, fir usne chupke se ungli dabai(fir) fir kya, blood test ayse hi hota hai
     
Na pimple wali ke lia, na Dimple wali ke lia, ye photo hai sirf Simple wali ke lia
     
angreji ki Kitab ban gayi ho tum, pasand to aati ho par samgh nahi aati
     
hamne socha tha har mod par yaad karege tuje par kya karu ji puri sadak seedhi nikli koi mod hi nahi aaya
     
Ladkia kahti hain ki sab ladke pagal hote hain, fir kahti hain ki ham ladko se kam hain kya
    
teen talaq me baad ab supreme court ko I Love you as a friend par bhi sunwai karni chahiye
     
muje tumko patana bhi nahi hai aur zindagi se hatana bhi nahi hai
     
pyar me kuch ho ya na ho, phone jaroor silent ho jata hai, jabse tumse mila hun, mera phone bhi silent ho gaya hai
     
Tumhare pyar me agar election hote to, Farzi vote daal kr hi jeet jata
     
Dil aur dimag Zid par aade hain, dono tumhare pyar me pade hain
     
Tum OLX par Bhi account banao to mai waha bhi girlfriend request bhej duga
     
Suno sambhal kar chala karo, agar pair fisal gaya to seedha, pyar me girogi
     
ye to mujpar bada atyachar ho gaya, majak majak me muje tumse pyar ho gaya
     
mai ashiqi ke us level par hun, jaha se ishq uninstall bhi nahi ho sakta hai
     
na kisi se dushmani hai na apni yaari, tumhari sautan to pat gayi hai ab tumhari baari
    
suno ap bhut Cute ho, fir kaise mute ho
     
Mai prestige se inkaar nahi karta, kyuki jo biwi se kare pyar vo prestige se kaise kare inkaar
     
us swarg se kya lena jisme tum nahi, us narak se kya darna jisme tum sath ho, kyuki tumne jana to narak me hi hai
     
pahle sabar ka fal meetha hota tha ab sabar ke fal ke kahi aur shadi ho jati hai
     
kash me golgappa hota to kam se kam tumhare mu me paani to aata muje dekh kar
     
Jab apne se jyada kisi aur ki fikar hone lage to samagh lena ki tumhare zaleel hone ki din aa gaye hain
     
pyar na hua tumhara UPSC ka exam ho gaya hai 2 saal se clear hi nahi ho raha
     
Mana Dil samundar hai hamara par kasam aapki Machli koi bhi nahi hai
     
kahte hain pyar me Nind ud jati hai, koi hamse bhi mohobbat kare, kambakt nind bhut aati hai
     
Mushkil to ye hai ki mai abhi thik tarah se bigda bhi nahi aur tumne sudharna shuru kar dia

suno ap bhut Cute ho, fir kaise mute ho
     
Mai prestige se inkaar nahi karta, kyuki jo biwi se kare pyar vo prestige se kaise kare inkaar
     
us swarg se kya lena jisme tum nahi, us narak se kya darna jisme tum sath ho, kyuki tumne jana to narak me hi hai
     
pahle sabar ka fal meetha hota tha ab sabar ke fal ke kahi aur shadi ho jati hai
     
kash me golgappa hota to kam se kam tumhare mu me paani to aata muje dekh kar
     
Jab apne se jyada kisi aur ki fikar hone lage to samagh lena ki tumhare zaleel hone ki din aa gaye hain
     
pyar na hua tumhara UPSC ka exam ho gaya hai 2 saal se clear hi nahi ho raha
     
Mana Dil samundar hai hamara par kasam aapki Machli koi bhi nahi hai
     
kahte hain pyar me Nind ud jati hai, koi hamse bhi mohobbat kare, kambakt nind bhut aati hai
     
Mushkil to ye hai ki mai abhi thik tarah se bigda bhi nahi aur tumne sudharna shuru kar dia
   
aapki dp dekh kar to meri kidney me heart attack aa jata hai aur liver dhadakne lagta hai
     
Agar tum triangle hoti to tum 90° degree hoti, kyuki tum hamesha right hoti ho
     
wase jaan kar bhut bura laga aapke Phone me camera nahi hai, tabhi to aap apni Dp nahi lagate ho
     
