Halloween pickup lines
The Best Halloween Pickup Lines. We collected some naughty, funny, cheesy pickup lines as well memes for you. Post your favorite Halloween pickup lines in comment. Enjoy!!!
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| HALLOWEEN PICKUP LINES |
Please, Lady, come home with me. You never know what I’ll turn into, at
midnight!
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Can I call you my boo?
Call me a pirate and give me that booty
Baby, I’m burning for you.
Baby, I’m a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
Hey, Baby, did you know they call me PumpkinHead?
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do with you in
them!
Hey, Are you made of candy? (Why?) because you look sooo sweet!
Hello, I am the answer to you’re prayers. (Angel)
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the
haunted mansion all to ourselves.
I’m trying to work up the nerve to ask you out, but I’ve got
butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all
night.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Do you like trick-or-treating? Cause I’ll give you this Hallow-weiner.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back? It’s the only one
I’ve got, to fall in love with you at first sight.
Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You look so good, you’re making my man-bits rise from the dead.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie
Pop?
I wanna bob for your apples.
You’re the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your
jack-o-lantern?
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
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