PIRATES PICK UP LINES
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| PIRATES PICK UP LINES |
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!
Me skull and crossbones aren’t the only things I plan on raisin’ tonight!
Yer guilty of being a hot wench. I sentence you to walking my plank!
Yo ho ho! How bout a bottle Of rum? Drink up cause we’re about to get
swashbuckled!
I hope you like to matey, because I’m about to swab your deck.
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber! Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent
chum free. I know one eye long john silver. Wana see?
Nice poop deck on ya, lady. Care for a swabbin’?
I got me a bad case of scurvy, and your grapefruits are the only cure!
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
Arrrrr, the big white whale! Been searching for ya all me life!
Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie! Do ya mind if the parrot
watches?
Well call me a landlubber, ’cause I’m about to plunder your Treasure
Island.
It would make me Jolly if we could Roger.
Wanna come back to my home port and see my dock?
How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? Let’s get together
and haul some keel.
Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?
Is that an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? ‘Cause it appears that there’s
wond’rous booty buried underneath!
Yo, ho ho! How ’bouts a bottle of rum?
Do ya mind if the parrot watches?
Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!
I’ll let you in on a big secret… that’s no peg leg!
I sure would like to pillage yer booty.
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