Tum abhi sirf 1 ho jisse mai pyar krta hun but 10 saal baad ek aur hogi jisko ma pyar kruga aur vo tumhe mummy bol kar bulayegi aur muje papa
     
tum meri sabse khubsurat kamjori ho
     
Mai genie to nahi par shadi ke baad Tumhari sari wish puri jaroor karuga
     
mai tumhare phone number ko apne Phone number se 1 sec me ad kr sakta hun, so can i have your number
     
ab mai aa gaya hun to mom Dad ko bol dena Rishta dhudne ki jaroort nahi hai
     
agar Cute hona crime hota to tum aaj jail me hoti
     
Jitna nasha Tumhe dekh kar ho raha hai na uske Baad mai agar gadi chaluga to Chalan ho jayega
     
mere Dil ki website me apne pyar ka Advertisement laga do
    
mai tumse LIC karwana chahta hun, taki tum mere paas raho, zindagi ke sath bhi aur zindagi ke baad bhi
     
yar mera Mobile no. kho gaya hai, kya tum apna de sakti ho mai jaldi waps kr duga
     
tum mere lia phone charger ho, kyuki jaise charger ke bina Phone oFf ho jata hai waise tumhare bina mera Moof off ho jata hai
     
Aaj Tumne pani piya Tha ( She- han) congratulations aap jeet chuki hain meri Girlfriend bnne ka sunhera mauka
     
Meri yadon ke Godown me sirf tumhare pyar ka hi stock bhara hai
     
yar mai shadi krne ki soch Raha hun, Band, Wedding point sab chiz ka itnezam ho gya hai, Bas dulhan nhi milri, Tum aa jao thodi der ke lia
     
Tumhe dekhne ke baad lagta hai, meri mangi hui mannat puri ho gayi hai
     
Tum diwali ke din paida hui thi na, kyuki Tum murga chap bomb ho
     
Tum dictionary ki Rishtedar ho kya, kyuki Tumhe dekhne ke baad muje jeene ka Matlb mil gaya hai
     
agar tum Vegetable hoti to tum Cutecumber hoti
     
aap breakfast me dove(soap) khate ho kya, to fir aap itne Cute kaise ho
  
Suno ye Pic dekhne ke baad ek baat bolna chahta hun, ki aag ke paas mat jana, kyuki pataka lag rahi ho, fat jaogi
     
yar tumhe dekh kar to Red wine ko bhi nasha ho jayega
     
maine tumse Loan lia hai kya(She- nahi) to fir mera tum par interest kyu badhta jaa raha hai
     
Tumhare paas Inhaler hai, kyuki tumne meri sansen Chin li hain
     
Doctor ne kaha hai mujme Vitamin U ki kami hai, meri Life me aakar kami dur kar do
     
Sab kahte hain Yoga Se Hoga, Kya yoga se tumhe mujse pyar hoga
     
Tumhe dekh kar muje apni Future wife ki yaad aati hai
     
apni ek Pic de do mom ko unki bahu dikhani hai
     
tum google ho kya, kyuki jo kuch mai ek ladki se bachpan me dhud raha tha vo sab kuch tum me hai
     
Mai ek Phone number ki book likh raha hun, So muje apka number likhna hai isme
     
Tum beautiful hone ke alawa aur kya Job karti ho
      
apni zindagi se jyada mujhe tumse pyar hai,
tumhe doli me bitha kar ghar laane ka khayal hai
     
meri jaan mujpr ehsaan itna kar do, meri zindagi me apni chahat ka rang bhar do
     
tum hans kar girao bijleeya dil par,
ye Dil jaan e man tumhara hi rahega
katal kar do ya le lo jaan meri,
ye banda ashiq tumhara hi rahega
     
maine sab kuch paya hai bas tujko paana baki hai,
kuch kami nahi zindagi me bass tera aana baki hai
     
mai din hu-meri sham tum ho
mai neend hu-mera khwab tum ho
mai lab hu- meri baat tum ho
mai tab hu- jab mere sath tum ho
     
kisi ko deewana pasand hai,
to kisi ko parwana pasand hai,
magar hame to sirf apka muskurana pasand hai
     
