Lame pickup lines

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Lame pick up lines never work, but… if you want a good laugh for your friends while they watch you give lame pick up lines by all means, go for it.

Lame pickup lines

There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself…..

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?

Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out.

Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over.

Something’s wrong with my phone – your number isn’t in it.

Is your body from McDonalds? Cause I’m Lovin It!

Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.

I would buy you a drink but I’d just be jealous of the glass.Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.

Do you have the time. . . . to write my number down?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

They call me “coffee”. I grind so fine.

Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a man friend, come and talk to me.

I would marry your cat just to get in the family.

I have gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off you blouse in a public place.

No, I am not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Pardon me, are you in heat?!

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

You are like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can’t stop you!

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.

Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

Your daddy must of been a drug dealer because you are dope.

When does your centerfold come out.

If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you would be what they call FINE PRINT.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

You make my software turn to hardware!

You are so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Stand back, I am a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I will loosen her clothes.

Hi, I am new in town.

Can I have directions to your house?

Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

You are so sweet you are giving me a toothache.

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

If I had eleven roses and you, I would have a dozen.

I know I don’t look like much now, but I am drinking milk.

Baby, I am no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

I like every bone in your body especially mine.

I have got the F, the C, and the K All I need is U.

Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Is your name Gillette? because you are the best a man can get.

Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

I know I don’t look like much now, but I am drinking milk.

Baby, I am no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

I like every bone in your body especially mine.

How about you sit on my lap and we will see what pops up?

Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

Why don’t you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

Baby I am like milk, I will do your body good.

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

You are so sweet you are giving me a toothache.

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

If I had eleven roses and you, I would have a dozen.

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