Dil me hai ye arman, tumhe bna lu apni jaan
     
Tum din bhar mere Dil aur dimag me ghumte ghumte thak ti nahi ho
     
Kya tum interior decorator ho, kyuki jab bhi tum class me aati ho, pura room beautiful ho jata hai
     
apko dekh kar Dil to kya meri Kidney aur Liver bhi dhadakne lagta hai
     
Suno ye Pic dekhne ke baad ek baat bolna chahta hun, ki aag ke paas mat jana, kyuki pataka lag rahi ho, fat jaogi
   
mai tumhe ek kiss dene ki soch rha hun, agar achi lage to rakh lena, buri lage to muje waps kar dena
     
jab ek penguin ko pyar hota hai to vo kabhi alag nahi hote, to kya tum meri penguin banogi
     
Jab tumhari pic apne Phone me dekhta hun, tab mera Phone bhot hot ho jata hai
     
jidhar dekhu teri tasveer nasar aati hai
teri surat meri taqdir nazar aati hai
     
chura lia hai aapne hamare Dil ka ikrar, fir bhi apko hi banaya hai humne apna Dildar
     
jabse kia hai is dil ne,
tumhari mast nasar ka saamna
haal ye hua hai is dil ka
har waqt Dil ko padta hai thaamna
     
pure mere Dil ka karke ja armaan
dil se chahne wale ko kabhi to pahchan
     
bhul jata hu Mai sab apna kaam
aa jata hai jab is lab pe tumhara naam
     
kaun kahta hai ye dil pagal hai
pagalpan to bas ek bahaana hai,
ek bar muskura kar to dekh lo,
ye pagal dil tumhara deewana hai
     
teri arzoo me humne baharon ko dekha,
teri zusteju me humne sitaron ko dekha,
na mila tum se badhkar,
in nigaahon ne hazaron ko dekha 
     
agar ladki kabhi Sorry bole to bolo Sorry mat bolo yaar, agar bolna hi hai to I Love You bolo aur apni 3 friend ko bolo vo bhi I love you bolen
     
mai apko propose karu to aap jhadu se marogi ya belan se ( ladki kuch v reply kare aapne bolna hai) maar lena yaar, muje cute ladkio se maar khana acha lagta hai
     
Muje apke Dil me Ek flat chahiye aur us Flat me apka pyar chahiye
     
Mai soch raha hun ek Company shuru kar du tumhare naam se, kyuki tum to meri kismat ki chabi ho
     
agar aap Doctor hote to mai roj hospital me blood donate krne aata
     
aap itni CUte ho ki muje Lagta hai 3rd world war apko dekhne ke lia hoga
     
mai is shaher me naya hun, kya aap muje apne dil ka rasta bta sakti ho
     
kya tum turkey se ho, kyuki tumhe dekh kar mera Dil thurkey ho jata hai
     
Muj jaisa shareef ladka kya kar rha hai is Dunia mai Bina tumhare number ke
     
agar earth par gravity nahi hoti tab bhi mai tumhare pyar me gir hi jata
     
Tumhe chot to nahi lagi thi, jab Tum swarg se gir kar earth par aa gyi thi
  
biscuit ko parle g kahte hai...game ko pubg kahte hain..to aap muje suniye ji nahi kah sakte 
     
kya mai apna Dil aapke Dil me park kar sakta hun
     
Tum volcano ho kya, kyuki I Lava You( ye i love you ki tarah lagta hai islia       hai)
     
mai barsat me umbrella bhul sakta hun, par tumhari jaise cinrella ko kabhi nahi bhul sakta
     
Mere Dil se tumhare Dil ke lia ek wave aai hai usse apne Dil me Save kar lo
     
mai tumhe shadi.com par marriage Request bhej rha hun accept kar lena(ladki apko kuch v reply de aapko usko bolna hai ki) shadi.com par nahi chahiye to request wedding point par bheju ya Marriage court par
     
agar mere paas Octupus ki tarah 3 dil hote to bhi mai 3no dil tumhe hi deta
     
maine hamare lia Amazon se 1 planet order kr dia hai, bas Tum space ship order kr do, to chale apne planet par
     
aap feviquick ho kya, kyuki jabse mere Dil me aai ho, chipal gayi ho
     
maine suna hai jab saare darwaje band ho jaate hain tab bhagwan ek new darwaja khol dete hain, to kya aap wahi darwaja ho
     
Adjust Fan ban kar meri Life me adjust ho jao na (exhaust Fan ko adjust Fan bhi bolte hain)
   
kal maine ek cards ka packet kharida usme 1 queen kam thi, fir yaad aaya queen to ajkl mujse       krti hai
     
Jitna tum mere Dil aur dimag me ghumti ho na utne me to 4 bar dubai ki yatra ho jaaye
     
Mera Dil tum sambhal kar nahi rakhti islia tempered lagwa lia hai Dil par, Ab chaho to rakh lo
     
Tum me sab kuch perfect hai siwaye ek chiz ke( ladki puchegi kya to apko bolna hai) tumhare naam ke sath mera Naam nahi juda hai
     
mai tumhe birthday gift me alovera duga, kyuki tu meri, mai tera
     
tum itni Hot ho ki NASA ko pata chal gaya to tumhe mars par bhej denge, nahi to tumhari hotness se glacier pighal jayege
     
kya mai apko pura kar Sakta hun, kyuki meri mom kahti hai, apne sapne pure karo
     
Mai Soch raha hun, ek highway bnwa du tumhare Dil se mere Dil tak, taki tumhe mere Dil me aate hue Traffic na mile
     
mai tumhare sath kabhi Pokemon go nahi kheluga, kyuki tumhari jaise cute pikachu dhudna aasan nahi hai
     
mai apko kabhi miss nahi karna chahta, kyuki aap Mere Mrs. banogi to Miss nahi karna padega
   
Engineering nahi ki hai to kya hua tumse pyar to kia hai, pyar ka Flyover bna hi duga
     
Mere paas ek aysi chiz hai jo garmi aaye to Ac ban jati hai, barish aaye to Umbrell ( Ladki puchegi kya to apko bolna hai) mera Dil
     
Maine FIR likhwai hai mera Dil chori ho gaya hai, Dil ki photo akhbar me de di hai, agr tumhe kahi mile to jaroor btana
     
Playstore se mere Dil ka application apne Dil me install kr lo na
     
maine suna hai apke Blood me magnet hai, kyuki mere Blood mai IRON hai aur mai apki taraf attract ho raha hun
     
apko Dekhne ke baad mera Dil buffer krne lag jata hai
     
barish ko rain kahte hain, Rail ko train kahte hain, aur hame sab aapka Fan kahte hain
     
Tumhare Dil ka hotspot ON hai shayad, kyuki mere Dil ka Wifi aapse Connect hota jaa raha hai
     
mai soch raha hun tumhara naam sin² rakh du aur apna naam cos² rakh du, kyuki sin² + cos² =1 hota hai, so ham dono bhi ek ho jayege (2 ko press kar ke rakhne se ² ban jata hai)
     
mai tumhe islia propose nahi karta kyuki tumhari jaise girlfriend hogi to sarkar GF tax bhi laga degi
     
mai Ctrl + S daba kar tumhe apni life me save kar chuka hun, ab koi Ctrl + D daba de fir bhi delete nahi kar payega
     
tum mere lia finger print sensor ki tarah ho, jaise hi touch karti ho, mera Dil vibrate ho kar unlock ho jata hai
     
agar mai aapse apka Dil mangu to kya aap doge( ladki nahi bolegi, haan bol de maza hi aa jata na) to aapne bolna hai ki Dil nahi de sakti to kidney hi de do 2 lakh me bik jayegi
     
Muje aapke Dil me aane ka visiting card mil sakta hai kya, Apke Dil me Ghuma chahta hun
     
agar tum mera pyar mere Dil se download marna chaho to Tumhari memory full ho jayegi, par mera pyar khatm nhi hoga
     
Tum mere Dil ki sabse khubsurat dhadkan ho, Dil karta hai dhadakte hi jao
     
agar tum heart attack bhi hoti to bhi mai chahta ki tum aao, Dil me hi nahi kidney me bhi aao
     
Mera data connection slow hai par dil ka connection super hai
     
tumhare Lia Dil me ghr bnwaya hai, grah pravesh kar ke aa jao na
     
tum keyboard ho kya, kyuki tum mere type ki ho
     
Tumhara hath agar bhari ho raha ho to mom dad ko bolo mai tumhara hath thamne ko tayar hun
     
Tumhe jodna aata hai kya(addition) To fir jod kar batao ki tumhe dekh kar mera Dil behisab kyu dharakta hai
     
jaise aadhar hai sabka adhikar, waise aapke pyar bina mera jeena bekar
     
tumhari apni Airlines hain kya, to fir tumhe dekh kar me udne kyu lagta hun
     
mentos khao, dimag ki batti jalao, aur time nikal kar mujse milne aao
     
Muje shadi ke baad 22 bache chahiye, 11 ek team me 11 ek team me, mai banuga Umpire aur tum 3rd umpire, aur fir apna hi IPL karwayege
     
wase tum kal free ho kya ( ladki puchege kyu, to apko bolna hai) muhrat acha hai time nikal kar shadi kar lete hain
     
machli jal ki rani hai, jeevan uska pani hai, muje apni puri life, tumhare sath bitani hai
     
Tumhare Dil ke exams kab se shuru ho rahe hain & mera admit card kab dogi
     
perfume konsa lagati ho, jabse Online aayi ho pura phone khushboo se mahak raha hai
     
agar mere Dil me printer hota to mai print kar ke dikha deta ki usme 
  
Tumhe jodna aata hai kya(addition) To fir jod kar batao ki tumhe dekh kar mera Dil behisab kyu dharakta hai
     
jaise aadhar hai sabka adhikar, waise aapke pyar bina mera jeena bekar
     
tumhari apni Airlines hain kya, to fir tumhe dekh kar me udne kyu lagta hun
     
mentos khao, dimag ki batti jalao, aur time nikal kar mujse milne aao
     
Muje shadi ke baad 22 bache chahiye, 11 ek team me 11 ek team me, mai banuga Umpire aur tum 3rd umpire, aur fir apna hi IPL karwayege
     
wase tum kal free ho kya ( ladki puchege kyu, to apko bolna hai) muhrat acha hai time nikal kar shadi kar lete hain
     
machli jal ki rani hai, jeevan uska pani hai, muje apni puri life, tumhare sath bitani hai
     
Tumhare Dil ke exams kab se shuru ho rahe hain & mera admit card kab dogi
     
perfume konsa lagati ho, jabse Online aayi ho pura phone khushboo se mahak raha hai
     
agar mere Dil me printer hota to mai print kar ke dikha deta ki usme sirf tumhari pic hai
  
Tum durdarshan se Paas aakar darshan kab dogi
     
Miss universe ka direct selection hore hain, bas ek bar apni aadhar card wali pic dikha do( ladki mna karegi, aur is tarah se aapki baten thodi badh jayegi)
     
dost bolte hain (ladki ka naam) Naam wali ladkia cute hoti hain, to soch raha hun apki pic dekh kar sure kar lu
     
agar solha somvar ke vrat rakhne se aapke darshan nahi hue to apse shadi ki mannat mang luga, so darshan hi de do
     
tumhe dekhne ke baad life despacito song ki tarah ho gayi hai, samagh kuch aata nahi par maza bhut aata hai
     
36 ke fool 42 ki mala, tere masoom chahre ne katal kar dala
     
Jab tumhara message aata hai na, Dil me guitar nahi pura Dj bajne lagta hai
     
Tum hamesha Bisleri peeti ho kya, kyuki tumhare Dil bhut pure hai
     
bandook ki Goli aur aapki boli seedha Dil par jaa kar lagti hai
     
maine tumhara naam Nirma rakha hai, taki sab tumhe pasand karen, kyuki hema rekha jaya aur sushma, sab ki pasand Nirma
     
aap darmi cool lagate ho kya, kyuki aap ko dekh kar me thanda pad jata hun
 
muje aapka Signature dekhna hai, ya to blank check par kar ke dikha do ya fir marriage certificate par
     
apko to borolean ka model hona chahiye, kyuki apki beauty dekh kar to ladkia jealous ho jati hongi, fir jalan mitane ke lia borolean lagani padegi na
     
Muje secret information mili hai ki apka Dil chori hone wala hai, So apna Dil muje de do mai sambhal kar rakhuga
     
Dil cheer kr dikhau to dard dhud nahi paoge, Dil cheer kar dikhau to dard dhud nahi paoge, kyuki dard to mere danto me hai
     
mat dekh e hasina muje haste hanste, mere dost bade kamine hain kah denge bhabhi ji Namaste
     
rok de mere janaze ko muj me jaan aa rahi hai, aage se Thoda Right lelo, cigrette ki dukan aa rahi hai
     
Suno Rent kab Dogi ( ladki puchegi kis chiz ka rent, to apne bolna hai) itne time se mere Dil me rah rahi ho kiraya nahi dogi kya
     
yar phone me wallpaper lagana hai apni pic dedo, log model ki lagate hain to tum mere Lia model hi ho
     
aap mere Dil ka insurance kar do na, kyuki muje dar hai mera Dil chori ho jayega
     
Jio ka network aaye ya na aaye par tumhe dekh kar muje Future WIFE ki yaad jaroor aa jati hai( fir jab uska reply aa jayega tab bolna) Sorry WiFi likh raha tha
     
jabse tum mere life ke solar system me aai ho mere Dil ka ecosystem hil gaya hai
 
Twinkle Twinkle little star, Hamko tumse ho gaya hai pyar
     
kisi ladki ki shadi na ho rahi ho to muje bata dena, mai jis ladki se pyar krta hun uski shadi ho jati hai
     
maine to pyar ke baare me sochna hi chor dia jabse vidhya balan kahne lagi hai, jaha soch waha shochalaya
     
Kash koi hamare paas bhi aata aur kahta, ye lo blank cheque aur nikal jao meri beti ki zindagi se
     
Yar mere papa ka to koi asa dost v nahi jo amrish puri ki tarah kah de, is dosti ko Rishtedari me badal dete hain
     
teri khushoo se me bimar ho gaya,
jabse dekha tujhe gorii pyaar ho gaya
     
mere pyar ka free trial chl rha hai, pasand aaye to membership le lena
     
Girlfriend cute honi chahiye, smart to phone bhi hota hai
     
Dekho agar kuch bolna hai to I love you bolo varna take care to garnier bhi bolta hai
     
Mera dil hai koi traffic signal nhi, jo koi bhi tod de
     
apke paas helmet hai kya, kyuki aapse baat krne ke baad mera Dil 200 Km ki speed se chal raha hai kahi accident na ho jaaye

mere Dil ke Multiplex mai sirf tumhari Hi picture lagi hai
     
Tumhare pyar ka Invertor jabse Is Dil me lagaya hai tabse Is Dil Ki battery Low nahi hoti hai
     
agar tumhare paas projector hai to mere Dil se Connect karke Dekh lo, Mere Dil me Kitna pyar hai
     
meri mom ne kaha hai ki Girlfriend chahe fair & lovely wali bna le lekin bahu to dettol wali honi chahiye kyuki ma maane dettol ka dhula
     
Mai tumhe mangal ko sutra duga (matlb) mangal sutra duga
     
Ek din aryabhatt meri Girlfriend Gin raha tha aur us din usne Shunya (zero) ki khoj kari thi
     
Bhagwan ka dia sab kuch hai, bas kami hai to ek uski, jo subha subha kahe, choriye na varna maa ji dekh lengi
     
pahle mai tmhara school me aane ka wait karta the ab ONLINE aane ka, Rishta wahi soch nayi
     
mai bhi single hun, tum bhi Single ho, lagta hai bhagwan kuch chahte hain hamse
     
mai ek magician hu, aap muje apna contact number batao, and dekhna vo aleady mere phone me save hoga
     
jabse tumse mila hu adat se pad gayi hai tumhari aur meri mom kahti hain muje buri adat jaldi padti hai
   
she - apki koi gf hai
he- agar me tut te hue tare se girlfriend mang lu na to tara waps jaa kar chipak jata hai
     
suno maine swarg me apne lia ek 250 gaj ka plot kharida hai tmhare lia bhi narak me ek kharid du... wha par rate thoda sasta hai
     
mera bachpan se sapna tha ki bade ho kar apko whatsapp me joke sunau
     
Yr ek baat batao jis tarah ladke apne dost ko bolte hain ki vo teri bhabhi hai usse dur rahna, kya waise hi ladki bhi bolti hai ki vo tere jiju hain unhe line mat maar
     
Car me Polish kar ke bhi Car utni shine nahi karti jitna Tum bina makeup ke krti ho
     
Jitna Exam Farre nhi dekhta usse jyda Sapno me tumhe dekhta hu
     
tu meri drink mai tera chakhna, I Love you baby, apna khayal rakhna
     
tu meri dairy milk mai tera lays, banja tu meri for always
     
Meri life ka ek bhut bada dream hai (kya)
yahi ki tum daya pair aage kar ke mere ghar me aao
     
Muje bas 2 chizen pasand hai, ek to ye fool aur dusri tum jo kahogi kabool kabool kabool